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Are you more Redneck than Ghetto?

Updated on November 21, 2012
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Music:

1. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk (Trace Adkins) or Baby Got Back (Sir Mix-A-Lot)

2. Ticks (Brad Paisley) or Get Low (Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz)

3. Alcohol (Brad Paisley) or Gin and Juice (Snoop Dogg)

4. These Boots Were Made for Walking (Lee Hazelwood ) or Air Force Ones (Nelly)

Entertainment:

5. Larry the Cable Guy or Chris Rock

6. Orange County Choppers or Pimp My Ride

7. Young Guns or Boyz N' The Hood

Food:

8. Sweet Tea or Kool Aid

9. Barbeque Chicken or Fried Chicken

10.Cole Slaw or Collard Greens

11.Peach or Watermelon

Sports:

12.Dallas Cowboys or Oakland Raiders

13.Wrestling or Boxing

14.NASCAR or Football

Clothes:

15.Tight Jeans or Over Sized Jeans

16.Cowboy Hat or Du Rag

17. John Deere Baseball Cap Facing Forward or NY Yankees Baseball Cap Off To The Side

Misc:

18.Church or Church's Chicken

19.Git-R-Done or Gettin' Krunk

20.Shotgun or Glock

21.Rebel Flag or East Side/West Side

Automobiles:

22. Hangin Testicles From Your Trucks Bumber or Spinning Rims

23.Hemi or Hydrolics

24.Ford F-150 or Ford Expedition

Mouth Items:

25.Tooth Pick or Blunt

26.Chewing Tobacco or Grills

Now add up all your answers to see if you're more red neck or ghetto.

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      Michael John Mele 4 years ago from Seffner, Florida

      @Cantuhearmescream I knew it!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Maybe I'm a ghetto redneck? Too many things just felt right :-)

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      Michael John Mele 4 years ago from Seffner, Florida

      @Sunshine625 exactly...I couldn't have said it any better myself.

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      That's exactly what I say...don't they get dizzy watching those cars go in circles? I could understand drag racing, I've been tempted to do that at red lights BUT I didn't ;)

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      Michael John Mele 4 years ago from Seffner, Florida

      @Sunshine625 I have to agree with you...I too don't understand the whole car racing thing, yet so many people down here in Florida love it...they love watching those cars go round and round in circles...for hours.

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I'm both! A redneck ghetto. Except I don't like the sports picks. I like basketball and soccer. I'll never understand the Nascar thing. I'd have to pass on the automobiles. I'm a Toyota kinda redneck ghetto girl. Trace Adkins...slap your grandma! Woot!!

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      Michael John Mele 4 years ago from Seffner, Florida

      @fpherj48 awww c'mon...what are you...redneck or ghetto? Don't be shy...you can tell me...I promise I won't tell anyone.

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      I'm not admitting to a thing..............except that this positively hilarious!...UP and FUNNY!

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      Michael John Mele 4 years ago from Seffner, Florida

      @flashmakeit you know what...you're right...I never thought about it that way, I will have to come up with a quiz that is tailor fit for women.

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      This was made for men because I like tight jeans, I go to church and I do not put blunts in my mouth. I am not a redneck.