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A Blonde, A Brunette And A Red-head's World Adventure Of A Life-time

Updated on April 5, 2014

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I can’t believe it !!!. We have made it home in one piece. Two months of holidaying all around the world, visiting our hubber friends from all across the globe, going to places I only dreamt about. This time we formed a threesome in our travels, Anna Marie Bowman begged to come along too, and we were happy to have her. So folks I know you are just busting to share the excitement of our expedition, so without any further ado, let me share with you the “Holiday Of A Life-time ”, the saga of a blonde, a brunette and a red-head, who painted the world red.

US Pest's Trailer Park

What a blast we had when we visited Pest in the most famous trailer park in the whole of the United States. Pest also invited Panchuca213 and Goldentoad down for the weekend, he thought what a blast we would all have together. Pest paid Momma twenty bucks to shoot through for the weekend, so we could have the place all to ourselves.

For activities throughout the day we did a little fishing in the frozen lake that surrounded his cute as a button trailer. "OMG", Anna hollered, "I've caught something". "What is it?", cried AE. "I think we may have a biggy", I chirped. GT coughed loudly while he unhooked the line from Pest's fly on his trousers. We looked at each other sheepishly.

As night fell it grew quite cold inside. Pest realised we were without firewood so he ripped a few floorboards up from the kitchen to chuck in the fireplace. "Momma won't mind", he muttered, "she is a little short-sighted". Panchuca213 brought along a game of animal twister, which proved to be so much fun, by the time we finished the game we all turned into animals ourselves and need I say anymore.

"Hey Sixty AE's nose ring has gone down the sink."
"Hey Sixty AE's nose ring has gone down the sink."

South Africa

Us girls, had a ball in South Africa. There we met up with Sixtyorso, who was delighted to show us around his hometown. For a small price he arranged for us to have a ride on some huge African elephants, that did some rather bizarre things to each other, which caught the attention of my camera. Two particular elephants were so in love with each other, they forgot that we were all there and did what they do best. AE Evans looked on rather blankly, while Anna and I cheered them on. Sixtyorso also arranged a shooting expedition that he said was a must before we left, an activity that we had never tried. Unfortunately AE backfired her weapon and it deflated one of her breast implants. It took 14hours for the ambulance to arrive, luckily they had a spare bike pump in their medical kit and pumped it straight back up to a DD. Sixtyorso was a delightful host, so amazing that we didn't want to leave him but indeed our journey had to continue on.We gave him a big sloppy kiss before waving him goodbye.


Don't ever expect to reach the hospital in a hurry
Don't ever expect to reach the hospital in a hurry

Portugal

We just had to visit Portugal, Funridedemanded it after we failed to pop in on our first adventure. We decided to don our best clothes for the highly anticipated meeting, we just had to present our very best. On the way to his country shack I spotted a fabulous piece of nature by the side of the road, and demanded we stop to take a few photographs. "How the heck do we find these things?", I laughed.

AE,Anna and I dressed up in Portugal.
AE,Anna and I dressed up in Portugal.
Often in China there is much traffic congestion.
Often in China there is much traffic congestion.

China

  • Confucious say "man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news".

I was busting to get to China to visit my dear friend Cindy Vine. She was even more than what we expected to meet. We spent the morning in her kitchen receiving the most amazing sausage making lessons, by the master herself. Boy amidst the laughter, Bourbon and gabble, there was sausages of all shapes and sizes flying everywhere. Somehow I pressed the wrong buttons and the saveloy machine seriously malfunctioned.

The same afternoon we ventured downtown where Cindy showed us her favourite bookshop, and introduced us to her friends Anne Teak, Emma Royds, Gaye Barr and Mona Lott, proprietors of the local Bingo Hall which Cindy frequents every Friday night.

Sufidreamer's happy go lucky uncle Sal Monella
Sufidreamer's happy go lucky uncle Sal Monella

Greece

Another great highlight of our trip was Greece, a gorgeous country in southeastern Europe, situated on the southern end of the Balkan Peninsula. There in the divine mountains and rich luscious valleys we caught up with the woman eater Sufidreamer who sent his Uncle Sal Monella to pick us up from the airport.

