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10 free tips to having fun. Life should be fun.

Updated on June 16, 2014

Hide and seek should be a required 1st grade class.

This guy needs lessons -- he is hiding like on Ostrich
This guy needs lessons -- he is hiding like on Ostrich

If any of this is gross or cruel to you, do not do it. I would appreciate any embellishments.

Let me stuff first. We had fun fun fun until my daddy took the T-Bird away. Fun is a place we leave life and laugh, fun is awesome. Fun is a nourishment of the soul.

I do not shred my personal documents. But I prevent identity theft. I just put them in the garbage. And then I cover garbage with rather foul diapers, grease and any thing else foul, and make sure it sets out in the sun. Dog poop works well also. It just makes me giggle. I got nothing to steal.

Being preposterous is funny, pretending you are not is very funny, surprise is a key.

If someone blocks your way driving way too slow on a two lane road, Flash your lights and honk and make wild gestures at their tires. As they pull over to check, drive on by.

From time to time fix school children sandwiches. But cut a piece of wax paper and insert. Later on they will ask you to do it and swap with others.

Just once try this one. Go to the bathroom. Pull 10 feet off the toilet paper roll. Double up four sections and place in your rear trouser area, Then walk into the office, leaving a tail. Hey it works in movies!

Give you wife something special. Then disappear and re-appear after eating anchovies, pickles and mayonnaise and smear across your face. And just act all lovey dovey, good to bring in champagne – she will definitely react as you try to kiss her --- have fun and go with results.

Fun?

Do you have fun on a daily basis

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Smile

laugh

make faces

skip

dance

make a funny noise

call a friend

throw a rock

whistle

chocolate

Slinkeys are fun because they are just silly.

Whoopie cushions just make us laugh. They are just funny.
Whoopie cushions just make us laugh. They are just funny.

Leave PC'ness somewhere else, if you act like you are supposed to, who cares?

The Hose. It pours out water that we are to conserve. But set one up with a child and have them dowse your spouse.

Get a generator or a can of super tire inflator. Let the air out of your spouses’ tire and then fill it so efficiently and perfectly you are a Prince.

Nowadays kids just show off and make public their under drawers, and pj’s, do the same at you local 7-11.

Some folk do not drink. If they are like recovering AA support them. But some folk for forty years just have not drank alcohol, normally they do not like the lack of self control --- so get them drunk.

Try to play deaf mute at a lack of conscience store. Do not worry. No one else hears or says anything anyway.

Put on a hat you would not be caught wearing and strut your stuff. Probably no one will notice. Go into a Nordstroms and they will notice, and maybe think it is a new look and so be quiet, go to a dime store and you may see it on another.

Work hard. Strive hard but eat a Herring and make a pass at a coworker.

I beg you, please teach your children well, not their parents hell, but how to laugh.

Here is a fun one that I like to do with my children around age 5. You see I teach my children young to make faces and create emotions in the mirror. It teaches them that most of our negative attitudes are fake. Frowning and crying does not make you sad. But smiling can make you happy.

So of course by 4-5 they can play act being upset, and then switch immediately to happy. So in the grocery store check out line. They act up on purpose, you know the game so you scream back, people will be shocked and stare. Then you burst out with high fives and laughs and a hug. Once I had a heighbor kid with and a 3 +6 year old. They even starting fighting with each other. It took us twenty minutes to even try and eat ice cream we were laughing so hard.

Please follow this advice

Whining is a downer
Whining is a downer | Source

BE Happy

This is fun

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'll hang with you guys any old day. Love laughter! Let's face it, life isn't getting any shorter, so we might as well laugh our asses off as we fade out.

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Right on Billy!! Thanks for coming on by and giving a good smile.

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      peachy 4 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      Interesting hub. When i play catch with my 6 year old son, he would run around the living room screaming for his life and duck down on the floor, pretend to be a porcupine, all roll up. He's cute, having fun with kids makes any parent happy. Voted interesting

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      CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Oh, what fun this hub indeed! Love the silly ideas! *chuckles* Nothing beats sharing fun and laughter with your own kid(s) and the kid in you.

      Cheers!

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thanks so much honey Peach. Mano o Mano who is teaching who here?

      I love the roll up routine. Get him/her ready to help you with jokes, oh the bonding!

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      What fun it is to watch the in think they are called "flash dances". From Moscow to Mobai to LA. Spontaneous fun is abounding and wait for you signature.

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      Patricia Scott 2 years ago from sunny Florida

      Absolutely gotta' have fun...andd teaching it to our kidoes is a such a gift to them.

      Angles are on the way to you today, Eric. ps

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Hello Patricia, sorry it took so long to get back to you but I just saw this -- getting old has rewards and drawbacks ;-) I had too much fun yesterday at my youngest's birthday party -- we are only 5 for a year of our lives.

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      Rolly A Chabot 2 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Hi Eric...

      I think it fun to simply live the best you know how... even if it means being who you are... I love to make the best of what I have... making another smile is a blessing.

      Hugs

      Rolly

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      You make a fun recipe for a great way of life Rolly. Doing the best we can is a measure of happiness. Thank you for the read and comment. I have been travelling a bit, now in Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam and am trying to catch up so sorry for the delay in response.

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      Elena 2 years ago from London, UK

      Thank you. We should never stop having fun. Thanks for a great hub.

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      Eric Dierker 2 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thank you much Elena, I was sitting down to some reading and my five year old is bugging me to go have fun playing soccer. Well to heck with this reading --- off to go Score!

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