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Funny Sayings by Famous People

Updated on June 28, 2012
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Have You Ever...?

Have you ever said something you wish you could take back? Like for instance, "How far along are you?....Oh, you are not pregnant-I see, I was just pulling your leg...I am gonna go now"...And then you quickly walk away with your head to the ground, feeling like a total loser. Or what about, "How are you doing today ma'am?.......Oh yeah I clearly knew you were a man, just jerking your chains...Yeah I guess that's my cue to leave." Here is a great one, we do this one all the time! You have just been served that smokin' cheddar cheese & bacon burger from RedRobin, and the waiter exclaims with a smile on her face: "Enjoy your meal!" And then without thinking, you irrationally reply, "You too....I mean whenever you get to take a break I mean, of course that's what I was referring to. Then your spouse or significant other has to stop you before you make yourself look even dumber.

Come on admit it, you have all been in one, if not all of these situations before.(I have been in all three several times) Fortunately for your sake and mine, I will not be sharing any more dumb sayings we find ourselves saying. Because that way, we can innocently believe that we really are intelligent, sophisticated, and intellectual. You know the old saying, ignorance is bliss, don't you? Let's live ignorant, at least for a few minutes until reality kicks in, and we find ourselves saying something dumb again!

Rather then go on with sharing stupid sayings we often are known to utter, I will instead be sharing some very ridiculous and hilarious quotes from famous people. Why you might ask? For our sheer entertainment, that's why!

WARNING

Be forewarned...

If you have just eaten a full meal, do not read this!

If you are in dire need of using the bathroom, do not read this!

If you have a bad cough or cold(the ones where it hurts to laugh), do not read this!

WHY? Because some of these will crack you up! It is so hilarious to read what some of these famous people have said; I laughed hysterically while preparing this hub(even alone in my office, with no one around I laughed, yes I laughed out loud occasionally and no on was there to share it with, so sad...) Ok, I digress! Be prepared to laugh-laugh hard; I hope you enjoy!


A Video to Kick Things Off!

Christina Aguilera
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Britney Spears
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Elle MacPherson
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Media

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"- Christina Aguilera Great question, I have no idea, maybe South Dakota or possibly even New Orleans....you wanna know what,(light bulb goes off) wouldn't it be kind of cool if they held it at that one place in France, *scratches head*, I am going blank...Oh yeah Cannes, that's the place! They should definitely hold it there!


"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964"- Roger Daltrey, If only I could be that intuitve...


"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."- Britney Spears So close Britney, so very close, just a few countries off and a different continent, but very close.


A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." - Samuel Goldwyn Very true, we should be conserving paper whenever we get the chance.


"My urine? Describe my urine in five words? I don't think I can do it in five. Oh --- my year!" - Eva Longoria (when asked if she could describe her year, she heard urine) How many words does one need to describe urine? I can think of yellow and liquid...Ok done...One, two....Two words...How many words could one possibly need?


"Underwear is such an emotional thing." - Elle MacPherson Yeah! Someone agrees with me! Does it not make you cry profusely? (just kidding everyone, do not be so quick to judge, it does not make me cry...)


"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.” – Patrick Swayze hmmmm...interesting (sidetracked: hmmm, what does these four letters make me think of? Oh, I know check out SIE's hilarious hub,Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmm - humorous inventions and occupations.


"Be very careful about your cape. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly--trust me. Also, be careful when flushing"-Original Batman Adam West Thanks, I will make a mental note of that!



Lou Duva
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Danny Ozark
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George Rogers
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Sports

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva(boxing trainer) Wouldn't it be neat to live for a day with endless time; think of how many hubs we could publish and other hubs we could comment on.(TT, think of it, a never-ending game of tag! hehe...if you do not who I am referring to as TT, you should go check out her profile page. )


Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley (Giants' broadcaster) I may not be very smart, but I think that will give you an exact idea(not some idea) of how old he is, correct me if I'm wrong...


"Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future." - Yogi Berra, (Baseball player) Wow, so intellectual, except for the simple fact that predictions implies a futuristic event, or there would be no event to predict.