Sufidreamer was the perfect host, when we weren't mud wrestling him in a puddle in his backyard, he was busy pouring us tall glasses of Ouzo. "Health benefits, health benefits", he kept muttering as he topped our tall glasses up. The next morning Anna woke up in the barn, with a pair of old goats, while AE and I awoke to find ourselves floating in the jacuzzi from the night before. Suddenly a still half drunk Sufidreamer screamed "Quick you got to go girls my Ma and Pa are here." AE and I sprung like two vault jumpers out the open window and landed on top of Sal Monella who was attending the cars below.

We met Iphigenia's charming husband Brock Lee
We met Iphigenia's charming husband Brock Lee

St Tropez

While visiting St Tropez we caught up with the glamorous Iphigenia who invited us to stay two nights in her three storey, five class penthouse, deep in the heart of the city. She bought four tickets for us to attend the annual Sexpo which she was positive would bring us the fame that we so much desired. I decided this would be a perfect time to don my police uniform I found hanging in a locker while visiting a Swedish police station for pranging yet another rent-a-car in Stockholm. It was a huge blast as I expected it to be. Anna Marie showed a keen interest in some bizarre looking pigs, while AE tried her hand at pole dancing. Iphigenia introduced us to the manager of the gala event Brock Lee , who also happened to be her charming, well-developed husband.

In France I attended the annual Sexpo in full costume.
In France I attended the annual Sexpo in full costume.
Christoph Reilly's outspoken friends 'The Saggy Hooters Club'.
Christoph Reilly's outspoken friends 'The Saggy Hooters Club'.

St Louis

St Louis was defenitely a highlight of our adventures where we were shown around by the one and only Christoph Reilly. What a show man he was too. He asked his good friends 'The Saggy Hooters Club", to accompany us on his tour of his city and they happily obliged. I begged Christoph to drive his brand new car as there was no way I was sitting in the back with the four hooters, much to Anna's and AE's disapproval. Christoph was actually quite impressed with my driving skills until I heard the high pitched scream coming from Anna in the back. Apparently the eldest member Al Lickertwat's hooter had fallen off into Anna's takeaway Cappuccino, and as a result I kind of lost control of the vehicle and had a slight prang into some cars parked on the roadside. Christoph was very understanding,as he still had the compassion to give us all a high suction kiss goodbye

I had a little mishap while driving Christoph's brand new car. Oops!
I had a little mishap while driving Christoph's brand new car. Oops!

The Briny Sand

We managed to catch up to Hubpages Extraordinaire Ralwus, who most proudly showed us his many accumulated trophies for the 'World's Best Toe Sucker'. We spent many magical, relaxing moments with him having our toes pampered, painted, photographed and sucked by the great man himself. He had a rather strange toilet in his huge white, marbled bathroom, we are still trying to figure out what was so sinister about it. Ralwus also is a master of sculpture, he showed us his 'Little Boy Blue', in his backyard garden, he also loves birds too.

Isis's amazing boyfriend Dwayne Pipe had an amazing helicopter car.
Isis's amazing boyfriend Dwayne Pipe had an amazing helicopter car.

Australia

Can you believe it? When I arrived home back in Australia I woke up in my economy seat, to see AE and Anna Marie fast asleep beside me. Hells Bells! They had fallen asleep from all the excitement and had missed their departure pit stop in the good ole US. After the initial shock of it all, we decided to extend our trip in good old Australia and visited two more friendsEric G and  isis_dreams2002.

