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From Riches to Rags In 6 Easy Steps

Updated on November 17, 2014

Join These People Who Are Living In Rags

You can do it.

Join others who are living from food from trashcans; who sleep under cardboard shelters.

Beg from others who are living as you are now.

These people are awaiting your arrival:

  • Anthony Ciconne - Madonna's brother lives homeless. His sister is a billionaire, but he is searching for a meal in Detroit.
  • Nicolas Cage - This hit actor didn't handle his taxes correctly. Three of his houses were auctioned off. Where is Nicolas now? Begging for a drink?
  • Sly Stone - It has come to my attention that Sly has been living in a van somewhere on the streets of Los Angeles.
  • Corey Haim - This actor hit the skids so hard, he attempted to sell one of his teeth on eBay.
  • Mike Tyson - Prison and craziness took Mike to rags. Do you want to bite someone's ear off?

You Can!

Just Follow This Free Demotivational Guide To Rid Yourself Of All Your Riches!

You have spent years trying to go from having all those material possessions and riches that just cause you so many problems.

You have tried to rid yourself of these headaches.

You just cannot find the way.

Join all the others that have found the road to being de-successful.

You can do it!


Follow These Steps

I have come up with 6 easy steps to get rid of all those riches and put yourself into rags.

Follow these steps and you can be living the life of misery.

No matter how much you have, it is possible.

Follow the steps:


Step #1

Your possessions.

Getting rid of all the possessions you have can be difficult. In this, I am not counting the vehicle or vehicles.

Gather up all the possessions you have and put them out near the corner of the road. Everything!

Put a sign that says all free and they will disappear.

Step #1 is complete.

You are now 5 steps away from rags.

Step #2

Your home, or for some, homes.

There are some people who are wearing rags that want riches. Why not help them? Go out and find a homeless that wants a home. Drive them to their new home and sign the deed over.

If you have more than one house, do it with another until all your homes are gone.

There, that was simple. You are getting closer.

You now have 4 more steps.

Step #3

What about all those stocks, bonds, and mutual funds?

Head to the locations and either take them out and put the cash in your pocket, or sign them over to someone like me.

If this is something you would like to do, I will take them off your hands.

Normally I charge for these things, but I want to help you reach your dream. Rags are in your destiny!

Just contact me through Hubpages, and I will accept all stocks, bonds and mutual funds.

You now have 3 steps left.

Step #4

The vehicles.

They have to go.

How many do you have?

My suggestion is to either give them to someone, or just take them to the scrap metal dealer. Of course, the scrap metal dealer will give you some money for them. That is fine. Put the cash in your pocket. We will deal with that in the next step.

You are getting closer.

2 steps to go for rags.

Step #5

All you have now is money.

Yes, you have bank accounts. Get on a bus and go to the bank/s. Draw out every penny in these accounts.

You may get odd looks from bank staff, just ignore it. Get all the money in cash and put it with any other moneys you have.

Now, you can afford to. You have money, so skip the bus, because we want to get you in rags quick. Grab a taxicab and go to the nearest casino.

Find the nearest roulette table and take every piece of money you have on you and put it on the number 00. Trust me; 00 stands for loser. It will not hit. If it does hit:

Give up and accept the fact that you will be miserably rich the rest of your life.

But it won't hit and you can go to the last step.

Step #6

Guess What?

You have done it.

You just need to find a piece of cardboard and a park bench.

Lay down and smell the stench.

You are now in rags.

You have done it! You went from rags to riches.

When you get interviewed from some off handed television program, do not tell them that Froggy taught you how to. I don't desire the thanks and recognition. Just say you did it all by yourself.

You can be satisfied now. No more riches.


Why I wrote this...

I just get tired of seeing so many advertisements that say:

Get Rich in 24 Hours or:

Make a $100,000 in 30 days.

All these people are creating false dreams in people.

I figured a parody may give some people a second thought on what they are "falling" for.

If you really want success, it takes hard work and perseverance. All these "systems" are just B.S.

Another fact is: money is not the key to happiness and self-fulfillment. There are many people that probably would be happier if they were dead broke.

I must say that I have found where true happiness is.


I found some years ago that relying on other items to bring happiness, we are searching in blind places.

God sent His Son for our redemption and so that we can enjoy life and have joy.

He is the way, the only way.

With that, I will leave you with what Jesus said in Mark 10:

And as he was setting out on his journey, a man ran up and knelt before him and asked him, “Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?” And Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone. You know the commandments: ‘Do not murder, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Do not defraud, Honor your father and mother.’” And he said to him, “Teacher, all these I have kept from my youth.” And Jesus, looking at him, loved him, and said to him, “You lack one thing: go, sell all that you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” Disheartened by the saying, he went away sorrowful, for he had great possessions.

© 2014 Greg Boudonck


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    • Froggy213 profile image

      Greg Boudonck 3 years ago from Will soon return to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      Yea, that will do it too.

    • Say Yes To Life profile image

      Yoleen Lucas 3 years ago from Big Island of Hawaii

      Actually, the quickest way to go from riches to rags is to follow those plans to get rich quick!

    • Froggy213 profile image

      Greg Boudonck 3 years ago from Will soon return to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      Thank you for the message.

    • MsDora profile image

      Dora Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      Well, we got the message. This makes some people richer than they realize they are. Thank you.

    • Froggy213 profile image

      Greg Boudonck 3 years ago from Will soon return to an Isla Del Sol - Puerto Rico Will Rise Strong

      Thanks billy.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Anyone whose happiness is based on possessions or money will find out eventually how hollow that dream is. You nailed it, Greg!