ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Here Are The Top 7 Best And Most Affordable Weapons For A Zombie Apocalypse

Updated on November 28, 2016

So You Want To Survive A Zombie Breakout?

When the zombie breakout is gonna happen, you'll be the best of the best. You are gonna have an easy time slicing zombie heads off with your shovel, an digging graves for your fallen teammates who DIDN'T read this article. Jokes aside, let's get started! (before we start, these are not organised in order)

No. 7 - A Bow And Arrow! ~$200

A bow and arrow is nice, shoots well (if you know how to use it) and it is pretty silent. What are the pros and cons? While you may be silent, it is gonna take time for you to reload. You don't want to stand as the victim in a horde of zombies, trying to shoot your way out, head by head, with only a bow. The bow should mainly be used for shooting at distance.

No. 6 - A Machete! ~$100

A Machete is always good to have. Especially if you live in a jungle, or in a very dense forest. The machete can be used as a tool to make different kind of things, or cut down bushes to get past them. They are even useful for slaying zombies! They tend to be pretty sharp, they have a longer range than normal knives, and they are "easy" to use! This is one of the good close-ranged weapons on this list! Even though machetes are nice and sharp, again, it's not easy to cut down a horde of zombies.

NO. 5 - A Folding Shovel! ~$40

A shovel can be used for many things - Digging, oh wait, theres not really much to it. A FOLDING shovel, this little cool and compact tool, with a sharpened edge, can easily be turned into a zombieskull crusher. It's seen in alot of movies too, why? Because it's affordable and makes a great mark in your already dead victims head! And, it can dig too, of course... While it's good at digging out zombie hearts, it may not be so effective if you wish to kill alot of zombies at once.

No. 4 - a Katana! ~$200 - $400

A Katana. The Katana is a very sharp sword, that basically cuts through everything. It's cuts like a charm, if you have a quality one of course. These swords are very expensive, therefore not that affordable, but you can still find cheaper ones, they are just not as good. I mean, wouldn't you pay a little extra if your life was on the line? The katana is one of the best swords for slaying zombies, just not at long range of course - unless you are a professional katana thrower, which i doubt.

NO. 3 - A Tactical Knife! ~$100

A tactical knife is always great, you can use it for carving wood, cutting strings, opening your bacon packs, even slaying zombies! The tactical knife is a good choice for basically anything involving outdoor activities. The knife is one of the most essential tools, and trust me, when the zombies take over, you are gonna need one.

NO. 2 - Throwing Knives! ~$25

Throwing Knives. They are a very good weapon, if you know how to use them correctly. These doesn't really cost that much, you can even make them yourself pretty easily! A throwing knife is very good for semi-long range zombies. You can even use them like a normal knife, but be careful, you can also cut off your fingers!

NO. 1 - Your Brain ~$0

Since most of us were born with a brain (hopefully) you gotta know how to use it! You have to know how to work together, and stay confident. You gotta know how to concentrate and relax people when they are freaking out, because a zombie just stole their lunchbag. If you can't use your brain, then you are gonna have a hard time using these weapons.

Weapon Poll

What's your prefered weapon on this list?

See results

-Just A Quick Reminder-

We do NOT have anything to do with any injurings, illegal activies and so on, from this post. So if you cut your fingers off, don't try to sue us please.

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)