"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."- Chuck Nevitt, (North Carolina State basketball player explaining to his coach why he was nervous at practice) One of life's toughest questions: Will I be an aunt or uncle, because it is clearly dependent on the sex of the baby, hehe :)


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."- Danny Ozark (Philadelphia Phillies manager) Very close, but I think if I would have to make an educated guess, you know ball-park type guess, I think I would say more 85% mental :) (Bill you played baseball, what do you think? If you do not know Bill, check out his profile page)


"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."- George Roger (NFL New Orleans Saint RB) I think someone, whom I will allow to remain anonymous, was given a different grade(a little tweak perhaps) in high school mathematics, so he could play some football.




George W. Bush
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Richard Nixon
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Dan Quayle
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Presidency

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them. "- George Bush Hmmm, I do not think you should be disagreeing with your opinions, seeing opinions are something you believe to be true, are they not?


"They misunderestimated me."- George W Bush I could be wrong here, but I think you added one prefix too many; do not think the "mis" should be there(speaking of mis, that makes of think of the word mysterious, which makes me think of "M"; if you do not know "M" (aka unknownn spy), check out her profile here.


"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- Dan Quayle Isn't pollution the same thing as impurities in our air and water, you know air pollution and water pollution?


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- Dan Quayle I am very glad you clarified this because I was definitely thinking all this time that NASA's top priority was watching the newest episode of fear factor(you know that show where the contestants have to do all these brave stunts....brave...since we are on this word, you should take some time to check out bravewarrior's profile page.


"Facts are stupid things."- Ronald Reagan Whew, boy am I glad my misconception of facts as being knowledge or information based on real occurrences, has been clarified. They are just "stupid" I guess :)


"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon (Breathing a sigh of relief) Another one of my supposedly false ideas cleared up, Thanks, for some odd reason, I thought solution meant answer. Silly me!

A Hilarious, Must Watch Speech Gone Horribly Wrong!

Bill Cosby
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A Little Slice of Yummy Redemption

Since I have posted so many stupid quotes, I thought I would at least shine some decent light on our country in regards to our intellectualism as a collective whole. The least thing I can do is attempt to offer some redemption. Here are three famous quotes by famous people for you to enjoy!

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, andI'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."- Abraham Lincoln.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice"- Bill Cosby


Von Trapp Children
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Sorry, But It is Time to Say Farewell

I hope you have enjoyed this hilarious adventure through some of the not-so-famous quotes by famous people. Hopefully you did not laugh too hard that your organs exploded. If they did though, just make sure to call you local doctor and ask for advice. And hey, think positive! At least you weren't attacked by a bear! But, if that happens too for some bizarre reason, make you sure you check out TT's guide on how to fend against bear attacks. You will find it very helpful!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Kj force,

      Thanks for reading this funny hub! We are all guilty of being stupid! LOL Thanks for that hilarious story! I laughed out loud!

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Josh3418..OMG..hysterical hub...well written...I am NOT a famous person, but Iam guilty of STUPID...I had a patient who had just undergone surgery and needed to exercise his hands.by( squeezing).so I went to a toy store to find the perfect item.. black soft rubber balls ( my dog had rec'd them once at a dog show in a gift bag) they would be perfect ....while I was looking through a basket..a voice came up behind me " Can I help you ?" I replied without looking up.." Yes, do you have soft black rubber balls ?"

      ....awkward silence.....excuse me ? I looked up and wanted to crawl in a hole..a tall dark man standing ....another awkward moment..I started to explain..then just said "never mind" and left the store..I never ret'd......

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      ST,

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

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      SincerelyT 5 years ago from Canada

      LMBO! This was a great way to start my day. Boy did I feel sorry for the Miss. Teen USA contestant and I found myself shaking my head at the rest of them lol.

      Great hub Josh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Jainismus,

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed this funny hub!

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      Mahaveer Sanglikar 5 years ago from Pune, India

      Great fun, thank you for sharing.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Keith,

      Thanks buddy! Don't get in trouble now! :)

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      KDuBarry03 5 years ago

      This is highly intellectual of you, Josh, to inform us all of the most idiotic things men and women say :) I'm legit trying to hold in my laughter in a hotel lobby...haha!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Silver,

      Thanks, I enjoyed writing this hub!

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      SilverGenes 5 years ago

      This is hilarious! It's so much fun reading about other people's huge gaffs - it takes my mind off my own! LOL

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Julie,

      Yes! She is pretty dumb sometimes!

