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Hannie Caulder

Updated on December 7, 2017
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Westerns have had a big influence on my life and formed a significant part of my personality. Come see which ones are my favorites.

Serious and Funny

An Overlooked Classic Western
An Overlooked Classic Western

They Done Her Wrong

Raquel Welch, Robert Culp and Christopher Lee all together in one movie and that movie is a western tale of rape and betrayal directed by the talented Burt Kennedy. This story has sizzling characters, unexpected laughs and a grimy crew of villains that you will like, despite yourself. The best band of bad guys ever collected on film. Sharp one liners. Welch is the queen of playing strong women. No damsel in distress. Bit racy

IMDB: After she is raped and her husband murdered, a woman hires a bounty hunter to instruct her in the use of a gun so she can get her revenge on the three outlaws responsible.

Westerns are rarely funny and, when they are, they are usually pretty campy, low-grade stuff, but not Hannie Caulder. From the bumbling, keystone cops like antics of the rapist brothers to the dry, straight-faced delivered lines of the rest of the players, this movie is very humorous without being silly.

Not just content with raping the most beautiful woman on Earth and murdering her husband, the bad guys decide to run off all of her horses and, to put a cherry on top, they burn down her house too!

Burt Kennedy

Burt Kennedy, Director
Burt Kennedy, Director

Burt Kennedy's Westerns

Burt Kennedy gave us all some of the best westerns ever put on film. I was surprised to discover what a large influence he had been on my life when I realized that he had made so many of the movies I adored as a kid. Actually, scratch that. I didn't just adore those movies when i was a kid. To be truthful I still love them now.

Burt was an American screenwriter and director who had a colorful and interesting life that I am sure helped flavor his movies. He was the son of performers and was even part of their act, "The Dancing Kennedys", right from infancy. A few years later he served as a cavalry officer in World War II and was highly decorated. I bet that was a sure fire line to use on the ladies!

Burt also write radio programs such as "Hash Knife Hartley" and "The Used Story Lot" but he wasn't going to stop there. By using his army fencing training he was able to land work as a stunt fencer in the movies.

He was even hired by John Wayne's company to write movies for them. He also wrote and directed episodes of then popular and now still famous television shows like Lawman (1958), The Virginian (1962) and most notably Combat! (1962).

Kirk Douglas and The Duke

The War Wagon
The War Wagon

Another classic movie directed by Burt Kennedy. The War Wagon (1967) has everything you could want in a western. Wrongly imprisoned men returning to their home towns for justice; gunfights; gold; armored stage coaches and, best of all, the inimitable Kirk Douglass and the iconic John Wayne. The Duke's performance is even more remarkable when you take into account that, in 1964, he had lost his entire left lung as well as several ribs in major surgery for cancer. Tough onscreen and off! The director, Burt Kennedy, even gave up half his salary so that he could afford to hire Kirk Douglas. Now that is a director who's dedicated to telling the story in the best way that he can.

 

A Burt Kennedy Comedy Western

Support Your Local Sheriff
Support Your Local Sheriff

Support Your Local Sheriff (1969) is hands down one of the funniest movies that I have ever seen. My wife also loves it and watches it even more than I do. James Garner is at his best, playing a straight faced, dead-pan newcomer to town who winds up becoming sheriff. There are so many quirky and hilarious moments in this film that I would be cheating you to try and describe them to you. All I will say is that, after you watch the seen where Garner displays his unnatural shooting prowess by using a washer, you will have to pause the movie for five minutes so you can laugh it out of your system. I encourage you enthusiastically to watch this western. I promise you that you will be changed by this flick. You will definitely find yourself saying to people "I'm on my way to Australia." And the movie doesn't happen anywhere near Australia.

