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Buy You A Drink by T-Pain (Parody Lyrics)

Updated on August 15, 2012

Buy You Some Food

I made this lyrics based on the song Buy You A Drink by T-Pain. It was when I was in the middle school when I decided to write this parody. I think it is very hilarious. Please let me know if you like it. This would be my first time sharing.

Baby Girl, What's your mood

Let me talk to you

Let me buy you some food

I'm T-Pain, you know me

Convic music, you need to role with me

I know the restaurant close at 10

What kind of food can I give to you then

Back to the house

Show you the fridge

So I can get you some sausage

Chorus

I'mo buy you some food (ooo weeee)

I'mo bring some food with me

Cause you're very skinny

I know why you look like that

You make a model look fat

I look at you like OMG, OMG, OMG....

Talk to me, I talk food

Lets talk burger, ohhh dude

big giant steak

with extra salt

shawty eating fast

It aint my fault

Let's get gone (chew it up)

Just like that that's what I'm talking bout

We gon get full

you gon see

around the table

you should eat like me

Chorus

Meet me at the buffet

Buffet of China

You gonna eat a lot of food

You gonna eat for me Shauna

I'm checking your belly language

I hate the conversation

And the more I hear the growl

I get a scary sensation

Ill make you fit in a 42

10 rounds is worth a shot, not for me it's just for you

Now we're both on the same page

I see you're engage

All you need is bout 2 hours, why don't none of this seem strange.

Chorus





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    • happyliving21 profile image

      Shauna MC 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      My first time reading this...very funny. Oh my it has my name :)

    • David Morrison profile imageAUTHOR

      davidas 

      6 years ago from Far, Far Away

      lol...thanks. I appreciate the comment.

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      MundaneMondays 

      6 years ago

      lol you a clown for this one bro, i like it ...much better than buying a girl a drink ...

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