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Josh, what a hoot! Aren't some people really thick? Christime Aguillera, oh my! Dimmer than a 5 watt bulb.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Shauna,

      LOL hehe :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Yeah, me too. (Rahul's comment) I did the same: LMAO!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Heyya Linda,

      Yeah, I had to go back up to see his response, and immdediately I remembered LMAO! :) Thanks for stopping by again, you the best! :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Stopped by for some laughs! I got a kick outta Rahul's comment!! LMAO :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Beth,

      Hey!! Thanks for reading! Glad you enjoyed it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Peanut,

      Thanks for reading and I am glad you enjoyed it!

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      Tara Carbery 5 years ago from Cheshire, UK

      Ha ha! Thanks for the laugh! I knew Bush would be in there. Those quotes are unbelievable! I don't think I would ever appear in public again! Voted up!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Kelly,

      LOL, Ate his foot off? That must of hurt! ROFL

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      What? No Bushisms? I mean he actually ate his own foot off because it was in his mouth so frequently! Lol

      Up, funny, awesome!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Crisp,

      Those are some of my favorites too! thanks for visiting and commenting! I am glad I was able to give you a good laugh!

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      CrisSp 5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Lol, Josh! My favorites are: Danny Ozark: "Half this game is ninety percent mental."- classic! And, Christina Aguillera. Where's Cannes' venue again?

      You never fail to amuse me. Thanks for the laugh man. (:

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Marlene,

      LOL Thanks for visiting as always!

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      ROFL....... voted up...

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      lord,

      Aww, thanks you are too kind! I appreciate the compliment! You rock!

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Okay you beat me pal, Just published a fun hub. That Teen USA was Da Bomb! George W. Bush, was he our President? and the rest of the hub was funny indeed. Thanks Josh! We owe you a trip, to somewhere... Don't sure yet! Thanks pal!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Seth,

      Thanks dude! Glad you enjoyed it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Chris,

      LOL Thanks, appreciate the visit and thanks for the addition!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Christy,

      Thanks, really appreciate it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Kelley,

      Aww, thanks Kelley! You just made my day! Thanks for the share and read! You are too kind!

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      Sethughes 5 years ago

      Great hub josh! Another good laugh!

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      910chris 5 years ago from North Carolina

      "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them. "- George Bush

      Like I have always said, he seems like a great guy to go to the bar with but when it comes to running a country....

      Great Hub!! Thumbs up!

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      Christy Birmingham 5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Back for a second read today and yup still makes me laugh!

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      kelleyward 5 years ago

      When I need a laugh I always turn to your hubs! In fact I just nominated you to the funniest hubber of the year! Hope you win! Sharing this one. Kelley

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Glad you enjoyed it John! People say the dumbest things lol

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      John Sarkis 5 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      ...funny...I needed a good laugh this afternoon. Great hub

      John

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Glad you had a good laugh Marlene! Yeah that urine quote is priceless! :)

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      I really had a good laugh with all of the presidency quotes. The urine quote had me rolling with laughter!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much HTC! Yes we are guilty for sure! Thanks for the compliment and votes and shares! :)

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      How-to-crafts 5 years ago from Ireland

      I really enjoyed those quotes. It is amazing what supposedly intelligent people say at times. But maybe we are all guilty of it but are blessed not to be in the public eye lol

      Another excellent and humorous article

      Shared on Twitter and voted awesome and interesting

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww, thanks MargaritaEden I really appreciate it! :) That was so kind of you to say! :)

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      MargaritaEden 5 years ago from Oregon

      South Carolina Miss speech is priceless, LOL, all of those are sooo funny, you are good!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Yeah I hear you about the pregnant woman, don't you just hate when that happens? :) And yes urine being described...hmmm LOL Thanks for stopping by and reading these hilarious hubs. You might also like my hub on nonsensical nonsense! :) Have a great day!

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      Denise Handlon 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Wiping the tears from my eyes right now, LOL OMG too funny. Really? Urine? haha And love that comment from Bush.

      About the pregnant woman...yeah, been there, done that. Taught me NEVER to go down that road again!

