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25 Funny Misheard Lyrics

Updated on January 2, 2019
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Singing is fun when you know or do not know the lyrics but does anyone realise they dont know the lyrics?

Partying with friends and singing at the top of your lungs to all your favorite songs is such a beautiful memory. Until you remember the time you sung the wrong lyrics over and over again until your friends gave you a pat on your back and laughed their heads off.

Breath! because many people have misheard these songs and most of them are just Hilarious


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25 SONGS WITH FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS

1.No Brainer- DJ Khalid, Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper

Misheard Lyrics- "You stink out of the crowd baby its a no-brainer"

Actual Lyrics-"You stick out of the crowd baby its a no brainer"


2.Girls-Rita Ora, Charlie XCX, Cardi B, Bebe Rexha

Misheard Lyrics-" All summer we pee in the pool"

Actual Lyrics-"All summer we've been in the pool"


3. Attention- Charlie Puth

Misheard lyrics-" Throwin' that turtle on my knee"

Actual Lyrics-"Throwin' that dirt all on my name"


4.New rules- Dua Lipa

Misheard Lyrics- " I've got new rules I count them, I've got to tell them to my son"

Actual Lyrics-"I've got new rules I count them, I've got to tell them to my self"


5.Thinking out Loud- Ed Sheeran

Misheard Lyrics-" Baby now, take me into your lemon arms"

Actual Lyrics-" Baby now, take me into your loving arms"


6. Thunder- Imagine Dragons

Misheard Lyrics-" Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Pa Pa Panda, Panda"

Actual Lyrics-" Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thu Thu Thunder, Thunder"


7. The Cure-Lady Gaga

Misheard Lyrics-" And if you say your okay, I'm gonna kill you anyway"

Actual Lyrics- " And if you so your okay, I'm gonna heal you anyway"


8.No more crying in the club- Camilla Cabello

Misheard Lyrics-"No more crying in the club, hey hey let the bakeaarrry, your tears as they fall baby"

Actual Lyrics-"No more crying in the club, hey hey let the beat carry, your tears as they fall baby"


9. Dusk Till Dawn- Sia, Zayn

Misheard Lyrics- "I'll be with you from dusk till dawn, Baby I'm a reindeer"

Actual Lyrics-"I'll be with you from dusk till dawn, Baby I'm right here"


10. Feels- Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry, Calvin Harris,Big Sean

Misheard Lyrics- " Don't be afraid to catch fish" or "Don't be afraid to catfish"

Actual Lyrics- " Don't be afraid to catch feels"


11. Sad Songs- Little Mix

Misheard Lyrics- " Please don't play No more, samsungs, No more samsungs, no more"

Actual Lyrics-"Please don't play No more sad songs, no more sad songs, no more"


12. That's what I like- Bruno Mars

Misheard Lyrics- " Don't you be shinin' so bright, strawberry champagne all night"

Actual Lyrics- "Gold Jewelry shinin' so bright, strawberry champagne on ice"


13.Me too- Meghan Trainor

Misheard Lyrics-" If I was you I'd wanna beat me too"

Actual Lyrics-"If I was you I'd wanna be me too"


14. Kill em with kindness- Selena Gomez

Misheard Lyrics- "Your lice are bullets, your mouse a gun and no war in England was ever won"

Actual Lyrics- " Your lies are bullets, your mouth's a gun and no war and anger has ever won"


15. What lovers do- Maroon 5, SZA

Misheard lyrics-" Ooh ooh ooh ooh ouuh imma s**t for you ouh ouh tryna do what llamas do ouh"

Actual Lyrics-" Ooh ooh ooh ouuh been wishing for you ouh ouh tryna do what lovers do ouh"


16. Black Beatles- Rae Sremmurd

Misheard Lyrics-"Quick release the cash watch it fart slowly"

Actual Lyrics-" Quick release the cash watch it fall slowly"


17. 24K- Bruno Mars

Misheard Lyrics-" Know your pizza beans at sky, lets set this body on fire....24 Carrot magic in the air"

Actual Lyrics-"Throw your hands up in the sky, lets set this party off right....24 karat magic in the air"


18. Heavy Dirty Soul- Twenty one pilots

Misheard Lyrics-"Can you save my heavy dinosaur"

Actual Lyrics-"Can you save my heavy dirty soul"


19. Rockabye- Sean Paul, Clean Bandit, Anne Marie

Misheard Lyrics-" No mama, you never s**t here"

Actual Lyrics-" No mama, you never shed tear"


20. It ain't me- Selena Gomez, Kygo

Misheard Lyrics-" ah ah ah towelie ah ah ah skiing, bread loaf I sold, breads loaf, it ain't meat"

Actual Lyrics-"ah ah ah The Bowery ah ah ah Whiskey neat, grateful, i'm so grateful, It ain't me"


21. Close-Nick Jonas

Misheard Lyrics-"Want your clothes ooh-ooh-ooh cause space was just a word made up by someone, whose afraid to get clothes"

Actual Lyrics-" Want you close ooh-ooh-ooh cause space was just a word made up by someone whose afraid to get close"


22. Heathens- Twenty One Pilots

Misheard Lyrics-" All my friends are heating steak, eat slow"

Actual Lyrics-" All my friends are heathens, take it slow"


23. This is what you came for- Rihanna, Calvin Harris

Misheard Lyrics-"Everybody's watching her but she's looking at hugh ooh ooh hugh ooh ooh "

Actual Lyrics-" Everybody's watching her but she's looking at you ooh ooh you ooh ooh"


24. Side to Side- Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Misheard Lyrics-" These friends, keep talking way too much, say I should give a mop, cant hear the milk, cause iiiiii"

Actual Lyrics-" This friends, keep talking way too much, say I should give you up, cant hear them,no, cause iiiiiii"


25. Faded- Alan Walker

Misheard Lyrics-" Where are you now? Another tree, the monsters' runnin' wine inside of me, I'm vader"

Actual Lyrics-"Where are you now? Another dream, the monsters' runnin wild inside of me, I'm faded"


Fail once and you will still be dancing, fail twice and you will still be dancing, do not be embarrassed by your mis-sung lyrics, for misheard lyrics are the reason for them!

— A bad quote from Me
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People have heard and people have spoken. Lyrics are not always the most clear things, especially when your dancing crazy and singing at the top of your lungs.

Do you know of any other misheard lyrics? Add them in the comments below and suggest which was the funniest misheard lyrics in this list!

© 2019 Precious Ndira

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