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Capricorn Woman

Updated on November 10, 2011

You're thinking about dating a beautiful lady who happens to fall under the astrological sun sign of Capricorn? This article will tell you what you can expect... the truth, and (almost) nothing but the truth...


Wouldn't it be great to fall in love with a special, sweet, giving young lady?

If you think so, STAY AWAY FROM THE CAPRICORN WOMAN!!!

If you love heavy necking though, she might be just for you.... because she will bite right through your neck if it means getting ahead in life. The Capricorn woman is no demur gentle lass. She is a goal driven beast just like the mountain goat which represents her sign. Have you ever made love to a mountain goat? If not, just picture it....

OUCH!

The Capricorn is conservative when it comes to spending. In other words, if you ever get married to one, you can expect boxed lunches full of sandwiches made with nothing but bread. Don't misread this as total frugality though... this emotionally stunted creature loves high fashion and spending money so that she can look like Cleopatra... even if it means you have to work all day at the pyramid to bring home to bacon (or lotus leaves, or whatever they ate in ancient Egypt).

Don't worry though, unless you are wealthy or have the potential to be, the Capricorn girl will likely ignore you totally (in which case, you can consider yourself blessed).

Typical Capricorn women include stripper Gypsy Rose Lee, anorexic supermodel Kate Moss and mush-faced actress Marlene Dietrich

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      Carolee Samuda 3 years ago from Jamaica

      The mountain goat bit totally cracked me up! Lol

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      Susan M Ashby 4 years ago from Aurora, Colorado

      I'm a Capricorn and you won't find a more giving woman. I go out of my way to perform constant random acts of kindness and can't do enough for others. I am a total giver/nuturer who always try too hard to please everyone and be everything for everyone. I wear my feelings on my sleeve. I do have a problem when others try to do for me because I am very independent and strong as a person. I am tenacious when I go after something!!! I'm 100% down to earth and have an out of control sense of humor. I have a rather high IQ and will do what I believe I have to do no matter the cost to myself (been there, done that for 30 years). My morals, standards and values are my guiding force thus, I always have to do what I believe is right and be true to myself. I can't accept weakness in myself, others can show weaknesses and make mistakes, never me. Put this togerther with the fact that I have Macular Degeneration and am going blind and I am facing, not only a flaw and imperfection in myself but, a severe blow to my independance, strength and my inability to ask for or accept help....

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      Arialle 5 years ago

      I know a Capricorn who is 29 years old. She talks politics, history, war, national and international events. She is very beautiful physically but so down to earth. Other women her age seem like 12 year old compared to her intellect and maturity. She carries a gun around too, that is very sexy.

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      John Sarkis 5 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Capricorn is my polar opposite, so there's always chemistry between us. I have met Capricorn women that I didn't care for; I also have main houses in Gemini and Libra, so who knows what's what?

      Enjoyed your hub

      John

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      Julianna 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Well they are wrong for many of us Capricorn women. lolo! But when we go for a goal we accomplish it. :)

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      Grace Marguerite Williams 6 years ago from the Greatest City In The World-New York City, New York

      This is a great hub. Capricorn women are the epitome of class. They are beautiful and smart. They are also masters of the art of understatement.

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      Julianna 6 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      You are so naughty! lololo :::::::D Boxed lunches???? Not even close. Making Love? apparently you have not been with a capricorn! But I do love high-fashion and looking good! Next you should write about the Virgo or Leo man that should be interesting too! :D I enjoyed reading this. :)

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      Binaya.Ghimire 6 years ago

      Amusing style of writing about mundane things. Great!

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      IreneMarieW 6 years ago

      :) I'm a Capricorn woman and I enjoyed reading this. Great work

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      Greek One 6 years ago

      I have never went on a date with a woman myself, per say.. I just hear things :)

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      Paradise7 6 years ago from Upstate New York

      I begin to see a pattern here, unless...you ALSO have a Capricorn girlfriend to whom you are dropping cyberhints. What happens if she and Aquarius get together and exchange notes?