ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel
  • »
  • Entertainment and Media»
  • Cartoons & Animation

10 Things You Can Bet Will Never Happen on "Hell's Kitchen"

Updated on June 5, 2015

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Here's Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay is more than a household word. Ramsay is a master chef, owns a string of highly-successful restaurants based in London where the food costs more than your car, and has starred on his own show, "Hell's Kitchen," for 14 seasons and shows no sign of backing-off of his hectic schedule.

I have to give credit to the "chef" contestants who think that competing on "Hell's Kitchen" will be a breeze to win a new restaurant Ramsay is opening and given a staggering $250,000.00 salary, for it as far from being a breeze as I am going to be called to The Vatican next week to consult The Pope on spiritual matters.

Gordon Ramsay often has to get tough in order to teach the contestants how to be successful chefs.
Gordon Ramsay often has to get tough in order to teach the contestants how to be successful chefs.

Ramsay is a true perfectionist.

Ramsay not only ram-rod's "Hell's Kitchen" contestants, but curses them like a lagging log horse if they make one miniscule error in preparing a meal for the people who are eating what the contestants make in Ramsay's kitchen. On one or two occasions, Ramsay has lost his temper and thrown things (in the direction) of the fearful "chef's," but never harmed them.

I hear that the censor for ABC, the network who airs "Hell's Kitchen," has received a good raise and some due-appreciation for doing an excellent job of "bleeping" out Ramsay's expletives while filming the show that is followed by millions.

This contestant, Sabrina, worked hard, but was sent home.
This contestant, Sabrina, worked hard, but was sent home.
Ramsay loses his cool thanks to a contestant who over-cooked a dish.
Ramsay loses his cool thanks to a contestant who over-cooked a dish.
Ramsay demands perfection from his contestants.
Ramsay demands perfection from his contestants.
Shetland  pony,
Shetland pony,
Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers.
Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers.
NFL legend, "Iron" Mike Ditka.
NFL legend, "Iron" Mike Ditka.

Millions love Gordon Ramsay.

What I like about "Hell's Kitchen," is the realism. You see the contestants sweat with fear as Gordon Ramsay shuts-down the kitchen in mid-meal preparation for not pleasing Ramsay. You hear the violence in Ramsay's rages to go along with his "sweet," and diplomatic demeanor whenever a celebrity stops by.

And with all of the secrecy that keeps us from predicting correctly what will happen next on "Hell's Kitchen," I want to step-in to add something to make "Hell's Kitchen" a bit fallible and not so far "up in the clouds."

How? "I" am not a prophet, but "I" can, with little confidence, tell you for sure,

10 Things You Can Bet Will Never Happen on "Hell's Kitchen"

  1. Gordon Ramsay will never be seen riding a Shetland pony onto the stage to address the contestants.
  2. No contestant will ever have to fear being drown with a huge pot of spaghetti.
  3. Duchess Kate Middleton will never interrupt the filming of the show to talk to Gordon Ramsay.
  4. You will not see any of the hard-working "chefs" have to vomit due to their nerves eating them up.
  5. NFL legend, Mike Ditka will never compete on "Hell's Kitchen."
  6. Gordon Ramsay will never appear in any episode wearing a turban.
  7. No contestant will ever be Green Bay Packers star quarterback, Aaron Rodgers in disguise pulling a prank on Ramsay.
  8. CBS' "60 Minutes" will never burst-in when the show is underway and announce that Gordon Ramsay is being investigated by the F.B.I. for some unearthly crime.
  9. Gordon Ramsay will never perform a pole dance for his customers while the contestants plug his briefs with "one's."
  10. You will never see ME on "Hell's Kitchen" as a contestant, but as Ramsay's BFF.


Watch the fun.

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • kenneth avery profile image
      Author

      Kenneth Avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      moonlake,

      Thank you so much for the lively comment. I loved it. I wish I had plenty of money so I could reward everyone who likes my offerings.

      Take care and come back anytime.

    • moonlake profile image

      moonlake 2 years ago from America

      I love the show I don't care what anyone has to say about it. I also love Master Chef. Voted up and shared.

    • kenneth avery profile image
      Author

      Kenneth Avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Y,

      I would honest like to thank you for your honest reaction to my hub. I give you my word that I really did not know that HK was a staged production. I really thought that Ramsay was this way when he taught new students.

      Thanks again.

      Kenneth

    • profile image

      2 years ago

      Hell's Kitchen is "realistic"? Seriously, I stopped watching most of the Ramsay shows for this single reason - they are all too fake and staged, and it's just so obvious. Fake and exaggerated drama is not realism, it's show. For true realism it's better to watch some Masterchef Australia, here you can see some real emotions. Gordon Ramsay in a TV show pretty much guarantees that it would be plastic, staged and overly dramatic.

    • kenneth avery profile image
      Author

      Kenneth Avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Dear Barbara Casey,

      I still respect you for not watching Ramsay's show. It is your choice. And I appreciate you leaving me such a sweet comment. Please stay in touch.

    • kenneth avery profile image
      Author

      Kenneth Avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Prettynutjob30,

      I love Hell's Kitchen. I just thought that the things I listed would be great for a sudden laugh.

      Thank you for your sweet comment.

    • kenneth avery profile image
      Author

      Kenneth Avery 2 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Akriti,

      Me too. That is why I wrote this in a tribute to this cooking genius.

      Thanks for your comment and please stay in touch.

    • Akriti Mattu profile image

      Akriti Mattu 2 years ago from Shimla, India

      I love Hell's Kitchen and i love Gordon Ramsay.

    • profile image

      BarbaraCasey 2 years ago

      I can't watch Hell's Kitchen... it's too frantic. And he's so different on Master Chef (and Junior), which I do like. He's a good actor, I guess.

    • prettynutjob30 profile image

      Mary 2 years ago from From the land of Chocolate Chips,and all other things sweet.

      I love Gordon Ramsey, his out there persona is awesome. Great hub, voted up, shared, and more.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)