All Things Simpsons - Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, plus more
The Simpsons Humor Collection
The Simpsons are a national icon of animated humor (in my opinion) and allow us to poke fun at ourselves through their satire, social commentary, and just plain silly humor. All your favorites are here; Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and all the rest!
Includes favorite Simpsons quotes, videos, lists, humor and much more.
Simpsons in the Beginning!
The Simpsons family debuted in short animated cartoons on The Tracey Ullman Show before being spun off into their own half-hour series.
These shorts, also called "bumpers", aired before and after commercial breaks during the first three seasons of the show.
Just Released! - Simpsons Season 13 on Blueray!
Season 13 of The Simpsons arrives on Blu-ray and DVD with 22 hilarious episodes and tons of fun-filled extras, including audio commentaries, animation showcases, and featurettes.
So grab a donut and pull up a couch!
Lisa becomes a Buddhist!
Bart living in a plastic bubble!
Homer doing community service (which lands him in the electric chair)!
And the Simpsons offending the entire nation of Brazil!
Doh! They've Legoized the Simpsons!
Kang and Kodos
The aliens, Kang and Kodos, are named after characters from Star Trek
Bart introducing a segment of "Treehouse of Horror IV" in the manner of Rod Serling's Night Gallery
The Sublety of The Simpsons Humor
For all the goofy, in-your-face humor of The Simpsons, the writers had also incorporated very high level humor that is not often picked up the first time you watch an episode. This makes it worth watching more than once!
Episode: 3F09 Two Bad Neighbors
Grandpa: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions."
Explanation:Cleveland was the only President of the US to serve two non-consecutive terms.
Episode: a Halloween special
Kang [running for President]: Abortions for all! [crowd boos]
Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos]
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]
Episode: 8F09 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Mayor: "Ich bin ein Springfielder." Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts."
Explanation: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" is an allusion to JFK's speech in West Berlin in which he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner" ("I am a Berliner"). A "Berliner," however, is not only someone from Berlin, but also a German word for Jelly Donut.
Episode: 9F22 Cape Fear
When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob: "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The."
Someone in the courtroom then whispers, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
Episode: 2F15 Lisa's Wedding
Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield.
Mrs. Parkfield: Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family in Britain.
Mr. Parkfield: I don't know how we ended up with them.
Lisa:[thinking] Uh oh. Should I laugh? Was that dry British wit, or subtle self-pity?
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does!
Listen to the Spider Pig song!
The Simpsons Movie Trailer
I thought the Simpsons movie was pretty funny. However, I think there have been many funnier episodes over the years. In a way, the movie seemed more like a long episode than a movie.
Simpsons: The Movie
Listen carefully to the closing credits for the episode "Lisa the Vegetarian". If played backwards, you'll get a lentil soup recipe read by Paul McCartney, who guest starred on the episode
Mmmm... Beer Nuts
Mmmm... Bowling Fresh
Mmmm... Business Deal
Mmmm... Crumbled-up Cookie Things
Mmmm... Elephant Fresh
Mmmm... Fifty Dollar Pretzel
Mmmm... Foot-long Chili Dog
Mmmm... Forbidden Donut
Mmmm... Free Goo
Mmmm... Gummi Beer
Mmmm... Hog Fat
Mmmm... Hors Do-Vers (Hors D'oeuvres)
Mmmm... Invisible Cola
Mmmm... The Land Of Chocolate
Mmmm... Open Faced Club Sandwich
Mmmm... Organized Crime
Mmmm... Pie Pants
Mmmm... Pistol Whip
Mmmm... Potato Chips
Mmmm... Recirculated Air
Mmmm... Sixty-four Slices of American Cheese
Mmmm... Soylent Green
Mmmm... Split Pea...*gasp*...with ham!
Mmmm... Strained Peas
Mmmm... Sugar Walls
Mmmm... Unexplained Bacon
Mmmm... Unprocessed Fish Sticks
Mmmm... Urinal Fresh
Mmmm... Various Eggs
Mmmm... Waffle run off
Maggie scans as $847.63 in the supermarket at the beginning (not NRA4EVER, as Troy Maclure asserts in 3F31 "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular), the price it costs to feed and care for the average American baby every month.
