Short But Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Phrases
Most of The following funny motivational quotes and short inspirational sayings are written by me and only a few of them are the famous quotes by some great but unknown people. Feel free to put these quotations on your T-shirts, posters, Facebook statuses or tweet them on your Twitter, but do not forget to credit this page.
Funny Motivational Sayings
- Shut up in work and report the boss.
- A teenage guy’s life is all about operating beautiful girl’s impressions.
- Nowadays students prefer Facebook Timeline on their study timetable.
- I read an article last night and stats say, after a breakup the guy is most likely sleeping with a girl by the next week. Then I see all these girls on Facebook with their pictures and post and I laugh because you are all the rebound victims.
- A divergence between a boss and a girlfriend is only your viewpoint.
- When you break-up with someone, who says, "No I don't accept that" They feel all tough, until they're on your front porch, crying, in the rain, and you shut the porch light off on them, and lock the door.
- There is always a stupid who has to mess up the plan.
- Depression is not a joke and many people die from just that.
- Love is like a basketball game, you need to call for time-out when you know it's time to rest.
- All you need in a relationship is cheating and courage, and then divorce is sure.
- The best way to make your wife happy is to surrender your dreams.
- Time can heal all wounds including fail Photoshop accidents.
- If you need to take a break from the anxiety of your married life, a legal divorce is often what you need.
- Acne is my friend since puberty.
- I don't like rich people... or rich... or people.
- Demotivational posters always motivate my subconscious.
- You cannot hate Monday if you want to beat Bill Gates.
- I have tried to keep my mouth shut about so many different things. But maybe I’ve come to the point that I don’t care. For those of you, who still can’t get over the fact that a boss is always right, shut up already. It’s over and done.
- I love how some people think jail is a joke and they can't get caught.
- Men's creative minds always come in action after their breakups.
- Life, I want to tell you, you were better before computers, Facebook and cell phones.
- I eat a cupcake every day, because it's someone's birthday somewhere.
- I hate girls, I could never have a girlfriend, and I haven’t broken up with all the beautiful girls yet.
- American politics can be so amazing when you begin to look at it with the mind of an African man.
- I am a fool and I am happy because intelligence giving nothing but worries.
15 Inspirational Success Quotes:
- A strong will power and self esteem is the key to success.
- On the journey of success it is necessary to put all your relatives and strangers in one basket.
- I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- A success could be ridiculous but cannot be unfair.
- Success is not permanent. The same is also true of failure.
- Failure is the source code of a major success.
- Hesitation can ruin your success.
- Big dreams cause great success stories.
- The ladder of success is always very slippery.
- Your value is more important than your success.
- A success story is always inspired by a failure.
- The journey of success cannot be completed without crossing the bridges of rejection.
- A solo success also requires teamwork in the background.
- Selfishness and greediness cannot be a part of a successful plan.
- Monopoly is always a good example of success.