      Voted up and of course-funny.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      It's ok, no worries, you will get back in no time! :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      I'm behind in reading and really tired, Josh. I had 80 emails just today, and as you can see, I'm not even there yet (today is 6/23) but I'll get there eventually!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      No problem brave, thanks for commenting! And you are welcome, I had lots of fun trying to integrate all me hub friends! :)

      Thanks for stopping by!

      P.S. You should check out the other one! :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Nice job, Fairy Godson! I especially liked the Little Slice of Yummy Redemption. Profound words, to say the least.

      Also, thanx much for slipping me into this post. "High" priority? You've been reading my "What Happened to Our Voice" hub and my many varied comments, haven't you? You obviously equate Bravewarrior with "high". Hmmmmmm, as you so often say!

      Sorry it took so long for me to get to this, Josh. Job well done!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much for that awesome compliment, very encouraging! :) Wow, breathing exercises, wow, must have been pretty funny! Sounds good, read it when you are able to laugh so you can get the full enjoyment out of it. I had a blast writing this one.

      Thanks again for the read, the vote, and the kind word!

      P.S Part two is now out :)

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      This was so much fun. I grinned from ear to ear, bigger and bigger, start to finish. I would have laughed too, but I have strained my chest and it would litterally have been"side splitting"! I actually had to do a breathing exercise to stop from laughing. I will read again when I am healed so I can let it rip!

      I love the way you set this up - the intro, the categories, the wrap up. Great job! Voting up and more

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha, glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for beginning to be a loyal fan to my hubs, I rally appreciate that! :)

      p.s. you should read part 2 in the series, just recently published it!

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      Christy Birmingham 5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Hehe Josh! You make me laugh. I can't believe the 'urine' one with Eva - too great that you caught that one! Oh and how did I know George Bush would find his way into this hub :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks, just posted another one too! :)

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      maheshpatwal 5 years ago from MUMBAI

      Josh what a hilarious collection of non famous quotes from some famous and some dumb celebrities......

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thank you very much! Yeah it was a blast writing this one, and yeah masters in communication? Hmm....Thanks for stopping by!

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Hi Josh,

      "A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice"- Bill Cosby ROFL

      While watching the worst speech video, I was picturing the audience. What made me really laugh is when he said he had a masters in communications.

      I look forward to reading more of your hubs.

      Voted up up and away.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Wow, such a great comment, thanks so much! :)

      I am glad you liked it! And about the video, I can not remember, it is an older video.

      Well, if you loved this one, stay tuned, another one will be coming in the next few days! Thanks for stopping by!

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      Holly 5 years ago from Lone Star State

      OMG! This is hilarious... You just became one of my favorite Hubbers for this one, lol. The beauty queen speech is almost frightening... i hope it was her nerves speaking and not her intelligence... she didn't win, did she? Thanks for the laugh!

      HCP

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      You are welcome! :) Glad I could make you laugh!

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      suziecat7 5 years ago from Asheville, NC

      Loved this Hub - thanks for the giggles!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      hahaha ok sounds good! :)

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Josh...FB...NOW! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Sunshine, thank you for the encouraging compliment! :) I almost added Simpsons chicken of the sea quote, but no worries! Part two is under the works! hehe :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Jeannie for the read and votes :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      domco, thanks for stopping by! :) I appreciate it, and thanks or the compliment!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Way to go Josh! You nailed this hub! Christina and Britney's comments were classics. How about Jessica Simpson eating "Chicken Of The Sea" tuna and asking if she was eating chicken or fish! Could be why Nick Lachey is now remarried. Ouch!!!

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      Jeannie InABottle 5 years ago from Baltimore, MD

      I just knew George W. Bush and Dan Quayle would be listed on here. You can't have silly quotes without them. Fun hub and voted up!

