10 Best Toilet Pranks. A Great Gag Gift!
Funny Toilet Pranks For Everyone
There is a certain obsession when it comes to the smallest room in the house. Maybe it's because on average a human being spends approximately 3 years in a lifetime sitting on the porcelain throne. This amount of time gives the average restless mind a lot of time to think up ideas associated with the toilet. What better use of intellect and resources could there be than inventing toilet pranks?
With so much time spent in there it is the perfect place to bring a little humour!
Here's my top ten for you to enjoy!
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10. The Pee Puck
Place in the toilet and you will have yellow toilet water for days. Perfect for the person who is fastidious about flushing the toilet on every visit. Also great for the office prank as it is the victimless crime and can't be traced back to you. Just nod sagely when your colleagues complain about the state of the toilets!
9. Squirting Toilet
Just slip this under the seat and wait for the squeals from your 'victim'. What's funnier than a wet bottom?
8. Bang Goes The Toilet Seat
Slip this under a closed toilet lid and wait for that midnight sneak to the toilet and the shrieks of surprise as the toilet goes bang! Or the next time you go to one of your siblings houses, leave behind more than a lingering odour....Great combined with a stink bomb!
Pop a few of these randomly around the office toilets and wait for the reaction of your fellow cubicle dwellers. Though if you want to keep your job it may be wise to remain quiet about your role in this diabolical prank. Or you could just pop around your sisters and run amok.. Now that sounds like a great idea. Bang!
7. Screaming Toilet
Just attach the screamer to your toilet and wait to see who screams louder, your toilet or the victim of your hilarious joke. A simple device that will keep your family and friends on their toes. A perfect prank for halloween when you have set your house up to scare your guests. This will be the last place they will expect to be pranked!
Just attach this little gizmo to the underside of your toilet seat cover and wait for the first scream, quickly followed by the second!
101 Ways that you can reek havoc in your office. Cubicle life can be fairly dull, so the occasional harmless prank can't be a bad thing. Can it?
6. Inspiration Outside the Toilet
Toilet pranks not your thing? Too puerile or not clever enough? Then this is the book that will get your pranking taste buds tingling. 101 ways to make sure that you will be known as the office prankster. Or you could use it as revenge for the pranks that have been played on you.
What's your favourite toilet prank?
5. Stink Bomb
Timeless classic. Just wait till your intended victim needs the smallest room and pop one of these. What option will they have but to suffer through the smell. A pre-emptive revenge for what they were going to do in your toilet!
Though a word of warning on this prank! You may want to do it somewhere that you don't have to be yourself. The unfortunate situation of having to use your own toilet after you have released a stink bomb could result in the ultimate prank reversal!!!
4. Mini Squirting Toilet
If you can't get the victim of your prank into the toilet, then bring the toilet to your victim. Fill with water, close the lid and wait for that curious person to lift the lid. Toilet water right in the face. Priceless. A good way to encourage even more people to peek is to put a do not touch sign near the mini loo!
Peek a Boo! Think of the scene in Pretty Woman where Richard Gere snaps shut the jewellery box on Julia Roberts. This is the low brow equivalent, which of course makes it a favourite of mine.
3. No Tear Toilet Paper
Want to get revenge on that person who never, ever replaces the roll, thus leaving you in the lurch? Then what better revenge is there than a roll of paper that cannot be torn.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a tearless toilet roll. Just make sure you remember what you have done and don't prank yourself!
2. The Toilet Monster
We all knew the toilet monster existed as little kids, now make all your victims worse dreams come true. Attach this big green monster to the inside of your toilet and wait for the priceless expression of your toilet monsters work.
The Toilet Monster at Work.
What better way to teach your kids all about the toilet monster.
1. Fake Poop
A time honoured classic. Just lay this realistic modern classic on an unsuspecting toilet seat and wait for the horrified expression of your intended victim. Fake poop... Genius.