Brooke Hogan Singlehandedly Puts The Women's Rights Movement Back 50 Years
This is how you get a man, Brooke Hogan style!
You wouldn't think that a spoiled Californian brat with an obvious Daddy complex could have much impact upon the machinations of the world at large, but much like unfortunate canaries in mines (except with less brain power), the Brooke Hogans of the world can be a useful tool for determining the processes of social evolution.
Which is why it was so very disturbing that when Miss Hogan put forth her opinion on voting and women in politics, this load of -------- balderdash (censored by a 1950's school marm) came tumbling out between those twin bastions of collagen:
"You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it's kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I'm so moody all the time, I know I couldn't be able to run a country, ‘cause I'd be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
Well thank the lord and any other deity you might care to imagine that Brooke Hogan isn't in politics, or, real life apparently. The true irony of it all is that she is currently trying to promote her show 'Brooke Knows Best'. I thought it was going to be a sassy teen reality show, but instead I guess she'll be showing viewers how she sets her hair in curlers and prepares her future husband oatmeal cookies.
Is this truly what the world has come to? Has history come full circle once more? Is June Cleaver back in style? If Brooke Hogan is anything to go by, then the answer is yes. Of course it is possible that her attitudes have been shaped by being raised by Mr Masculine role himself, Hulk Hogan, and watching her mother submit her body to painful operations in order to attempt to retain her beach Barbie charm. (Or maybe she just got into the steroids when she was younger and her brain never fully recovered. Without having someone dip into her medical records, I guess we'll just never know.) I would write more on this topic, but I've just realized that it is 4pm and I haven't started tonight's dinner. I'm baking for the boy's football team tonight you see. All this writing is very nice, and a good distraction before I'm married, but I certainly won't get a husband this way, will I?