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Funny Zombie Quotes

Updated on October 1, 2012

Give me your hand and we'll walk towards the sunset

My passion started when I saw the dawn of the dead with my friend. I was skeptical at first but I really like the movie, and somehow i cannot stop thinking about this brain devouring creature.

So I started collecting funny zombie quotes and posters. At first I thought it was the only one but I think the numbers are growing.

I like them because they are like us only way awesome.Enjoy!

Zombie vector cortesy of Chris Spooner from spoongraphics

Zombie foo pyramyd

Found at snorg tees

Zombies , its all fun and games until someone get bit

ARE YOU READY FOR A ZOMBIE ATTACK?

because I am ->

Zombies hates fast food

from tumblr
from tumblr

#22 How appropriate Choosing to make your stand there. In the mall foodcourt

Things a zombie would do


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Places you likely to see zombies


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You never appreciate the army until the zombie cows attack

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

BRAAAAAAIIINNNNSS

Zombie dad - eat your brains!

Not a quote but too cool to ignore

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      anonymous 8 years ago

      I'd hit that... With a crowbar of course!

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      nekoneko 7 years ago

      LOL..

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      take aim, squeez the trigger, have fun

      mmmmmmm brains, better than total

      what do death metal bands and zombies have in common? everything.

      a zombies worst fear, the lead singer of cannibal corpse

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      everything i ever needed to know in life i learned from killing smart people and eating their brains.

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      nekoneko 7 years ago

      [in reply to d] this is hilarious... thank you

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      if you became a zombie, I'd infect myself & help you look for brains.

      If i became a zombie, would you still hang with me?

      The worst part about a Zombie Apocalypse, would be trying to pretend it's not cool.

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      of all the things i miss i miss your mind the most

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      Zombies and Uzis. Spray and pray.

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      Airinka 7 years ago

      Wasn't so interesting as I wished, but I like movies with zombies :))))))))).

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      If a zombie bites you, BITE THE F**K BACK!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      They're not Zombies, just carnivores with bad eating habits.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      eat them first before they eat us

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Zombies were people too!

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      Ayngel Overson 6 years ago from Crestone, Co

      Dance with Michael Jackson!! *Ultra Nice!*

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      put your brain to use, stop the zombie world hunger crisis.

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      AmbrosiaPopsicle 6 years ago

      I hear vegetarian zombies say " Graaaaaaains!!" :)

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      jwindsor375 lm 6 years ago

      Great quotes and a great lens!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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      nekoneko 6 years ago

      @anonymous: haha you're so funny

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      @anonymous: So, are you volunteering?

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      NicheJoe 6 years ago

      Love it. Here's a video I found about a cool zombie place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMfnpvgVFs

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      omg i want that poster

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      I don't have to out run the Zombies I just have to out run you

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      anonymous 6 years ago

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      Stacy Birch 6 years ago

      For a second I was confused, if you did quote a zombie..."Blah, gurgle, gurgle, gurle, rrrrr, Brains" Zombies who talk for real aren't scary sometimes they're funny. Cool lens

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      Lemming13 5 years ago

      Love this lens!

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      Lee Williams 5 years ago from North Carolina

      I'm a zombie fan, lovin your lens! linked it to my zombie lens, too

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      KatBar 5 years ago

      Love those zombie graphs on here- very funny.

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      Michelle77 LM 5 years ago

      zombies are cool :)

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      Treasures By Brenda 5 years ago from Canada

      There are so many great zombie shirts...

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      Nightcat 5 years ago

      Aww, this was so cool. Thumbs up!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Don't worry about the noises outside, that's just a branch in the wind scraping at your window. (Zombies us them to reach your windows.)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Don't worry about the noises outside, that's just a branch in the wind scraping at your window. (Zombies us them to reach your windows.)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      I WANT TO BE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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      Mahogany LM 5 years ago

      Brains, it's what's for dinner ;).

      Zombies are coooolll. Be scared though, a zombie attack can happen at any time!

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      MelloJeep 5 years ago

      Nicely done I am a zombie freak as well and hope someday to have a tasty brain

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: Rite ?? When i say it people look at me weird,, and when i think about it,, im like "yep that's the first person who i will "accidentally" shoot thinking they're a zombie,, i like your name BTW

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      zombies aren't evil... they've justgot the munchies!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: hahahaha

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      if u live in united states then u r safe. Zombies survive on brains

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      JoshK47 5 years ago

      Brrraaaiiiiinnnssss...

      Awesome stuff - I always love a good zombie flick, and a clever zombie shirt is quite awesome, as well!

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      MillBucks 5 years ago

      NICE.....I really enjoyed the "Zombies Don't Like Fast Food". Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Zombies don't exist anymore because their natural nutrient was limited

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      adriangood lm 5 years ago

      hahaha it's really funny about zombie

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      when it comes to dealing with zombies, it's good not to loose your head, leave that to the dead.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      The shoes r retarded.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: LOL. Thats funny.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      Once upon a time the was a little boy and his sitter,and they where playing zombies.The little boy bit the girl and the girl turned around and swallowed the boy hole and there for started a zombie horde.

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      nekoneko 5 years ago

      @anonymous: it is right?!! i love it

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: your retarded im buying some ;)

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      @anonymous: your retarded im buying some ;)

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      beth-bryeans 4 years ago

      Zombie dating..."I think we should eat other people." Great artist!!

      http://www.headinjurytheater.com/default.asp

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Zombie girls- have beauty and braaaains.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      zombie says"nerds taste the best jocks r next'

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      zombie says"nerds taste the best jocks r next'

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      @anonymous: lol lol

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      ohh im such a zombie i lke to eat mii own brains reeeerararraarrara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      @anonymous: hee he he!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Zombies do it dead!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      Zombies are no fun to play games with. They suck at cards, hide & go seek, and then ate my grandmother's dog.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      zombie see, zombie eat

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      ugly allen 10 months ago

      my pet ZOMBIE cried eating a brainsicle too fast...

      got 60 Zombie Slogans at Cafepress.com/trojanslogan

      take a look please and tell me to get bit or survive.

      thx-ugly allen

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      ugly allen the zombie 10 months ago

      I saw ZOMBIE-JESUS walk on water! Cafepress.com/trojanslogan

      If my ZOMBIE kid ate your HONOR STUDENT... will it get SMARTER?

      Redbubble/people/trojanslogan2

      enjoy-allen

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