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      Mohan Kumar 5 years ago from UK

      Great hub- josh- very funny and entertaining. I love the way your preamble set the tone and you've assembled the quotes under various themes too. Really enjoyed this one! This is such a bottomless resource as there is nothing more tempting than a celebrity soundbite that reveals their inherent lack of cortical processing! " Fiction writing is great. you can make up almost anything" Ivana Trump.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for stopping by and reading :) Glad you got a laugh; thanks for the votes :)

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      James Kenny 5 years ago from Birmingham, England

      Hahaha...so funny, not surprised to see George W. Bush on the list, and as for Britney Spears thinking that Japan is in Africa - sheesh! Great stuff. Voted up etc.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hehe, hold on while I count...1,2,3,4.....30 LMAO's are you sure that's enough? hahahaah :0

      Thanks friend :)

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      Jessee R 5 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Man this is funny

      LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

      loved all of them brother

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      wait is it morning for you right now? and thank you, I thought it was witty hehe :) I had so much fun writing my responses, more luaghing there than when I read the quotes lol

      Thanks for the votes M, appreciate it! Did you watch the videos? If not, you have too, sooo funny! lol

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahahaha!!! I love it! It so much fun to read something like first thing in the morning!

      Thank you so much for the mention. Made me laugh louder :) lol. hehehe

      voted up and all!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      @ slackermom. Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I appreciate it! :.). Yes I can relate to that far to well lol.

      Thanks for the votes!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Uncle Bill, too funny, maybe we should duct tape TT's mouth! Hehe :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Tt hahahahahaha sorry about adding the democrats hehe :). Great addition quotes :)

      Niche? Really ? Thanks so much! I think I had more fun making up my witty responses. :.)

      And you are welcome for the shoutout. Did you like my bear fallacy mention at the end? Hehe

      And thanks for the votes!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hahaha Joyce too funny, I enjoyed writing this! :). Thanks for reading and voting! :)

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      Lisa Palmer 5 years ago from Attapulgus GA

      Awesome hub..Very funny..I have on many occasions found myself doing the following

      Door Greeter: Thank You for shopping at Wal-Mart

      Me: You too

      A bit awkward but unfortunately true

      Voted up and funny

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Definitely a great niche; I'm going to ignore TT's comments about Democrats. LOL

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      So, I have one question: How come you only called out Republicans? Democrats say some pretty stupid sh*t too. :)

      1. "The last time I checked, the Constitution said, 'of the people, by the people and for the people.' That's what the Declaration of Independence says." - Bill Clinton quoting The Gettysburg Address during a 1996 campaign stop.

      2. "Those who died in the earthquake, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer.

      I could go on. :) Very funny hub. Yep, I agree, this could be your niche. :) Nice going. Voted up and more. Oh, and thanks for the shout out. :)

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      Joyce Haragsim 5 years ago from Southern Nevada

      HAHAHA, for having all of us nearly having accidents sitting reading this because you have to keep reading.

      Voted up and FUNNNY, Joyce.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks uncle Bill! :) You are welcome for the plug, did you notice the other plugs I did? I tried to be creative...bravewarriors was the hardest LOL

      and yes, I enjoyed making the responses :) Really, you think it could be a niche?

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      You are welcome lifegate!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Absolutely hilarious! I don't know what was funnier, the inane sayings or your responses. You have found a great niche here nephew...oh, and thanks for the plug. Always appreciated.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hehe, thanks for the read and share p1ok... Did you watch the videos? They are hilarious!

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      William Kovacic 5 years ago from Pleasant Gap, PA

      Thanks for brightening my day. Good job!

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      Abhijit Aswath 5 years ago from India

      haha...extremely funny ..will share it :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Kay! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Julie for stopping by :) Laughing is good for the soul! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Michelle. glad it gave you a good start to your morning! :) Thanks for the vote!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks mandar for stopping by :) Thanks for the comment regarding linking my friends, it was hard at some points lol I do not know how people could clap after that speech either :) Thanks for the votes!

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      KayDeeJay 5 years ago

      Wow! Thanks for laugh! I enjoyed this hub and look forward to the next one!

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 5 years ago from Clinton CT

      LOL...I love to laugh first thing in the morning. Great job!

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      Michelle Taylor 5 years ago from New Jersey

      This was quite hilarious and a great way to start the morning. I think you could fill an entire hub just with presidential and sports quotes! And the Abraham Lincoln is one of my favorite quotes of all time. Voted way up!

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      Mandar Karandikar 5 years ago from Ratlam, India

      Hey Josh,

      How r u?

      It was indeed very hilarious. I just couldn't believe people can say that, let alone the ones mentioned!

      You did amazingly well to link your followers to it.

      Thank you for the hub. Voted up and funny.

      (the 2nd video was indeed very funny. how can people clap on that speech!)