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Updated on February 19, 2013

They say the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach but how about the way to a woman's? Is it through a man's pick-up lines? I have so many guy friends who always use pick-up lines in our conversations. Some are funny, some are witty, some are irritating, some will blow your mind, some have double-meanings and most are nonsense. Some filipinos use these pick-up lines to the girl they like in order to make her smile and to get her YES. I wonder how guys make it through her heart through these lines but they say these are really effective. Hmm, let's see. You are now the judge.

  • Miss, sorry. Parang kilala kita. Minahal na ba kita dati? (Miss, i'm sorry but, I think I know you. Have I loved you before?)

  • Time traveler ka ba? Kamukha mo kasi yung future wife ko. (Are you a time traveler? You look like my future wife)

  • May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? Kasi tumitigil ang oras ko kapag kasama kita. (Do you know someone who repairs watches? Because my time stops when I'm with you

  • Miss taga bangko ka ba? Kasi I’m planning to save my love for you. (Miss, do you work in a bank?Because I'm planning to save my love for you)

  • Exam kaba? Gusto na kasi kitang i-take home. (Are you some kind of an examination? Because I really would love to take you home right now)

  • Every time we meet, kailangan kong magsuot ng parachute kasi nahuhulog na ako sayo. (Every time we meet, I need to use parachute because I'm falling for you)

  • Mahilig ka ba sa sugar? Ang tamis kasi ng smile mo. (Do you love sugar? Your smile is so sweet)

  • Natatakot ako sa multo. Pero mas natatakot ako kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko. (I'm afraid of ghosts but, I'm more afraid of losing you)

  • Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Gusto ko kasi na ikaw ang magpatakbo ng buhay ko eh. (Can you be my driver? I want you to drive my life)

  • Para ka'ng hold-upper. Lahat ibibigay ko sa'yo huwag mo lang ako'ng saktan. (You're like a hold-upper. I will give my all to you, just don't hurt me)

  • Heroin ka ba? Adik na kasi ako sayo eh. (Are you a heroin? I'm so addicted to you)

  • Facebook status ka ba? Gusto kasi kita'ng i-like. (Are you a facebook status? I want to LIKE you)

  • Sorry, nakalimutan ko ang pangalan mo, pwede ba kita'ng tawaging akin? (I'm sorry I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?)

  • Geometry ba ang paboritong subject mo? Kahit anong angle kasi ang cute mo. (Is Geometry your favorite subject? Because you are so cute in any angle)

  • Miss, sigurado ka bang tao ka talaga? Parang hindi, akala ko kasi Dyosa ka. (Miss, are you sure you're a human being? I thought you're a Goddess)

  • Di ka ba napapagod? Maghapon kang tumatakbo sa isipan ko. (Aren't you tired of running in my mind all day long?)

  • Keyboard ka ba? Type na type kasi kita. (Are you a keyboard? You are my type.)

  • Di ko gusto ang apelyido mo, ang panget. Pwede bang paltan nalang natin ng apelyido ko? (I don't like your surname, it doesn't sound good. Can we just replace it with mine?)

  • Miss, puno ka ba? Pwde ba kitang galawin? (TRANSLATION NOT AVAILABLE)

There you have it. That's how to pursue the girl of your dreams in a filipino way. Why don't you try it sometimes? Who knows girls really love guys who use pick-up lines.


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    • Nellieanna profile image

      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      Yes - we are! :-) - more so if we heed the 'pretty is as pretty does' adage.

    • Valorie Esquilona profile image

      Valorie Esquilona 4 years ago from Philippines

      hahahaha i think they are right! well, I believe all the women in the world are special and beautiful.

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      He mentioned their memorable sweet fragrance. wow.

      I've heard others (here on Hubpages) mention how special Filipina girls are!

    • Valorie Esquilona profile image

      Valorie Esquilona 4 years ago from Philippines

      Maybe it's the girls??hahaha They said girls here are sweet and pretty too.

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      I'm giggling. Partly because my brother was stationed in the Phillipines in WWII & didn't really want to come back to the states when the war ended! Our Dad insisted he had to, since he was the only boy in the family and was expected to take over things. But I don't believe it was the pineapples which drew him to stay there! :-)