15 Best Quotes from Friends
15. Season 8 Episode 19: The One With Joey's Interview
Phoebe spells her name. The best way of spelling your name if your name is Phoebe, obviously.
14. Season 1 Episode 2: The One with the Sonogram At the End
Still one of the best analogies I've ever heard.
13. Season 5 Episode 16: The One with the Cop
I don't know which quote is better, "PIVOT....PIVOT....PIVOT!!!" or "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUP"
12. Season 1 Episode 18: The One with All the Poker
"Your money is mine, Green!"
"Your fly's open, Geller."
Quick and to the point! And she doesn't even look up.
11. Season 2 Episode 13: The One After the Superbowl
I laugh so hard every time I rewatch this clip.
Joey's looking over the stall to see Chandler in Suzie's panties, when Ross walks in, not realizing Chandler is in the stall.
"Joey, you know, some people don't like that."
- Chandler stuck in toilet - YouTube
Friends Episode where Chandler got stuck in toilete wearing pink thong! Julia Roberts appear as well
10. Season 4 Episode 8: The One with Chandler in a Box
Monica sums up the problems of everyone in one amazing sentence. And meanwhile, Chandler's in a box. (crying)
Quote: "Fine! Judge all you want to, but... Married a lesbian; Left a man at the altar; Fell in love with a gay ice dancer; Threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire; Livin' in a box!"
9. Season 5 Epsiode 11: The One With All the Resolutions
You will spit out whatever you are drinking if you watch this scene right now. Ross is stuck in the bathroom, trying to pull up his leather pants, which have shrunk.
The quote: "They're not comin' on man!!"
8. Season 8 Episode 9: The One with the Rumour
"Joey, those are my maternity pants."
"No no these are my THANKSGIVING pants."
Uh, can I please buy a pair of those somewhere?
7. Season 7 Episode 3: The One with Phoebe's Cookies
"Nes-lay Tou laouse."
".....Nestle Toll House?!"
It's too bad we never got to meet Phoebe's grandmother, that would have been great.
6. Season 10 Episode 14: The One With Princess Consuela
Phoebe decides to change her legal name. Okay, Mike says. Then my name's "Crap Bag!"
5. Season 6 Episode 17: The One With Unagi
This scene between Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross in this episode is a secret gem. Poor Ross, not all of us have the gift of Unagi...unless we just want to go down to a sushi restaurant anywhere and buy some.
4. Season 3 Episode 5: The One With Frank Jr.
Joey needs to learn how to use a drill. Could you imagine leaning against a wall and having a drill pop out right by your head?!
3. Season 10 Episode 13: The One Where Joey Speaks French
A very popular scene on youtube. It was so good I couldn't just put in a picture but the whole scene.
The golden quote?: "Je m'appelle!" "Mi po poo!!"
2. Season 10 Episode 9: The One with the Birth Mother
"So she took some of your fries, big deal!"
"It's not about the fries, it's what the fries represent."
An all time favorite. Don't we all know someone like this? (....ourselves)
If you don't know the reference, this is a must see that youtube will easily fix!
1. Season 1 Episode 7: The One With the Blackout
"Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick," but no no no no, for me. Gum. Is perfection.
I loathe myself!"
And finally, the classic scene that will never ever get old. It is so hilarious the rest is included below in a youtube link. The scene speaks for itself.
1. Chandler Trapped in an ATM Vestibule
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