You're thinking about dating a beautiful lady who happens to fall under the astrological sun sign of Capricorn? This article will tell you what you can expect... the truth, and (almost) nothing but the truth...
Wouldn't it be great to fall in love with a special, sweet, giving young lady?
If you think so, STAY AWAY FROM THE CAPRICORN WOMAN!!!
If you love heavy necking though, she might be just for you.... because she will bite right through your neck if it means getting ahead in life. The Capricorn woman is no demur gentle lass. She is a goal driven beast just like the mountain goat which represents her sign. Have you ever made love to a mountain goat? If not, just picture it....
The Capricorn is conservative when it comes to spending. In other words, if you ever get married to one, you can expect boxed lunches full of sandwiches made with nothing but bread. Don't misread this as total frugality though... this emotionally stunted creature loves high fashion and spending money so that she can look like Cleopatra... even if it means you have to work all day at the pyramid to bring home to bacon (or lotus leaves, or whatever they ate in ancient Egypt).
Don't worry though, unless you are wealthy or have the potential to be, the Capricorn girl will likely ignore you totally (in which case, you can consider yourself blessed).
Typical Capricorn women include stripper Gypsy Rose Lee, anorexic supermodel Kate Moss and mush-faced actress Marlene Dietrich