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Adventure Of A Lifetime
Adventure Of A Lifetime by Chuck RitenouR
The Adventure Of A Lifetime
by Chuick RitenouR 8-10-2010
I was reading the personals in the paper yesterday.
when I read about a lady who said she just wanted to play.
and beneath her picture, a number,she said call me any time
and if you do I promise you the adventure of a lifetime.
well, maybe I was lonely or maybe just a fool.
but the thought of an afternoon delight sounded very cool.
and as I dialed the number it never crossed my mind
what could be any danger on an adventure of a lifetime.
I met her in lobby of a shabby old hotel.
No one there would know me, no one would ever tell.
she looked to be everything I could ever want her to be.
but I was naive to think this adventure would be free.
She handcuffed me to the bed then she ducktaped my mouth
Put a blindfold on my eyes and I began to thrash about.
I never dreamed I'd be the victim, be the victim of a crime.
Yes, I was robbed and plundered on the adventure of a lifetime.