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Sigmund Freud's Freudian Gifts

Updated on September 21, 2014

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A real couch potato, Siggy has had us trying to balance our Ids, Egos and Super-Egos for over a century, Now, you can show your Freudian fondness with gifts and accessories that are fun and therapeutic. Free yourself from suffering from the subconsciously repressed thoughts of needing a bit more Freud in your life with these psychodynamic goodies.

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball
Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball


If you have problems, can't afford a therapist, and your cat just won't listen, give this a try! Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball is loaded with answers to all of life's problems. Just flip it over, and you'll get one of 20 thoughtful responses!

Freudian Slippers

Freudian Slippers
Freudian Slippers

Freudian Slippers

They're a pair of plush and comfy slippers, each featuring a stuffed Sigmund on the front. When you slide your feet into a pair of Freudian Slippers, your anxieties, paranoias, and obsessions seem to melt away. The left side of your brain will thank your right foot, and your brain's right side will thank your left foot. (Don't ask us why it works this way... it just does.)

Freudian Slippers are not just a novelty item... they're very well constructed slippers, so your feet will receive years of therapy. They're ingeniously designed so that your toes fit into Freud's tongue. So when you wiggle your toes, Freud wiggles his tongue. This may have some deep psychological meaning, or maybe it's just stupid.

They come in a handsome box, so they make a terrific gift. There are 3 sizes...so fun for the whole family!

Sigmund Freud Action Figure


Tell Me About Your Mother... Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy with this Sigmund Freud Action Figure. Each 5-inch figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams. Born on May 6, 1856, in what is now the Czech Republic, Freud wrote essays and books on repressed desires, symbolism, and the interpretation of dreams. His ideas helped give birth to psychotherapy and literally changed the way we think about thinking.

Freudian Slips Sticky Notes

Freudian Slips Sticky Notes
Freudian Slips Sticky Notes


What you write on these stickie notes will reveal the innermost workings of your mind--or not. Honor the father of modern psychoanalysis with this collection of sticky notes. Makes a great gift for your therapist, or anyone in need of one.

Freud Little Thinker


Sigmund is plush, and oh-so-soft. Tell him your troubles, ask him for advice (though we cannot guarantee that he will have any). 11" tall and oh so smart. SIGMUND FREUD, Sigmund Freud, physiologist, MD, and psychologist, remains one of the most influential and authoritative thinkers of the 20th century. He articulated the concepts of the unconscious, infantile sexuality and repression. He further proposed a tripartite model of the mind's structure, as part of a radically new conceptual and therapeutic frame of reference for the understanding of human psychological development and the treatment of abnormal mental conditions.

Sky Diving Sigmund Freud
Sky Diving Sigmund Freud

Sky Diving Sigmund Freud

Sky Diving Sigmund Freud

When he wasn't revolutionizing the field of psychiatry, Sigmund Freud was engaging in thrill sports to satisfy his id. This 5'' tall, hard vinyl Sigmund Freud action figure comes with a 26'' round nylon parachute with a rubber harness. Drop him from a tall building or toss him into the air and his brain chute will open, allowing him to safely float to the ground.

Tickle Me Freud Plush Doll

tickle me freud plush doll laugh
tickle me freud plush doll laugh


Tickle Me Freud makes therapy more fun! Takes a break from all that psychoanalysis and gives the psychiatrist in your life some laughs. Have some fun with Sigmund Freud by squeezing Freud's foot to cause him to shake with giggles. Tickle me Freud yields many hours of therapeutic laughs!

Freud & Couch Finger Puppets


Freud's a puppet and so is his chaise. Think of the fun! Both are magnetic, so they stick to the fridge.

Freudian Finery


A magnetic Freud you can stick on your fridge, dress up for a therapy session, a night on the town, and everything in between.

Freudian Sips MUG


What's a Freudian Sip? When you say one thing but mean your mother! Have no fear about saying what's really on your mind when drinking out of one of these. They're chock full o' nuts! 3 1/4" diameter, 10oz. Dishwasher safe.

Freud Watch


The Sigmund Freud Watch lets you see what's on his mind - and probably yours! Six different obsessions - Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, and Eros - rotate through the thought bubble above Freud's head every second. Unlock your deepest anxieties every time you check your watch! Perfect for the philosopher, psychologist or deeply repressed individual in your life.

Sigmund Freud Die-cut Sticker Greeting Card (Set of 2)


Send your mother or analyst your innermost thoughts with a die-cut Freud greeting card! Comes with an envelope and a sticker sheet filled with quotes from Freud plus traditional messages like "Happy Birthday", "Meshuga", "Mazel Tov" and even "Happy Mother's Day"! Card interior blank - use a provided sticker sentiment or write one of your own. Price includes two identical cards, envelopes, sticker sheets.

Freud Pill Box


A gentle reminder to take your meds from the father of modern psychoanalysis on this fine chrome pill box. Safely holds pills in three internal compartments. Closes securely with clasp.

Philosophers Guild Magnetic Personality


A Freud puppet. Think of the fun. He's magnetic, so he sticks to the fridge when the show's done.

Pink Freud T-Shirt


Pink Freud. What is pink Freud you ask? It is the cross between world renowned psychologist Sigmund Freud and rock psychedelic! This awesome shirt will have you spinning from the dark side of the moon to the shrinks couch in no time. This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton, the perfect fit and INSANLY soft feel.


SIMPLY FREUD T-Shirt

The classic heavyweight t-shirt. Tagless design for ultimate comfort. Pre-shrunk, 6.1 ounce 100% cotton. Double-needle stitched bottom and sleeve hems. Loose, classic fit, wears well on anyone.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I REALLY love the freudian slippers but they're too small for a lot of men, including both of the doctors I wanted to give them to. :( I can't find any place that has them above size 11.5 ! I can't find anything else I like this much. Please start making them in extra large, for the big and tall therapists out there!

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      David Dove 6 years ago

      Love it, not sure I can use it all in the practice but it's the way to go, thanks

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      I think I need to start a collection of answer balls. There is this one, a Chinese fortune cookie one, the original, a sarcastic one, at least. I really need to work on it. Thanks for the lens and a possible new collection.

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      Joan Hall 8 years ago from Los Angeles

      I never would have believed it, Groovy. Love the Freudian Slippers.

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