 

Written & Directed by Burt Kennedy

The Train Robbers
The Train Robbers

The Train Robbers (1973) is a really enjoyable western in which Ann-Magret's character hires John Wayne and Rod Taylor to find and recover some gold that was stolen by her husband. Of course it won't be that easy. There are bad men that also want the gold for themselves. Inevitably they clash with blazing gun battles in the searing desert. This piece is perfect for Wayne and the rest of the cast greatly add to the film's entertainment experience. I've watched this movie many times over the years since I first saw it on television and it never fails to impress me every time. Fan's of westerns or just plain good movies will be proud to add this to their movie library.

 

Hannie Caulder Photos

The Bad Guys

Jack Elam, Earnest Borgnine and Strohter Martin, these are the crew that make up the bad guy dream team in the Hannie Caulder revenge tale. Each actor is a legend on their own and put together as a gang of blood-thirsty brothers, they become the icon for how being bad can be done oh so very well. One IMDB reviewer I read wrote "If you can imagine 'The Three Stooges' as utterly filthy, scummy vagabonds with a propensity for murder, rape and theft". He sure nailed it, that is a pretty accurate description of what this evil trio are like. Although they are a bit of a contradiction in some ways too. These guys commit rape, murder and are generally not very nice people and yet, despite all of their offensive shortcomings, they still make us laugh. I'm not saying I would want them to live next door to me but they are a funny bunch and they keep the laughs coming even when they are being perfectly horrid human beings.

Like everyone else in this movie, the unholy trinity of evil are underappreciated as actors. Typecast as bit-players for too much of their careers, these boys are talented and good at what they do. That is well demonstrated in Hannie Caulder. Their characters are not just the cardboard cut outs for guys who wear black hats, even though the roles could very easily have been played that way. But Elam, Borgnine and Martin are made of better stuff than that and they make sure you get the full value for your ticket. Their interpersonal interactions feel real. You truly believe that they are indeed brothers who grew up together and have spent their lives living in each other's pockets. They boss their little brother around and bully him and it makes you laugh.

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Robert Culp as Thomas Luther Price

How many years has Robert Culp given us wonderful entertainment? From the I Spy television series to his hilarious portrayal as an FBI agent in The Greatest American Hero, Culp has been giving us hours of fun for a long, long time. With that many road miles under his feet you might think that he would eventually have to run out of fresh things to offer us and start repeating himself but it seems he can just keep creating new things all of the time.

In Hannie Caulder he plays a bounty hunter who's long years of hard experiences show on him. That's not to say that he seems worn out or haggard, it just suggests that his deadly lifestyle has taught him some rough lessons. He's as hard a $2.00 steak and about as warm and friendly as an old cactus. Tough as old boot leather, he is a man who is used to being alone and living life his way, on his terms and no one else's. How tough is he? He's so tough that, even when a half naked Raquel Welch offers to make his assistance 'worth his while' (ahem), Culp barely flinches and turns her offer down. Now that is one thick skinned hombre.

But boy is he cool in this picture. He might hunt men for money and live by the way of the gun but his one wolf existence doesn't mean that he isn't one pretty interesting fella. He might even have a soft heart under all that boilerplate. He does, after all, agree to help out the newly destitute Caulder and show her the ropes of gunplay.

Christopher Lee

Dracula Smiling
Dracula Smiling

Christopher Lee

Most movie watchers know the great Christopher Lee either as the dark villain, Count Dracula, in the British Hammer horror films or, more recently, as the powerful wizard Saruman in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings series. While he was iconic in both of those roles, watching him in this movie will make you regret that he did not take on more parts like the one he plays in Hannie Caulder.

In a staggeringly long career that spanned more than seventy years and hundreds of films, Christopher Lee only ever made one western and this was it. He plays a gunsmith who forges a one of a kind pistol for Hannie to help her in her bid for revenge against the trio of rapists that she is hunting. While his screen time is unfortunately limited, Lee makes an impression on us that will have you believing that he is a major cast member who dominates a large part of the story. Such lasting impressions made with efficient grace and almost nonchalant power are a hallmark of Lee's work. It is too often overlooked that Lee, in donning the long, black cape of Dracula, was stepping into the very large shoes previously filled by Bela Lugosi. Having to perform with that shadow hanging over you would be enough to make anyone nervous. But not Christopher Lee. But then again, what else would you expect from a man who had such a shadowy past in the British special forces?

