Celebrities I Hate
And I hate most of them
Celebrities are the bane of the American existance. Every minute of every day we are regaled with their latest ridiculous sightings, their five-minute love affairs and the mug shots we love to stare at. I hate them. I don't hate them just for being celebrities. I hate each of them as individuals and each for a different reason.
Most of them are boring and stupid. The ones who aren't boring are sleazy. There's not a single celebrity today who isn't an idiot or an asshole. Most of their "talents" are stage or screen trickery that makes it seem like they can act/dance/sing. I'm calling them out now. So, take a look at just of few of the worst celebrities and discover why your favorite celebrity sucks.
I freaking hate Britney Spears. Everything about her inspires hatred, from her bald head to her bare feet. But, I'll limit my reasons to just three:
1. She's gross. She always looks dirty, she walks around barefoot or in gross flipflops all the time with a greasy face and stringy extensions.
2. She's stupid. Did you see her interview in Fareinheit 911? She's the stupidest of all the celebutants. I doubt she can read much more than her name. All that money and she has no clue what to do with it. If she has it for more than another year I'll eat my own head.
3. She's compelling. Being gross, stupid and filthy rich, it's hard to look away. We need to know what she's doing all the time, every stupid gross thing. She shocks us in a way that Madonna can only dream of. If Brit would just go the freak away we could all get back to our regulalry scheduled lives. She sucks.
There are a lot of disgusting celebrities out there, but this one is the second worst (yup, Pete Doherty is #1 worldwide). I've never actually heard this thing sing, but judging from the crack, meth and heroin use, how good could it be? And even if it was the most perfect sound ever conceived, it could never make up for the world being subjected to this pile of crap. Being a filthy drug addict sucks.
Angelina sucks because she is the most misguided celebrity with a God complex alive. Angelina Jolie believes that she is saving the world by adopting a few children. She isn't building orphanages. She isn't putting in volunteer work cleaning out the rats in Russian orphanages or working in a soup kitchen for homeless families. She's making movies. And, that's pretty much all. Her biological and adopted kids are schleped all over the world without a stable base of operations. Their lives are crap, moved from school to school and subjected to daily paparazzi attacks. But, all of this gratifies her giant ego and she somehow feels she is "helping" the world. Way to go, Angelina Jolie. You suck.
I hate Paris Hilton because she's disgusting. Not only is the ugly, she has no idea that she is. She thinks she's beautiful because people pay her to model their crap. They pay her because they know people will look at the pictures to marvel about how gross she is. She used to do runway modeling and got that because her parents were famous and connected. She's stupid, her friends are stupid, and her life is pointless. She would do more good working at a Dairy Queen. Paris Hilton is a waste of space on this Earth, which is why she sucks.
Why I Hate Victoria Beckham
What an arrogant idiot. It doesn't matter to her that she's as dumb as a post, as long as she's ashy looking and thin she doesn't care about all that silly brain stuff. She once bragged that she had never in her life read a book. That, of course, was AFTER she "wrote" a book of her own. Idiot. She needs to be ignored fiercely until the world returns to some semblance of sanity and forgets crappy celebrities like this one. Being stupid sucks.