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Best Australian Insults

Updated on September 12, 2011

The Best Australian insults

After hearing an Australian colleague refer to someone as having a "head like a sucked mango" I thought I’d start a list of some of the best Australian insults that he’s thrown into conversation in the past few months.

  • He's got teeth like a packet of broken biscuits
  • She has a smile like a bulldog eating wasps
  • She was so ugly that you could press her face in dough and make gorilla biscuits
  • He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
  • He's got a face like a smashed crab
  • She had a smile like a mackerel eating mustard
  • She had a face like a dropped meat pie

  • He had a smile like a bulldog licking acid off a thistle
  • She had a rear end like a baloon filled with creamed corn

Any other Australian insults or put downs that deserve to be added to the list? Add a comment below to add your Australian insult to the list!


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      deka 6 years ago

      she looks like a bucket full of arseholes

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      matt 6 years ago

      heres another one guy as popular as a turd in a lunch bx ahahhaha i like this dont you