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10 things you should never say to your wife

Updated on January 7, 2011
What the hell were you thinking?!!!
What the hell were you thinking?!!! | Source

What not to say and the right way to say it

1. Why don't YOU go to work all day and I'll stay home with the kids. WRONG!

I know your job is harder than mine, but sometimes I feel so cheated because you get to spend time with the kids and I just know I'm missing so much. CORRECT.

2. Oh her? She's just my work wife. WRONG!

I've had so much on my plate lately and my boss is worried that I might get burnt out so he's having her help me out a little. CORRECT.

3. The new girl at work is such a hottie. WRONG!

i think my new co-worker would be perfect for your brother. CORRECT.

4. Why are you giving all your clothes away? I thought you were going to lose the weight after the baby. WRONG!

That is so generous of you. You deserve a new wardrobe when you get back to your original shape and then you can donate all the clothes that will be too big for you. CORRECT.

5. You sound just like my mother. WRONG!

I'm so glad you and my mother have so much in common. CORRECT.

6. What is this crap? WRONG!

I don't think I've ever had a meal like this before. You never cease to amaze me. CORRECT.

7. Why don't you look this good all the time? WRONG!

I don't know how you do it, but you look even more beautiful tonight. CORRECT.

8. All you do is nag nag nag nag nag... WRONG!

I don't know what I'd do without you. Thanks for reminding me. CORRECT.

9. Shopping again? Is that all you do? WRONG!

You have such a wonderful sense of style. Someone as talented as you should be a wardrobe consultant. CORRECT.

10. Oh I've been there before, my ex and I used to go all the time. WRONG!

Why don't we go somewhere new for both of us? It could be OUR new place. CORRECT.


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      6 years ago

      You should add a few to this..... Like "I can't remember the last time I was happy" and Not telling them that something about their appearance is un-attractive.

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      6 years ago

      this is all bull shit, all makings of a loser husband

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      7 years ago

      Hey you are a genius! I love this Hub


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