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Cars That Look Stupid - Stupid Cars - The Ugliest Cars Ever Made

Updated on September 22, 2014

Who needs to ride the short bus when you can own one of these stupid cars, eh? All of these cars were built with one thing in mind: picking up the ladies.

These stupid cars look really, really dumb, and were clearly made by people with serious brain issues. Let’s take a look at some of them and have a laugh, shall we?

There's really no reason to rank any of these things. Let's just let each stupid car exist on its own separate plane of legendary, epic stupidity.

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Wow. Sweet ride, bro.
Wow. Sweet ride, bro.

Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar

This is truly the mother of all panty droppers. Girls literally run towards these stupid cars and expose themselves as you drive down the street.

Seriously though, what sort of mental patient invented this car? It looks like Playschool’s “My First Car.”

Does that come with leather interior? Hmm. I wonder how safe this thing is in an accident.
Does that come with leather interior? Hmm. I wonder how safe this thing is in an accident.

Peel Trident

Can you imagine how awesome it would be to cruise for chicks in this thing? No, you can’t. The only chick you’re going to pickup in this thing might be your grandmother when she calls you from the convalescent home. And even she is going to criticize how butt ugly your ride is.

I want to see the guy who designed this in the moment where he looked at what he made and said, “Boy, this is really nice.” Goodness, what stupid cars!

Look at my new car! Isn't it great? Oh how I pity the foolish mortal that was excited to show this thing off...
Look at my new car! Isn't it great? Oh how I pity the foolish mortal that was excited to show this thing off...

Fiat Multipla

Nothing screams panty dropper like the Fiat Multipla, baybe. This sweet looking ride looks like some sort of alien life form roaming the highways.

This ride was clearly designed by people who have never even heard of sex, let alone picking up women with a sweet ride. Maybe they were trying to sterilize the human race or something.

Sexy rides like this are hard to find these days. Women fawn over this thing.
Sexy rides like this are hard to find these days. Women fawn over this thing.

AMC Pacer

Prepare yourself ladies, the guy driving this is clearly a stud. There is no substitute. The fake wood molding on the exterior and unique square headlights make this a total chick magnet.

Women are helpless against the power of the AMC Pacer. Coming to sterilize a neighborhood near you. What's that? A bird? A plane? Oh, just another one of these stupid cars.

Nothing like a crappy looking automobile in turd brown. Perfect.
Nothing like a crappy looking automobile in turd brown. Perfect.

Ford Pinto

This car just oozes class. People who drive these clearly have several teeth left, and probably a really nice trailer in the better end of the trailer park.

Not only was this the most slick looking car on the road, if anything crashed into the back end it would explode. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. There's nothing like stupid cars that go boom.

The Only Thing Better Than Having an Ugly Car Is Having An Ugly Car That Explodes on Contact

No comment. Just... no comment.
No comment. Just... no comment.

Nissan S. Cargo

Is this even a real car? Did anyone ever in the history of ever buy one of these and think that it looks good?

This thing is going to give me nightmares. It looks like it’s alive or something. Run away! Stupid cars!

Mom check out my new ride! By the way... can I stay with you and dad for a while? My girlfriend left me, and I don't know why...
Mom check out my new ride! By the way... can I stay with you and dad for a while? My girlfriend left me, and I don't know why...

Corbin Sparrow

Nothing says awesome ride as mightily as a car shaped like a yellow shoe. I really have nothing to say about this one. The embarrassment for whoever rides this shamemobile will last lifetimes.

Literally, lifetimes. Stupid cars! How horrid!

These Cars are Amazing. Amazingly Ugly.

If you or anyone that you know about owns any of these cars, please seek help. It’s only a phone call away. Friends don’t let friends drive the ugliest cars ever made!

By the by, how did any of these cars get built? I mean seriously… How could any of these designs have made it past the drawing room?

Think about it. Nobody ever once said, "Hey that car is ugly, man. Maybe you shouldn't build that."

Remember these stupid cars the next time you decide to be nice to someone and tell them what they are doing is quality work.

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      Leslie A. Shields 

      4 years ago from Georgia

      This is funny... Maybe it is my age, but, I wouldn't want to be in some of those "one-seater" cars on the San Diego Frwy at rush hour!!!

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