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Raquel Welch

A Real Tough Lady
A Real Tough Lady

More Than A Piece of Meat

This movie should have been a fluff piece. Raquel Welch, by any standards, is one of the most beautiful women you can imagine. A thick mane of wild hair, dark, sensuous eyes, gorgeous skin and a body of other worldly perfection. Take all that and wrap her in a barely there, racy and revealing poncho and it would have been easy for Welch to phone this one in. And yet, to her eternal credit, she didn't. She gave the role of Hannie Cauler her all and held nothing back. A diverse number of reviewers and fans have noted that this may actually be Raquel Welch's best role. You won't get any argument from me. A story so engaging that even a scantily clad beauty who has the proportions of a Greek statue can't distract your attention. If you ever made the mistake of thinking of Welch as just a piece of eye-candy then you will see how wrong you were once you get a load of her acting in this overlooked gem.

I had to hunt for years to find a copy of this movie and it is a glorious addition to my library. I recently showed it to my wife for the first time and she really enjoyed it. She particularly liked Robert Culp's cool performance.

Watch Gunslinger (1956)

A Personal Note

Thanks for reading the article! I really like this movie a lot and fear that I have not done it the proper justice that it deserves. I will continue to work on this hub, re-writing it from the copious notes that I made while watching it again recently. If you think I missed anything or have a suggestion about how to improve this article, please let me know. I will take any feedback or suggestions you would like to offer. Thanks again for reading!

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    • Robert Sacchi profile image

      Robert Sacchi 

      4 months ago

      That is a weird coincidence. Such it is when encountering, and conversing about, movie and TV shows.

    • GetitScene profile imageAUTHOR

      Dale Anderson 

      4 months ago from The High Seas

      What a weird coincidence! I am going to make my wife breakfast and watch it. We have a trial period of Hulu and it is on there so I am showing it to my wife who has never seen it.

    • Robert Sacchi profile image

      Robert Sacchi 

      4 months ago

      You're welcome. Have you ever seen Johnny Guitar?

    • GetitScene profile imageAUTHOR

      Dale Anderson 

      4 months ago from The High Seas

      I did not know that. I'll have to dig it up now and experience it for myself. Will probably gather a few friends together to make a viewing of it. Thanks for the heads up.

    • Robert Sacchi profile image

      Robert Sacchi 

      4 months ago

      A very good review and rundown of the '60s Westerns that are lesser known but good movies. Do you know "Gunslinger" got the MST3K treatment?

    • GetitScene profile imageAUTHOR

      Dale Anderson 

      5 months ago from The High Seas

      Thanks for taking part in the poll, Peggy! I always like to learn what others think of things that I find interesting. Search for Hannie Cualder, I believe that anyone who likes westerns will really enjoy this film.

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      Peggy Woods 

      5 months ago from Houston, Texas

      I have not seen this movie. Rachel Welch and the other characters would certainly have been a draw when the movie first came out. Thanks for telling us about it. John Wayne was the person I voted for as a favorite western star in your poll but Clint Eastwood was also a terrific actor in western films.

    • GetitScene profile imageAUTHOR

      Dale Anderson 

      10 months ago from The High Seas

      Ahoy Bill! This movie captures my attention like a vice every time I watch it. I become completely captivated and can't even think about anything else while it is on. Glad to have met another fan!

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      Bill Holland 

      10 months ago from Olympia, WA

      I had completely forgotten about this movie. Man, what a crush I had on this woman. Thanks for the reminder...I just might have to watch it again.

    • GetitScene profile imageAUTHOR

      Dale Anderson 

      13 months ago from The High Seas

      I am sure you will enjoy this one too, Diana. Let me know when you've watched it and what you thought of it.

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      Diana L Pierce 

      13 months ago from Potter County, Pa.

      I sure do love a good ole western. Thanks for sharing your opinion on these great choices.

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