Eric G was a laugh and a half. He showed us his prize and cherished Harley motorbike called 'The Exterminator', and gave us all a double, out on the little dusty roads surrounding his Aussie shack. AE, did not quite enjoy the fast momentum of the speeding bike, she turned a rather dark shade of green with motion sickness, so she hitch-hiked and caught a roo ride back to our base. Anne Marie actually passed out when a motorist approached from the opposite direction.The photo I snapped pictured here, tells the whole story. Eric with his outrageous sense of humour thought it was so awfully funny. Indeed!! We gave him a good whipping back at the barn, funny though, he had a smile on his face despite the torture we inflicted on him.

isis_dreams2002 was a wonderful hostess. She made a beaut meal of Kangaroo Paw, the only downfall was that the toe-nails of the roo got caught in our delicate throats. Her boy-friend a famous Australian inventor Dwayne Pipe, had the most amazing car we had ever laid eyes on. He remarkably crossed a helicopter with a mini with amazing success and hence dubbed it "The Little Pecker".
If you were impressed with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang you would have adored "The Little Pecker."

"HELP, HELP", AE, ANNA MARIE. ERIC G THIS AINT FUNNY."
"HELP, HELP", AE, ANNA MARIE. ERIC G THIS AINT FUNNY."

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Lol Blake oh you have this insane marvelous ability to sum up my stories. I wish I could think up those many words when describing yours lol. Oh Anna Marie LMAO, oh I cannot blame you, she is a hotty if I say so myself.... we will have to come visit you on our next trip, oh god I can see it will be lethal already....

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      I have had to review this one a couple times over BP. I read it a week ago, and three times since. Not sure why,but I think it is my favorite one ever. Not for any of my so high artsy reasons...but it is just very creative use of natural found photo spots, and it shows a less showy side of your writing and photo essay ability. You and your comrades come across very funny, happy, and real.

      Now you are my girl forever in my heart BP...

      But seriously I would have a really hard time resisting if

      Anna Marie made a move on me. God she is a cutie.

      But fear not...

      Just keep her a safe distance away.

      Wink wink.

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hiya oliversmum I am so glad you enjoyed this hub lol. Yes trouble follows us where-ever we go. :)

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      oliversmum 7 years ago from australia

      blondepoet.Hi. What an absolutely hilarious story this is,it made me laugh,and feel like I was along for the ride,it is really great,and the photo's are something else, It made my day. Thank you.:) :)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Lol thanks a million Gabriella

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      Gabriella D'Anton 7 years ago from Los Angeles, Ca

      Another great hub writen with plenty of information and humour. Thank you

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey hi mtsi1098 I am mighty pleased to see you as well, gee I have so much catching up to do. :) :)

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      mtsi1098 8 years ago

      This was quite a trip with a bunch of good pictures...glad to see you are back...Thanks

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi AE lol we sure had a ball didn't we? Oh heck we are booked in to go again soon so pack those little party dresses. pump up those implants, cos we are going to hit it hard LMAO (hugs to you buddy) xoxo

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      I always come back for another laugh and reminisce about the good times, when are we planning another trip?:)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I learned everything I know from you fierycj....

      I am kind of like a grocery shop, may be a little dose of madness there, but then there is the dessert section in there too, it's all strawberries and cream cupcake. xo

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      fierycj 8 years ago from The Fiery Heart of Africa

      My long lost sister. Ha! What're you, nuts? If I had a sister like you, I would go crazy. No kidding. Hey, I like stopping by your crazy station. You know, get a lil doze of madness. You seem to have a whole pharmacy of it.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hey there Fiery, we must be related now as I am fiery now too. I could be your long lost sister haha. Yea Fiery I live to the full alright someone has to do it. Yea that muscle thingy is Iphegenia's hubby LMAO, he swallowed a few Emu eggs and they kind of rolled into his arms. Thanks heaps for stopping by my crazy station. x0

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      fierycj 8 years ago from The Fiery Heart of Africa

      Ha ha ha...I knew my name for ya, 'fieryblonde' was well suited...hilarious hub. You sure are a bundle of fun ain't ya. Live life to the full that typa thing. Great adventures, in there, no friggin' kidding...good shots, too. perfect timing and all that crap. Hey, what's the muscle thingy on that dude? good stuff there, fieryblondie...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL agisfanani thanks heaps for stopping by :)

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      agusfanani 8 years ago from Indonesia

      The last picture : magician on holiday !

