15 Things You Will Never Hear From Actor, Matthew McConaughney's Mouth

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Men, how would you like to be Matthew McConaughey? I wouldn’t mind trading places with this Hollywood “Money Magnet,” super-star actor. McConaughey defines the word “celebrity,” as well as “famous.” I am not going to share what words that I define, for I am concerned that young children may have climbed onto your chair and logged onto HubPages and stumbled onto this story.

I do not need “that” brand of fame—being arraigned on publishing “smut” text that can harm young children’s formative mental years. I want to be remembered as an “obscure man who worked to make a difference.”

My favorite film by Matthew McConaughey is “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” He rocked that flick and pretty-much all of the films he has starred or co-starred in with other Hollywood celeb’s.

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I like McConaughey’s slow Texas drawl. So do thousands of women. I also like Matt Damon’s almost-perfect impression of McConaughey when he appears on Late Night with David Letterman. What a magical male duo, Matthew and Matt. If they were cast to co-star in an action thriller, I wager that the film would pull-down millions in the first day of showing.

Sorry for rambling so much. If you were sitting here with me, I would love to just talk about Matthew McConauhey and see if you agree with my views on his “hoss-of-an-actor,” who has well-established himself in the entertainment circles of the world around us.

I can find no, absolutely no flaw in Matthew McConaughey. I know that human beings are far from perfect, but can you really sit back and see any spot or blemish in this man?

He speaks a lot when you hit on a topic that interests him. And of all of the speaking that McConaughey does, I will wager that here are—

15 Things That Will Never Be Said By Actor, Matthew McConaughey

1. “Man, do I need to lose some pounds.”
2. “Darlin’, will you go out with me tonight?”
3. “USC? I love USC!” (McConaughey is a University of Texas grad).
4. “How can one man like me be so lonely?”
5. “Mister, can you spare a few bucks for me to pay my mortgage?”
6. “I love sleeping in the woods.”
7. “Give me a house without full-length mirrors any day.”
8. “Do a scene without a shirt? Are you serious?”
9. “I gotta run! I am late for my work-out session at the gym.”
10. “I do wish that I would not be nominated every year for an Oscar.”
11. “I’ve been on the Red Carpet so much that I have worn-out a trail.”
12. “Sure I will do this big-budget film for nothing.”
13. “Hey, go with me to the corner liquor store. I am out of cheap beer.”
14. “Hey, wardrobe! These jeans are way too tight.”
15. “Oh how I have dreamed of being a bum.”

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