Can you imagine witnessing the Darth Maul vs Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jin fight?
Can you imagine witnessing the epic lightsaber fight from the fist episode of the Star Wars saga that involved Daurth Maul against Qui-Gon Jinn and a young Obi-Wan Kenobi? When I saw the film, the first thing that ran through my head was the setting of this particular fight.
It look like a giant ass room that needed a lot of cleaning. Whenever the movie showed a faraway shot of the three bad-asses going at it, I thought of that as the perspective of some custodian seeing the fight.
In other words, imagine being a custodian cleaning that freaking giant-ass room, and catching that fight between Darth Maul and the two Jedi. That would be such a treat for the day!
Of course, I would not even bother to call security. I would just let it go. I mean that fight was just so incredibly awesome on film. Imagine that if it was real life. In fact, I would call out all the other custodians from that sector and start a little pool or something.
Once, the fight is over, when Obi-Wan takes care of business, I would have all the guys disperse in order to keep our jobs, because Obi-Wan has that look like he would totally report us if he saw us watching the fight while gambling.
If Darth Maul would have won, I would have all the guys take off as well since Maul looks like he would just run over to us and kill us for sport. Still, it would be a huge treat to witness that in the Star Wars universe. Even it meant losing your job or death!
Just think, right when you realize that you are witnessing a fight between Jedi and a Sith apprentice, it would be like winning the lotto! Especially this fight because no else is around.