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10 Best Toilet Pranks. A Great Gag Gift!

Updated on October 4, 2014

Funny Toilet Pranks For Everyone

There is a certain obsession when it comes to the smallest room in the house. Maybe it's because on average a human being spends approximately 3 years in a lifetime sitting on the porcelain throne. This amount of time gives the average restless mind a lot of time to think up ideas associated with the toilet. What better use of intellect and resources could there be than inventing toilet pranks?

With so much time spent in there it is the perfect place to bring a little humour!

Here's my top ten for you to enjoy!

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10. The Pee Puck

Place in the toilet and you will have yellow toilet water for days. Perfect for the person who is fastidious about flushing the toilet on every visit. Also great for the office prank as it is the victimless crime and can't be traced back to you. Just nod sagely when your colleagues complain about the state of the toilets!

9. Squirting Toilet

Just slip this under the seat and wait for the squeals from your 'victim'. What's funnier than a wet bottom?

8. Bang Goes The Toilet Seat

Slip this under a closed toilet lid and wait for that midnight sneak to the toilet and the shrieks of surprise as the toilet goes bang! Or the next time you go to one of your siblings houses, leave behind more than a lingering odour....Great combined with a stink bomb!

Joker Bang! Toilet Seat 1.25" Prank, Silver
Joker Bang! Toilet Seat 1.25" Prank, Silver

Pop a few of these randomly around the office toilets and wait for the reaction of your fellow cubicle dwellers. Though if you want to keep your job it may be wise to remain quiet about your role in this diabolical prank. Or you could just pop around your sisters and run amok.. Now that sounds like a great idea. Bang!

 

7. Screaming Toilet

Just attach the screamer to your toilet and wait to see who screams louder, your toilet or the victim of your hilarious joke. A simple device that will keep your family and friends on their toes. A perfect prank for halloween when you have set your house up to scare your guests. This will be the last place they will expect to be pranked!

BigMouth Inc Toilet Screamer
BigMouth Inc Toilet Screamer

Just attach this little gizmo to the underside of your toilet seat cover and wait for the first scream, quickly followed by the second!

 
Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks
Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks

101 Ways that you can reek havoc in your office. Cubicle life can be fairly dull, so the occasional harmless prank can't be a bad thing. Can it?

 

6. Inspiration Outside the Toilet

Toilet pranks not your thing? Too puerile or not clever enough? Then this is the book that will get your pranking taste buds tingling. 101 ways to make sure that you will be known as the office prankster. Or you could use it as revenge for the pranks that have been played on you.

Toilet Pranks

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5. Stink Bomb

Timeless classic. Just wait till your intended victim needs the smallest room and pop one of these. What option will they have but to suffer through the smell. A pre-emptive revenge for what they were going to do in your toilet!

Though a word of warning on this prank! You may want to do it somewhere that you don't have to be yourself. The unfortunate situation of having to use your own toilet after you have released a stink bomb could result in the ultimate prank reversal!!!

4. Mini Squirting Toilet

If you can't get the victim of your prank into the toilet, then bring the toilet to your victim. Fill with water, close the lid and wait for that curious person to lift the lid. Toilet water right in the face. Priceless. A good way to encourage even more people to peek is to put a do not touch sign near the mini loo!

Supernatural Closestool Toy Spray-Your-Friend Water Squirting Toilet Gag Prank Joke Gift
Supernatural Closestool Toy Spray-Your-Friend Water Squirting Toilet Gag Prank Joke Gift

Peek a Boo! Think of the scene in Pretty Woman where Richard Gere snaps shut the jewellery box on Julia Roberts. This is the low brow equivalent, which of course makes it a favourite of mine.

 

3. No Tear Toilet Paper

Want to get revenge on that person who never, ever replaces the roll, thus leaving you in the lurch? Then what better revenge is there than a roll of paper that cannot be torn.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a tearless toilet roll. Just make sure you remember what you have done and don't prank yourself!

2. The Toilet Monster

We all knew the toilet monster existed as little kids, now make all your victims worse dreams come true. Attach this big green monster to the inside of your toilet and wait for the priceless expression of your toilet monsters work.

The Toilet Monster at Work.