Commercials with The Simpsons
As seen in the opening sequence
I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instigate revolution
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
Garlic gum is not funny
They are laughing at me, not with me
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not fake my way through life
Tar is not a plaything
I will not Xerox my butt
It's potato, not potato
I will not trade pants with others
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not drive the principal's car
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners
It actually looks like this:
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
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I will not sell land in Florida
Underwear should be worn on the inside
I will not conduct my own fire drills
I will not spin the turtle
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I am not delightfully saucy
Beans are neither fruit nor musical
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
I am not certified to remove asbestos
I am not licensed to do anything
A fire drill does not demand a fire
Fridays are not "pants optional"
Matt Groening named the Simpsons members after his own parents and sisters!
Facts About The Simpsons...
that just don't have a place anywhere else
The Homer Hairstyle
Homer's zig-zag of hair & ear spell out the initials MG for Matt Groening
In 1998, Time magazine selected Bart Simpson as 46th of the 100 most influential people of the 20th century, and the only fictional character to make the list.
2007 marked the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons franchise. If real, Bart would be in his 30's. Thankfully, they're animated!
During this time they have won 23 Emmy Awards, 26 Annie Awards and a Peabody Award!
The Simpson Name - The name Simpson means "son of a simpleton", which is the reason it was chosen.
The Simpsons holds the record for most guest stars; it is also the only non-variety show to have had appearances from three former Beatles (Paul, George and Ringo).
Evergreen Terrace, the street the Simpsons live on, is also the street Matt Groening grew up on in Portland, Oregon.
Many of the characters in the show are named after streets in Portland, Oregon. These include Flanders, Kearney, Lovejoy, Quimby and Terwilliger (Sideshow Bob).
The Simpsons Video Game Review - This is a very good review of it!
It was $60.00! You can get it for much less on Amazon now.
The Simpsons Video Game
The Voice of Bart Simpson
The Simpsons Matrix
The Voice of Homer Simpson, Grandpa Simpson, Barney & Krusty - It's actually a pretty funny interview
Behind the Scenes with The Simpsons: Reading a scene
This is a fun video of some of the cast members doing a reading. It's kind of surreal!
A Simpsons Vacation
Simpsons Ride at Universal Orlando
Homer: What's a Gym?
Fun and Cool Simpsons Links
- Simpsonize Me
Turning the world yellow one Simpson at a time. Turn yourself into a Simpson!
- The Simpsons Personality Test
Find out which character from The Simpsons you are most like with this personality test!
- Map of springfield
An interactive map of Springfield
- The Simpsons: Interactive Map of Springfield
A highly detailed map of the Simpsons' hometown with names and screenshots.
- The Simpsons
The Simpsons on Fox TV
- The Simpsons: Season by Season
This is a compilation of all of The Simpsons season episodes available on DVD.
Facts About Springfield
Springfield was founded in 1796 by people who didn't want to marry their cousins in a state "founded by circus freaks".
Town Motto: A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man.
State Motto: Not Just Another State.
Official tree: Lemon Tree
Official Song: "Embiggen his soul"
Springfield Town Bird: Bluebird
Temporarily renamed to Liberty-ville! Where Everything Costs $17.76
One of the areas of Springfield: South Street Squidport (yes, there is a place for us Squidooers to call home!)
This fiercely determined band of pioneers, lead by Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield, left Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the bible. Their destination, New Sodom.
Prior to this, the settlers and their ancestors lived in Sprynge-Fielde, which was founded as early as 1649 "First Toil, Then the Grave!"
Springfield founding principles: chastity, abstinence, and rootmarm.
Major Rival of Springfield: Shelbyville founded by Jebediah's former partner Shelbyville Manhattan on the basic right to marry their cousins.
Simpsons Star Wars
Another Simpsons Star Wars
Simpson's Boardgames - Bored? Try a Simpsons boardgame
The Singhsons: Indian Spoof
The Measure of a Simpsons Fan - Would you tattoo yourself?Click thumbnail to view full-size
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