A Cereal Thriller.
Just an ordinary day,
and I was changing his diaper,
when to my horror I found
a huge circular growth
swollen and grainy,
on the tip of his
little wing-wang.
Nothing had been there
the day before,
but now, what was this,
a tumor on my precious baby,
some bizarre disease.
I started to run with him
to call the doctor,
But he seemed quite happy??
so being the inquisitive soul
that I am, I took a baby wipe,
and swiped at it.