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thanks Dvn, they go together like bread and butter :)

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      Dvn 8 years ago

      Good job. I love blonde and adventure.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Gidday Shane thanks so much glad you lie them. They say every pic tells a story :)

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      Shanes DJ Service 8 years ago from Kirksville Missouri

      very funny pics. Keep up the good work.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha BW thanks so much for coming by. Oh yes those elephants that is a strong love connection going on there LMAO. :)

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      BuzzWorthy 8 years ago

      hahaha I love it...especially the elephant LOVE!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh thanks so much kmackey32, my dear long lost Russian sister, separated at birth, mishaps happen everywhere I go :)

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      kmackey32 8 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

      OMG this was soo funny. good job!!! LMAO

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      hii my number is +923009143549 plz call me

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Gidday Reece wow you came with your Dad at the same time, aww that is so nice. Thankyou so much I am so glad you enjoyed it, can't take us girls anywhere lol x0x

      And hello to Reece's sexy Dad Tom, wow great timing. I don't mind you did a double had more to read ROFL xox

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      Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

      LOL...cracked me up!  You did a perfect job on this...LOL!  Thanks!  :)oops doubled it!

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      Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

      LOL...cracked me up! You did a perfect job on this...LOL! Thanks! :)

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      Deece 8 years ago from Piqua, OH

      That is hilarious blonde, great hub

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thankyou drayro I hope it is not porn

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Aww you bet we will come see you again Sixty, I will have to watch AE more closely though, if you are missing a garden statue, cough, cough, need I say anymore.

      Hey Sufi yea yea blame it on Kostas being uncontrollable mmm, well it was not Kosta's butt swimming around in the spa as the sun came up haha. Shhh will keep it secret, mum's the word :)

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      Sufidreamer 8 years ago from Sparti, Greece

      You can't bring Jodi - with two lovely redheads, Kostas the Goat Herder will be uncontrollable.

      I will have to slip some bromide in his Ouzo :/

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      Debs You said "let's do it again sometime" Anytime, anywhere I will always be delighted to be your host! LOL

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Jodi consider yourself in, it is a deal......I reckon you would be heaps of fun, I am saving my pennies woo hooo xo I hope you don't fall asleep on aeroplanes like the other two, geez you can't take those two anywhere :)

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      Jodi Hoeksel 8 years ago

      Can I come next time, PLEASE!!! LOL

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi Jodi ROFL thanks a million, oh believe me it was a riot. Can't wait to do it again :)

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      Jodi Hoeksel 8 years ago

      This is truly insanely hilarious!!! The girls trip of a lifetime!! LOL : )

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Don't be too sure of that Isis, all good things come to those who wait ROFL

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      you will not find a lookalike for me lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha C.C would you care to borrow my lipstick ? I think you may be coming out of the closet in some form here haha. I think us gals were a bad influence on you over there.....Sure I i will give you some etiquette training, first lesson is walk a straight line with a pillow on your head, I want you to practise now you here x0x0x0x

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      ralwus 8 years ago

      Now that I have made a drastic change in my life I want to party with you girls the next time you all take a trip. We'll have loads of fun I just know it. I can show off the latyest new fashions too. You'll need to help me pick out some heels and teach me how to wear them too and walk. hehe

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Well had to go again somewhere I got fired for colouring this ladies hair green by mistake. My lips are sealed i never told anyone that we played those games that were in that book from Cindy in the spa, bet you are relieved I didn't. My lips are sealed.....I have to look at that guy now oh yes that is quite remarkable hahah.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Ha, ha! More travels around the world? Sounds like a great trip. So glad you all came by St. Louie to spend some time (and so glad you left out the secret part - whew - I thought you were going to tell everyone about the four of us and the hot tub! Or what we were really doing when you wrecked my car!)

