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10 Things You Can Bet Will Never Happen on "Hell's Kitchen"

Updated on June 5, 2015

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Here's Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay is more than a household word. Ramsay is a master chef, owns a string of highly-successful restaurants based in London where the food costs more than your car, and has starred on his own show, "Hell's Kitchen," for 14 seasons and shows no sign of backing-off of his hectic schedule.

I have to give credit to the "chef" contestants who think that competing on "Hell's Kitchen" will be a breeze to win a new restaurant Ramsay is opening and given a staggering $250,000.00 salary, for it as far from being a breeze as I am going to be called to The Vatican next week to consult The Pope on spiritual matters.

Gordon Ramsay often has to get tough in order to teach the contestants how to be successful chefs.
Gordon Ramsay often has to get tough in order to teach the contestants how to be successful chefs.

Ramsay is a true perfectionist.

Ramsay not only ram-rod's "Hell's Kitchen" contestants, but curses them like a lagging log horse if they make one miniscule error in preparing a meal for the people who are eating what the contestants make in Ramsay's kitchen. On one or two occasions, Ramsay has lost his temper and thrown things (in the direction) of the fearful "chef's," but never harmed them.

I hear that the censor for ABC, the network who airs "Hell's Kitchen," has received a good raise and some due-appreciation for doing an excellent job of "bleeping" out Ramsay's expletives while filming the show that is followed by millions.

This contestant, Sabrina, worked hard, but was sent home.
This contestant, Sabrina, worked hard, but was sent home.
Ramsay loses his cool thanks to a contestant who over-cooked a dish.
Ramsay loses his cool thanks to a contestant who over-cooked a dish.
Ramsay demands perfection from his contestants.
Ramsay demands perfection from his contestants.
Shetland  pony,
Shetland pony,
Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers.
Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers.
NFL legend, "Iron" Mike Ditka.
NFL legend, "Iron" Mike Ditka.

Millions love Gordon Ramsay.

What I like about "Hell's Kitchen," is the realism. You see the contestants sweat with fear as Gordon Ramsay shuts-down the kitchen in mid-meal preparation for not pleasing Ramsay. You hear the violence in Ramsay's rages to go along with his "sweet," and diplomatic demeanor whenever a celebrity stops by.

And with all of the secrecy that keeps us from predicting correctly what will happen next on "Hell's Kitchen," I want to step-in to add something to make "Hell's Kitchen" a bit fallible and not so far "up in the clouds."

How? "I" am not a prophet, but "I" can, with little confidence, tell you for sure,

10 Things You Can Bet Will Never Happen on "Hell's Kitchen"

  1. Gordon Ramsay will never be seen riding a Shetland pony onto the stage to address the contestants.
  2. No contestant will ever have to fear being drown with a huge pot of spaghetti.
  3. Duchess Kate Middleton will never interrupt the filming of the show to talk to Gordon Ramsay.
  4. You will not see any of the hard-working "chefs" have to vomit due to their nerves eating them up.
  5. NFL legend, Mike Ditka will never compete on "Hell's Kitchen."
  6. Gordon Ramsay will never appear in any episode wearing a turban.
  7. No contestant will ever be Green Bay Packers star quarterback, Aaron Rodgers in disguise pulling a prank on Ramsay.
  8. CBS' "60 Minutes" will never burst-in when the show is underway and announce that Gordon Ramsay is being investigated by the F.B.I. for some unearthly crime.
  9. Gordon Ramsay will never perform a pole dance for his customers while the contestants plug his briefs with "one's."
  10. You will never see ME on "Hell's Kitchen" as a contestant, but as Ramsay's BFF.


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