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Alok Nath Sanskaar Memes/Jokes

Updated on January 14, 2014

Who is Alok Nath?

Alok Nath is a veteran Bollywood Actor born on 10 july, 1956. His full name is Alok Nath Jha. He started his career quite late as an actor & has played hundreds of various roles in Movies as well as in Television. His most memorable role is of Haveli Ram in Ramesh Sippy's Television series & For his epic Role as a Strict faher in Law in Salman Khan's Maine Pyar Kiya.

This Hub is to provide you with some of the epic Alok Nath Jokes relatively new in the market after The Rajnikanth Joke Series. All these jokes started from Twitter & now these have become really popular. Jokes continue to pour in on Twitter on characters of film and TV actor Alok Nath, known for his hundreds of roles as a humble and kind father or uncle.Jokes on these ADARSH roles began trending ahead of the New Year Eve and are still being put on the micro-blogging site Twitter. The jokes have even promoted the actor to react finally and similar to his nature he said that he liked most of the jokes made on him. I Hope even you will enjoy these funny ones.

So Enjoy.

List of Jokes-

  1. Alok Nath’s Son says his Dad that he loves some one. Alok Nath Replied- Chalo Kanyadan Kare.
  2. When Alok Nath was born; Doctor said, “Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain”
  3. “Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
  4. Alok nath has won Guineas World Record for Most Kanyadan’s.
  5. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life- Haridwar and Pariwar.
  6. Alok Nath CV Reads as:-

Degree- MBA in Kanyadan

Skills- Sanskaar

Experience- 1022848 Kanyadaans done

Hobby- Giving Ashirwads.

Some More-

  1. “ In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.”
  2. Alok Nath has never received salary, he always receives pension.
  3. Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks.
  4. Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters.
  5. Alok Nath believes in “ Aashirwad at First Sight”
  6. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “ All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis.”

Some of the Top Liked Tweets on Twitter which gathered News were-

@sgangopadhyay:Alok Nath is so so sanskari that he changes his underwear by closing his eyes.
@WebMuskitier:What Is The Full Form Of ALOK ... A LOT OF KANYADAAN'S ...
@ethireal: Alok Nath got a dog..and he barks "Bowji
@pinboy93: ALOK NATH's favaourite cricket player...HAR 'BHAJAN' SINGH... :D :D
@Mast_Raam: Normally a child's first word is Maa. Alok Nath's first word was 'Beti'!! Maa shocked! Alok Nath rocked!
@TheOnlyNiLadri: #Aloknath says...I don't always go to concert...But when I go, I rock Mata Ki Chowki!
@LungFakeer: Alok Nath goes to buy a condom. Chemist: Which flavor? Alok Nath: Haldi Chandan
@RituRant: Bahu: I am going to supermarket Aloknath: Take my sanskaar. Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo. Aloknath: Arre I mean my son's car.
@iUshhh: Alok Nath is so sanskari that God's wives keep a fast for him, aloka chauth!

Alok Nath Jokes Video-

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      GAGANPREET SINGH BHATIA 4 years ago from Kanpur, India

      I will update it soon..............

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      Dianna Mendez 4 years ago

      I'm sure this man is a great comedian but would love to see more on his background and joke content.

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      GAGANPREET SINGH BHATIA 4 years ago from Kanpur, India

      So sorry dear. Will update it soon.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Gags, there are no jokes here. :-(