      Next time I'm coming to Australia to see you. By the way, the guy in the "Saggy Hooters Club" picture - the one who is not dressed up as a "saggy hooter," actually looks like me...from a distance.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      That may be an idea the wee one gave me a harsh look after we all came out the study, you know when you did our toes. Maybe she smelled the toe nail polish or maybe it was the lipstick kisses we decorated your face with. I don't know why she would be mad they looked nice and matched the tones in your shirt.

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      ralwus 8 years ago

      I now know why I was avoiding this place of wild adventure and abandon. You girls promised not to tell. My tongue will never be tha same after feasting on the finest of dandelions ever. My poor toilet will never be the same. I cannot for the life figure out what happened to it as every time I try to use it now it avoids my aim somehow. I feel rejected.

      You are the best guests I have ever had, please come again and the next time I will send Wee One away.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Now Isis time to find your lookalike .....let me see....

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      lol i agree with you blonde lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Omg Raven did you say lobster? Ooooooo you have just lured me in two seconds. Damn AE and Anna Marie why did they not remind me to come see you?. To think that I had to eat kangaroo paws, sauteed grubs, all kinds of horrible cuisines when I could have been lazing at a hammock at your place drooling over lobster.x0x00x

      Haha G-Ma oh yes, that jump out the window, landing all over Ben Yankin ROFL. They say he is still recovering in the local hospital. AE's implants smacked him in the eyes as she landed, pretty good cushion padding I thought, and the poor fella has still got two black eyes hahha.(hugs)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      you you you...are too funny and too brilliant...was a wonderfully exciting true to life adventurwe after reading other's of your's...can't wait for the next one either...and the two women jumping out of the window...OMG...:O) Hugs

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      Raven King 8 years ago from Cabin Fever

      Wow, this hub is too much fun!  I loved reading it. What a wonderful adventure.  Maybe you will travel to a Croatian island.  Clear deep water, possible treasure, lobster and lots raki, jagoda and whipcream! xoxoxo

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh cool Ixxy keep me posted now you here or I will come after you with a stick :)

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      lxxy 8 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      I'll be doing it soon. =)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Aww thanks BC I try my best lol (hugs)

      Aww Nazi next time we will come see you I promise, better nail your house down LMAO.x0x0

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      nazishnasim 8 years ago

      I sooooo wish that I could have tagged along, It would hav been so nice to know you in person too *sighs* . Seems like you had on hellova adventure! Your writing skills make it sound all the lot better! :D

      *Hugs*

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha Sixty oh I did not mention it but you have now so the truth is out, I did cut little bits from the real story so I had a little bribing power over the others. Omg yes, those darn elephants, amazing how the mess is worse when they are in love ROFL. Had a blast seeing you we must do it again sometime.

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      I am delighted to have been able to entertain you and I am glad that you did not mention that I tried to blow up Ae's deflated boob by mouth for half an hour before admitting failure and calling the ambulance. The tip they gave us for using my bicycle pump was great. I am also glad that we did not have to clean up after the elephants! LOL

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      LMAO Isis, Dwayne apparently told Anna Marie that they put that sign up in their yard after he accidently used their roof as a landing pad when he lost his spectacles while going on a nightime rendevous with you hahah. I personally think they are jealous of you and Dwayne as they only have push-bikes.

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      ima Pipe hey that sound good, just think of the fun i could have with a name like that mmmmm , but as for house for sale sign well if you knew those people it would not supprise you at all they always have been a how can i say this a bit odd but arnt we all lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha Isis I must send you out his goggles he left them in my handbag, just as well your first name is not Ima, or you would be Ima Pipe LMAO xoxox

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Sure Don we could certainly do with a fine man like yourself I think you would make a great bodyguard too ROFL, oh we literally get mobbed by our fans :)

      Eric that is what we were going to ask you lol you you took us on that dreaded road you sadistic thing, had a blast though, I showed no fear, was trying to talk to you on the back of the bike but too much dribbling hhahaha. Shall check the address for you to send the roo xo