What better way to teach your kids all about the toilet monster.

1. Fake Poop

A time honoured classic. Just lay this realistic modern classic on an unsuspecting toilet seat and wait for the horrified expression of your intended victim. Fake poop... Genius.

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      TedWritesStuff 3 years ago

      @queenofduvetcover: Still a relevant classic..ahh the stink bomb..sigh ;-)

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      queenofduvetcover 3 years ago

      Ha! This is great. The stink bomb brings back smelly memories from my childhood.=D

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      TedWritesStuff 3 years ago

      @Cesky: ;-) You gotta love it!

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      Cecilia Karanja 3 years ago from Nairobi

      OMG! The fake poop one, disgusting. lol

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      TedWritesStuff 4 years ago

      @AnonymousC831: me too ;-)

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      AnonymousC831 4 years ago from Kentucky

      Very funny lens, I love pranks.

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      Dancing Cowgirl Design 4 years ago from Texas

      Bet any of these would be lots of fun.

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      mel-kav 4 years ago

      I am not much of a prankster, but I love that toilet monster. Too funny!

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      TedWritesStuff 4 years ago

      @HappyTom LM: Always makes me laugh when I think about it ;-)

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      Tom Christen 4 years ago from Switzerland/Ecuador

      What a funny lens! The monster is just great.... I can imagine the many heart attacks it has cause :)

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      TedWritesStuff 4 years ago

      @mommateaches: What the world really needs is more fake poop.

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      TedWritesStuff 4 years ago

      @KimGiancaterino: Perfect.. Great minds think alike!

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      TedWritesStuff 4 years ago

      @PaigSr: Make sure your parents have strong hearts ;-)

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      KimGiancaterino 4 years ago

      Oh my, these are funny. My office pranks were never of the bathroom variety. I once hid 100 plastic spiders in a nasty co-worker's file cabinets. She's probably still finding them and now I'm 300 miles away!

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      PaigSr 4 years ago from State of Confussion

      The monster has my vote and a possibility of a visit to my parents house.

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      mommateaches 5 years ago

      Funny stuff! I couldn't use the toilet monster in my house since I have a toilet-training child (she'd be in diapers forever!), but the fake poop looks disgustingly real! I'd love to pull that prank on my sons!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I'd say you covered your subject really well, I think its more a guy thing but you got a smile out of me too! :)

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      TedWritesStuff 5 years ago

      @squidoopets: It's dangerous giving your daughter ideas! ;-)

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      Darcie French 5 years ago from Abbotsford, BC

      My daughter got a real kick out of going through this page with me :D

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      TedWritesStuff 5 years ago

      @InfoCoop: :-) What more can I say!

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      InfoCoop 5 years ago

      Some wickedly good ideas. The poop looks real that it is disturbing.

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      InfoCoop 5 years ago

      Some wickedly good ideas. The poop looks real that it is disturbing.

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      Jen withFlash 5 years ago

      I want one of those toilet monsters! Cute!!

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      nick-gondoras 5 years ago

      Nice

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      ringthepost 5 years ago

      laughed my --- off!

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      TedWritesStuff 5 years ago

      @hostels_otelbookers: Ahh school days...;-)

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      Schnieders LM 5 years ago

      great lens. I got kicked out of school once for stink bombs. good times

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      TedWritesStuff 5 years ago

      @WriterJanis2: Amuses the child deep within me ;-)

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      WriterJanis2 5 years ago

      These are so fun!

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      hostels_otelbookers 5 years ago

      Hi there Ted, A FANTASTIC lens!Reminded us of our good old school days too!The Otelbooker Team!

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      TedWritesStuff 5 years ago

      @Schnieders LM: A man after my own heart ;-)

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      JodiFromFlorida 5 years ago

      Great Lens!

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      TedWritesStuff 5 years ago

      @jimagain: ;-) At your service! you should have a camera handy ....

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      jimagain 5 years ago

      Terrible. Just terrible to play pranks on someone trying to take care of business. I can't wait to try these out of the family. But if they make a mess on the floor, I'm calling you to clean it up! Just so you know.

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      deforst 5 years ago

      Oh my god...I never knew this stuff existed!!

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