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Jesus Christ! Honey Badger Don't Give A ... Christoper Gordon, The Voice Actor, Aka Randall

Updated on September 17, 2012

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger just don't give a ...

Sounds like bad English? I don't care. So what's the Fus Ro Dah all about? The honey badger (Mellivora capensis) is an internet sensation and also known as ratel according to Wikipedia. Although these species of the weasel family have lived in Africa, Middle East and partly India for countless generations, this majestic animal had lost its popularity since the Weebl's Stuff "Badger, Badger, Badger" or "The Badger Song". It took a great man with a gay and cheerful voice on YouTube to bring the attention of the human society back to this carnivorous animal.

Honey Badger Video

The Daffy Jesus Christ Lizard

But Honey Badger Don't Care...

The name of this man is Randall (a nickname for the comedian, actor and writer Christopher Gordon). He is the creator of Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger Don't Care a nature documentary video footage with voice over done by Randall himself. His style of narration is whimsical and sassy, he talks very emotionally and passionately on the adventures of the honey badger. The video has some amazingly memorable catchphrases such as "honey badger don’t give a shit" and "honey badger don’t care", "their skin is loose" (mmm, wtf?) which made this video a famous meme. Honey badgers don't have many natural predators because of their thick skin. The only known one so far is Randall. The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger Don't Care video went online back in the January of the last year.

The success of the honey badger video have inspired Randall to create series of similar nature videos on YouTube - Wild Wild World of Animals where the audience can follow the adventures of the Slowass Sloth, the Daffy Jesus Christ Lizard, The Grossly Phallic Naked Mole Rat and many more. It is not known if he had been inspired by F*ck Planet Earth or I Hate Nature (check this one out, it's "David Attenborough" poisoning koalas and more, it's really hilarious) but the Wild Wild World of Animals series have become a huge hit.

The reason why I dig up this old thing that the badger doesn't give is that on the January 24th this year (2012, stupid) Randall is releasing a book Honey Badger Don't Care: Randalls Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals. On that date rest of the world is celebrating my birthday but the honey badger just don't give a sh*t. Randall says on Amazon that this a riotous wildlife book for adults! A wildlife book for ADULTS! This is a must have read for all that like wildlife... and are adults. I wonder if there would be also an introduction to the horny badger. (Horny - an animal that has a horn or a rough, knobbly surface).


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      Eranofu 5 years ago from Europe

      I love The Gods Must Be Crazy both parts (the 3rd one wasn't about Africa, right? I'm not sure if I recall correctly.)

      Oh, now you made me want to look up these again. And, btw, you might also like Animals Are Beautiful People with the same African actor and loads of funny (and tragic) animals.

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      Judy Specht 5 years ago from California

      Have you seen The God's Must Be Crazy II. The badger nearly steals the movie. They are extremely tenacious. Good laugh.

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      Eranofu 6 years ago from Europe

      Oh mah boi! Thank you John and alipuckett both for the comments.

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      alipuckett 6 years ago

      HA! I've been wondering what all of the Honey Badger hub-bub was about, and now I know. Thanks!

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      John Roberts 6 years ago from South Yorkshire, England

      Haha, excellent information, I'll be sure to watch the videos when my internet stops being an asshat. I have to say, I find this more interesting than that freakin' Badger song.... GRR! How few good memes are out there?! I'll stick to this, Robotnik and Mah Boi trends thanks ^^