Better Ewoks for the Remake of Return of the Jedi
I really think that it would be cool to remake the Star Wars Trilogy. The remake should be geared towards adults and make it very dark. That would be super awesome!
One idea is to get rid of the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi. Seriously, the Ewoks, little teddy bears that can barely walk, helped the Rebels defeat the Empire in the final battle with sticks and stones! C’mon!
In the remake the Ewoks should be real sized bears that walk on their hind legs and run on all four. In the final battle, the Ewoks should be shown tearing up stormtroopers to pieces, making the battle very gory. Imagine Ewoks running at full speed as they attack.
I would also give the Ewoks or Bearwoks some sort of technology to be able to fight back against lasers besides their brute power. Maybe the Ewoks would have have some sort of crossbows with lasers, thus something similar to what Chebacca has.
The story would be more interesting and way more awesome, especially when Princes Leia encounters them for the first time. The new Ewoks would be fierce and feared! See instead of cuteness, the new Ewoks in the remake would make the movie more intense.
Anyway, that’s just an idea for the remake of the first Star Wars trilogy in the future in some galaxy far, far away.