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Hair Rocks

Updated on August 22, 2016
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Classic spider scene
Classic spider scene

This big blue and green world that we all live in is full of hair. As pictured in this hub there are hairy tarantulas, which are really not as scary as they look. Some people even keep them as pets, normally inside of an aquarium with a lid that seals on top. You certainly wouldn't want to look on the seat next to you as you are driving down the road and suddenly see one of these hairy little tarantulas crawling across the seat towards you. That could definitely have some dire consequences. A hairy little bee stinging someone as they are driving down the road has certainly provided its fair share of accidents on the road as well.

The massive wooly mammoth was loaded down with tons of hair that provided warmth for our big over-sized ice age friend. Hair is simply something that most all mammals today have in common. It doesn't matter if it's a bear, rabbit, mouse, tiger, or household dog, most all animals have a coat of hair on them.

People are no exception to hair. There are women and girls with very long beautiful flowing hair, and guys are sometimes no exception when it comes to long hair. there are wigs made up of hair for some of the people who are less fortunate and don't have any hair. Other folks prefer to go hairless or bald, which certainly takes much less time in the mornings for one to prepare and get them self ready for the day.

"Cousin It" from the Adams Family "
"Cousin It" from the Adams Family "

Other then the hair on the top of a person's head like "Cousin It" has, there are mustaches and beards on gentlemen. For the most part a mustache is a mustache, and there's really not anything exciting about them, but it's rather interesting what a beard reveals about an individual. So lets talk about beards now. Beards can be very short and scruffy, or even extremely full and long like you'll see with the band zz top.

In most cases a man with a beard is either an athlete or some sort of a hipster. The beard can range from full grown all the way down to a five O'clock shadow, with a scrubby looking beginning. It's been reported that 84% of athletes have some degree of a beard growing on their faces. This covers all athletes from weight lifters to professional football players. Similar statistics also pertain hipsters, however I don't have the slightest idea how to convey these numbers in writing to you all here. It was also reported with this same information that most writers don't have beards. I really wonder just how true that statement is out there in the Hub Pages community.

Everyone should know this gentleman.
Everyone should know this gentleman.

Hair is literally everywhere. There are even movies called and titled after hair. For instance there's "Hair" followed by what other than "Hairspray". Cats don't enjoy hair balls, and another thing is for sure, and that is you certainly don't want a hair in your soup or food. There's also nothing more aggravating then when you have a hair stuck on your tongue. Lets not forget that women love their appointments with their hair dressers. I even know a guy who's name is Harry, and I'm not talking about Clint Eastwood from the "Dirty Harry" movies. If it were not for hair, Sampson would have lived and Rapunzel wouldn't have found love. The longer the hair, the better, especially when it comes to women with long beautiful hair. Forgetting about all of the recent shenanigans for a moment, look at Miley Cyrus' short hair now, compared to her beautiful long hair from the past. Her hair is short by her own choice, and there's no argument that she's a much more attractive woman with long hair. Now as far as the misguided spectacle that's been following her lately, I really don't know what to say or what's going on with Miley there. Without splitting any hairs this now concludes my hairy hub, which is really just a hairy situation. My hairy ears are always wide open to any comments, constructive criticism, sarcasm, or suggestions which anyone out there might have for my hairy hub.

They are really not as scary as they look.
They are really not as scary as they look.


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      Ann1Az2 3 years ago from Orange, Texas

      There is really no telling how much cat hair I've ingested over the years. I should also have hairballs. lol Great stuff and funny.

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      Margaret Hess 3 years ago from Tampa, Florida

      Liked your article and found it both interesting and funny.

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      MasterDripper 3 years ago

      a very colorful and humorous work of art here...Let's not forget the play "Hair" but I do love the rainbow...I have not completely seen all these colors on a single head but there have been some close sightings...

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      Sandra Joy Eastman 3 years ago from Robbinsdale MN

      The colored hair is way cool but you can cover that spider eeewwwooo

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      It was fun reading this hub, TheHoleStory!

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      debW07 3 years ago

      Your top pic is awesome, love the hair! What a fun hub, TheHoleStory!

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      Elizabeth Parker 3 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      I love the pic of the rainbow hair, but I definitely wouldn't want a tarantula near me!

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      Fay Favored 3 years ago from USA

      I would absolutely love to have rainbow hair just for fun.

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      Farhat 3 years ago from Delhi

      good take on hair....yes, hair do play a very important role in our life from birth to religious rituals, at the time of birth, marriages as well as at the time of death of a beloved one in some sects....interesting!

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      Mona Sabalones Gonzalez 3 years ago from Philippines

      If I lived in Japan I could probably get away with that rainbow colored hair. The tarantula did not go well as I happen to be eating breakfast while reading this.

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      Margaret Hess 3 years ago from Tampa, Florida

      Love the different color hair. I may try mine like that.

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      Elsie Hagley 3 years ago from New Zealand

      Great hub on hair. Hair is everywhere as you have written about. I classed it as funny because it made me smile ad brought back memories of those days back in the 1970s, with boys and their long hair, I have even got photos of my boys with long hair now in their late 40's early 50's they still look at them and have a good laugh. Thanks for the memories.

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      Catherine Giordano 3 years ago from Orlando Florida

      Really good. But maybe lose the hairy spider (ha ha)

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      Andrew Smith 3 years ago from Richmond, VA

      It's funny - hair has symbolized various things in my life. I even equated my martial arts progression with my hair length, like the biblical Samson, refusing to cut it until I was promoted.

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      Ana Maria Orantes 3 years ago from Miami Florida

      Great job Mr. The holestory. I like the lady with different colors on her hair. I love it. It is a lot of work to do the different colors on hair. I like the other pictures too. You did a marvelous job.

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      Ana Maria Orantes 3 years ago from Miami Florida

      Great job Mr. The holestory. I like the lady with different colors on her hair. I love it. It is a lot of work to do the different colors on hair. I like the other pictures too. You did a marvelous job.

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Fun and funny! Thank you! Up+

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      Jim 3 years ago from Kansas

      Ok, the spider gave me the creeps. Liked the rainbow hair though.

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Ok, I LOVE the rainbow hair - I would have done this in my younger days!

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      Mary Craig 3 years ago from New York

      You have covered the subject of hair showing it the crowning glory it is. Your style was certainly a highlight that any hair could enjoy. Well done.

      Voted up, funny, and interesting.