Best Chuck Norris Jokes
I have always loved Chuck Norris jokes, and wanted to share some of my most favorite ones.
1. Chuck Norris isn't scared of spiders, spiders are scared of Chuck Norris.
2. There used to be Chuck Norris Ave. in my town, but everyone was terrified to cross Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris actually passed away 35 years ago, but the Angel of Death is too frightened to let him know.
4. In Chuck Norris' den he has a panther rug; the panther is actually still alive, it's too scared to move for fear of Chuck Norris.
5. The reason why there are no signs of life in Mars is because Chuck Norris has already been there.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
7. Chuck Norris jokes don't exist, no one jokes about Chuck Norris and survives a round house kick to the head.
8. It doesn't rain, those are Chuck Norris' tears.
9. Latin is a dead language because Chuck Norris killed it.
10. Chuck Norris isn't made of matter, matter is made out of Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris knows every number in pi.
12. Death almost had a Near Chuck Norris experience. Death now goes to church.
13. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the ghosts, ghosts are afraid of him.
14. Since Chuck Norris' birth, round house related fatalities have gone up 2000%.
15. When Chuck Norris was an infant, he tucked his mom in and sang her to sleep.
16. Chuck Norris invented the post-it note.....and the internet.
17. Chuck Norris really did kill two birds with one stone.
18. Chuck Norris can drink water with chopsticks.
19. When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, the sun blinks.
20. When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry.
21. Chuck Norris thinks guns are for chicks.