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      well Mrs Pipe sound good to me at least life would be so much fun lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Cindy I personally think she was planning something big with those bangers she is very good at concocting plans, I knew she was desperate for them when she asked you awhile ago to ship some out to US loool

      Oh May you are another great person I really missed seeing so glad to see you back I missed you. Yes I am so penniless I am washing dishes in King Louie restaurant

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Lol Candie actually Emma Royd sent me a letter she said life has been a pain in the butt lately haha

      Ooooooo AE you with-held funds from us oooo you little vixen I told Anna I was sure I saw a few hundred dollar bills slipping though your G banger ROFL

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      Eric Graudins 8 years ago from Australia

      Wow! where did you find that road in Tasmania with the crocodiles beside it?

      Anyway, it was a pleasure having all of you down here enjoying the scenery. Glad you enjoyed the bike ride.

      Even though my suspension got totally wrecked with you three bouncing around on it!!

       P.S. Where does AE want me to send the Kangaroo?

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      Don Simkovich 8 years ago from Pasadena, CA

      Hey, I'll try to save up so I can tag along next time. Sorry I missed it. It looks like you had a really swell time!

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      You girls meet some gorgeous folks out there. Don't tell me you're broke again and having to do some pole...err dancing now. Wish I couldn've gone to China and try some of Cindy's sausages. If ya know what I mean. ;)

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      What was AE planning on doing with my sausages she smuggled into Oz? Is that why the dogs were sniffing her at the airport?

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      I am still exhausted from the adventure, however my breast has fully recovered. I did make a few thousand bucks doing the pole dance, needless to say I feel a few times and dyed my hair back to it original color. I realize that being a redhead isn't so bad after all. lolllolo Loved it BP!!!! :D

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      LOLOLOL BP - you guys ruined her sausage machine!! I'm sure it's never done the quanity they put it thru!

      Emma Royds! How is she?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      I reckon Candie you would be so much fun to be around, an absolute blast. I will take you up on that...(hugs)

      Haaa Cindy oh no I told AE to keep those condoms in her pocket. Oooooo. You know she secretly smuggled some sausages home. They smelled so bad by the time we hit OZ we had to toss em out when she was not looking. By the way your friend Emma Royds gave me her number she said "stay in touch snookins".

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      ROFLMAO Blonde,don't know what you guys did to my sausage machine, it's never been the same since! And some of my cutomers claimed my sausage skins were a bit tough, did AE really slip those condoms onto my sausage spout?

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Excellent, either way, I'm a great hostess!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL Raider I am so glad you had a laugh, damn we forgot to stop by your way, there is always a next time. x0

      Oh Ixxy oh yes do tell about your underground lair, it sounds totally fascinating, shall keep my eye out for it......:)

      Oh Triplet Mom we actually came to see you to paint the town red with you, but your hubby said you were at your bomb making classes. We left a note, for you, oh what bad timing.x0

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Gidday Maggs oh they came from my polaroid camera, it was on special on Ebay for $2.99 from China with free postage ROFL.

      Haha Anna I bet you are wiping the sweat from your brow that I never told them anything about Kosta. Did not have to Sufidreamer did it for me LMAO. He said to tell you he wants him back, he is coming after you, boy you had a chain of admirers, they loved that red hair.I will check the freight to send him back to Sufi.x0x

      Oh Frieda thankyou so much for the invitation, we will take you up on that next time, damn we missed so many great people :)

      Oh Pach you little vixen you, haha. oh what happened, do kiss and tell. I adore that new avatar. Gee GT has done wonders for your complexion, you look radiant

      ROFL Gypsy I am sure Anna will post a cute pig out to you after all she bought 5 from that show. Yes they are quite lovely.oink oink.......lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh Sufi damn it I should have realised we had no medical insurance before we jumped, oh and you forgot to tell us we were up on the next storey. Oh poor Uncle Ben, I am so sorry to hear. I knew that Kostas appeared to be love sick, I am sure Anna will send him back to you after she has her fill of him. One consolation is my pjamas still smell like Aramis, I shall never wash them again. ROFL

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      Triplet Mom 8 years ago from West Coast

      Wow my holidays are never like this! I am definitely hanging with the wrong crowd.

