Daily Weird # 29 The Naked Chef
Hong Kong is home to great art, amazing parades, and interesting architecture. Hong Kong is also the home of Flora Cheung, Hong Kong’s soon to be naked chef.
Yep, Hong Kong is going to be soaring ahead in the rating games by a nose, or a boob, or a knee, or a bellybutton, or a butt, you get the picture. Well, actually, you don’t, but thanks to channel 24, Adult Hong Kong television, you can… if you have excellent reception, or live in China.
Flora Cheung, a chef, will soon be dishing out Cantonese foods on channel 24, while completely naked. Well, she’s not actually a chef, and she is wearing a transparent apron. She probably even stands behind a table, so I don’t know exactly how naked she will be. She may be wearing socks the whole time, and I’m pretty sure no one will ever know. I’m also fairly certain there will be a staff member dedicated to appropriate product placement. Maybe they should call her the “mostly naked” chef.
She will be beginning the show in the city’s famous wet markets. In case you're curious, she will be completely clothed while shopping. They’re trying to follow the basic “chef show” regiment, no doubt. Spend 10 minutes in a wet market fondling carrots and melons, then hurry back to the studio, strip off your clothing and run into the kitchen. Don’t tell me China’s not mainstream.. and sanitary!
The reasoning behind this show is actually not ratings. No, not at all. According to news reports this show is being made to encourage more men to cook. Of course it is.
I must be dense, because I’m really not sure how naked cooking on TV translates to more men cooking at home. Do the producers believe men will think cooking is more fun if they do it in the nude? Are they encouraging men to ask their wives to cook in the nude? After the men realize that neither they, nor their wives look as appetizing as the hot young model on TV, then what? Does Flora Cheung come to your house and cook naked with your husband?
Yeah, that would be awesome. “Honey, I’d like you to cook more, so I’ve invited a hot naked chick to come over and cook with you.” Sign me up right now! I’m not actually sure if my husband would be OK with that. He’s picky. I’m fairly certain he wouldn’t want naked people in his kitchen, no matter how good looking they were.
I think I’m safe in saying this new show doesn’t really have anything to do with encouraging men to cook. To look.. yes. Of course. They won’t be able to help themselves. Hell, I won’t be able to stop myself from watching either. Of course, I will only watch on days when she cooks with grease. I’m looking forward to it…
“Where’s the grease going to land? I hope it burns somewhere good!” A nipple-burn would totally be worth watching. Is that over-the-top?
Well, actually, it would be through the transparent apron top, so I’m thinking that’s ok.
For more on the Naked Chef click on a link below.
- 'Naked chef' to debut on Hong Kong adult channel | Radio Netherlands Worldwide
A Hong Kong adult channel is set to debut a cooking show headlined by a nude host who will prepare Cantonese dishes wearing a transparent apron -- an apparent bid to encourage more men to cook. Host F...
- Naked chef on Hong Kong adult channel: Entertainment: TV: TV
Naked chef on Hong Kong adult channel: Entertainment: TV: TV. A Hong Kong adult channel is set to debut a cooking show headlined by a nude host who will prepare Cantonese dishes wearing a transparent apron.