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Breasts, Famous Breasts, Celebrity Breasts, Big Breasts, Pictures of Breasts

Updated on October 13, 2009

That's the sort of title one comes up with when one is feeling inspired, my friends. I'm expecting my Pulitzer Prize for Interweb Journalism awesomeness any day now. I think that it really captures the essence of what I'm trying to communicate here, and that is that there are famous women, known as 'celebrities' who have very large breasts.

Mariah Carey's Breasts

Now Mariah Carey is what is commonly known as a 'whack job'. No, I'm not getting on her for having a mental breakdown, anyone can have one of those, so save your hate mail for another occasion. I am getting on her for sleeping in a room full of humidifiers though. That's right, Mariah spends her nights in the sort of environment usually reserved for tree frogs.

Vida Guerra's Breasts

I'm going to be honest. I don't even know who this woman is, and writing about celebrities, is like, my job. What I do know is that every time I see her mentioned there is some mention of tits and ass. She might be a playboy model, she might be a super hot NASA scientist, I don't know. Don't pretend like you care either.

Jessica Simpson's Breasts

Jessica Simpson's breasts are so huge that they not only pass as breasts, but they also make up for talent and brains. In spite of the fact that her most recent movies went straight to infomercial gift box set, (You think I'm joking? I'm not. You can find them on right after the proactive commercial.) Jessica Simpson is still making more movies, and she's even going to be putting out a music album.

Victoria Beckham's Breasts

The poshest spice's breasts are amazing. Not because they're big (though relative to her tiny famine ravaged frame they're pretty huge) but because they're bionic. I don't have any 'evidence' to back this claim up, but I think you'll agree that just from looking at her breasts you can tell that they probably have some pretty nifty features built in there. I'm thinking a cellphone, web browser, and touch screen interface to all the nuclear missile silos in the world!

That's all we have time for now folks. I hope you've been more enlightened as a result of reading this article. I hope you've become a better person. I hope you go out and adopt an orphan, play music to homeless people, or perhaps do a little time behind bars and grace the other prisoners with your wisdom, like that guy with the little bird in Shawshank Redemption did. Life is really about giving.

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      Best mike 

      7 years ago

      Love them so much

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      gopal 

      7 years ago

      so ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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      Rohan teotia 

      7 years ago

      verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd

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      hanambabu 

      7 years ago

      i like to get a nice milky breast photo, if any woman wants to send me her won. please!!

      tanvirhmd596@gmail.com

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      prateek 

      7 years ago

      i like to see them all again n again

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      vfg 

      8 years ago

      i love mariah carrys breast they are so big

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      Maylinda Arons 

      10 years ago

      Write a book about breasts. You HAVE to. Bionic!!!! I had the BEST fifteen minutes imagining all the features they come with!

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      najjdy 

      10 years ago

      It,s so saxy. nice very nice.

      thank's , see u.

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      enamfs 

      10 years ago from Lake side.

      Sexy ! sexy ! sexy ! I loved them very much !

      Enam

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      stubbs 

      10 years ago from London

      ha ha a great hub

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