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      lxxy 8 years ago from Beneath, Between, Beyond

      rofl....zomg...Blonde, loved it! Wish I coulda went! =D

      Maybe I shall Hub about my secret volcanic underground lair...

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      raiderfan 8 years ago from Arizona

      Hell Yeah! that was funny- I nearly choked on my breakfast!

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      Gypsy Willow 8 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

      So funny! thanks for the laugh. I shall look at trees differently in future. Pigs are nice.

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      Pachuca213 8 years ago

      I loved it BP!!! And the fun didn't end there....don't even ask Toad what happened on the plane ride back to Los Angeles! =) LOL Thank you for adding me to your wonderful vacation girly!

      and that Jibjab was to die for!!! ha ha ha

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      Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

      How sad I missed you guys. I suppose Christoph wanted to keep you guys all to himself. I was wondering why he was avoiding me for a while there. Hmph. Next time, e-mail me please. Paper Moon and I know the best places to buy chocolate, vodka, facial tissues, and vintage clothes. We've also got a nice collection of videos. ;)

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      Anna Marie Bowman 8 years ago from Florida

      I knew that some of this would come back to bite me in the butt...You can be very sneaky with that camera! The trip really was a blast! There are parts that are a bit fuzzy, though. I blame the Ouzo, or maybe your driving. I haven't decided which. I am laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face.

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      maggs224 8 years ago from Sunny Spain

      What a fantastic hub where do you find the photographs? I enjoyed every minute of your trip thanks for letting us come along virtually with you.

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      Sufidreamer 8 years ago from Sparti, Greece

      RFLMAO - Glad that the three of you enjoyed the tour.

      We have had a lot of things to sort out since the three woman Whirlwind of Chaos visited. Anna Marie broke Kostas the Goat Herder and he has been pining - he mumbled something about going to America to be with his true love and took off. We now have 2000 untended goats wandering about the village, eating everyone's flowers.

      Uncle Ben is now even more afflicted - after having two beautiful (and rather well endowed) angels fall on top of him, he is convinced that he is the chosen one, and has wandered off to a monastery - who is going to look after the bees, now?

      Pa is wondering what happened to his stash of Ouzo - I blamed Kostas the Goat Herder, so we got away with that one ;)

      Can't wait till the next time you drop by - mud-wrestling is not a solo sport :(

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh no Candie I knew I forgot something, hell yes you can come next time or be visited, gosh us four would get ourselves into serious trouble ROFL xox

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      Candie V 8 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      Oh gosh, what a great way to start the morning! Take me with you next time, or at least come see me!! Thanks BP!! Love the hub!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL Rotem yes it is a little hot in here....I could share my fan, it makes a weird clicking sound if you can bear it lol. :)

      Feline, feline,feline ROFL oh ye woman of little faith....it did really happen...does in my head count lol.....

      Oh TM it seems like I just missed you. Damn if only I had gotten directions to your house beforehand. Drats :(

      Lol Isis I am so glad you enjoyed it. Wow that boyfriend of yours is a crazy driver he nearly chopped off my head with those propellors hahah. Just think if you marry him you will become Mrs Pipe. :)

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      this is a wonderful and funny it totally craked me up love it can hardly wait until your next holiday

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      Tatjana-Mihaela 8 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

      Ha, ha, ha, this is really hillarious. You were in Greece and you missed my country? On the Balkan peninsula is Croatia as well! What a shame.... Thumbs up, this was great, as well as first part! Many many thanks for making me laugh!

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      Feline Prophet 8 years ago

      Hehehehe...tell me this isn't true! :P

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      Rotem 8 years ago

      It's hot today or it just this hub?

      great work.