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How to Levitate Yourself and Objects

Updated on July 17, 2014

History of Levitating Oneself and Objects

Levitation has been around for hundreds, if not thousands of years. It isn't just David Blaine's invention, nor is it David Copperfield's. Saints like St. Joseph of Coupertino and St. John of the Cross have been known for their flying skills, and holy men from India and Africa are also known to be adept at floating and soaring aloft under their own power. It is said for example that Saint Thomas Aquinas once rose up into the air while he prayed in church, witnessed by two of his fellow Brothers. And we all know the story of Peter Pan with his magic fairy dust.

But levitation can be practised by anyone, not just the elect saints and story-book characters. It is a skill that will stand you in good stead if you take the time to acquire this handy, helpful trick.

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Asian girl levitating in yellow dress
Asian girl levitating in yellow dress | Source

Levitation techniques are many and various and performed with effects on spectators and witnesses that can only be described as having been due to a miracle believed to be inspired by God Himself. Or at the very least, if it is successful, the movement of rising even five inches off the ground, a solid evidence of supernatural means.

--Citation Unknown

Man levitating while walking across street.
Man levitating while walking across street.

Uses of Levitation

The Art of Rising Off the Ground (or A.R.O.G. for short) can come in handy in a number of situations:

--to get that out-of-reach book on the top bookshelf.

Don't go get a stool and risk falling off it! No no! Just magically levitate yourself to the tome you need safely and efficiently.

--to save a kitty stuck in a tree. why call the fire department? they are busy catching up on their sleep at the firehouse.

Just levitate and try and grab 'said kitty' yourself.( Let's hope your 'Mr. Wiskers' will not be startled by a flying man in his bathrobe.)

--to escape a mugger. don't endanger your life and don't give him your wallet just to appease.

No!

just levitate and watch his reaction as you float to the local precinct to report him!

--having a beach party? Why go for stale jokes and dorky impressions of Dick Cheney singing 'My love does it good?

Instead, levitate over your friends. It will go over much better I assure you.

--got a bad back from sleeping on a hard, cheap mattress, but your husband can't afford a new one? No problem!

Rise Up and sleep on the softest substance known to science...air.

Man levitating car into the air over a lake
Man levitating car into the air over a lake

The Specifics: How to Levitate

So let's get down to brass-tacks. But let's do it carefully--those tacks can be sharp!

How does one rise up, defy gravity and fly about inches off the ground without effort and without filling your pants full of helium?

How do you get your body to rebel against the law of gravity ?

What is this coveted secret knowledge that will permit you, you earth-bound boundling to unbind and boost yourself into the stratosphere, should you so choose to go that far?

Here's how:

1. Raise your consciousness using your favourite consciousness-raising technique.

2. Levitate by raising yourself off the ground.

3. Levitate slowly at first,so as not to loose control. Just a few feet off the ground should do it the first time.

(note: If you find you are loosing control, try tying yourself to the bedpost to avoid accidents.)

Asian girl levitating in restaurant.
Asian girl levitating in restaurant.

Things to try

--try pointing your focus at another object. Try something lite like a playing card. See if you can just make it ruffle a bit then when it does, levitate it up and down and see if your dog tries to chase it.

If so you might try the dog next. But be careful. You don't want your doggy floating accidentally out the window. Might startle Mrs. Olivetti next-door to see your Pekingese floating past her window when she is having her morning crumpet.

For Husbands

--now if you are beginning to feel more confident, try this. When your wife comes in to see why you are not pounding together another bookcase for her, or out raking the leaves, just focus on her feet and make them do a little 'samba' in double time. See if it doesn't make her forget all about the bathroom tiles she wants to re-grout or the shopping trip she wants you to take with her to buy purses. This may just have put it out of her mind!

For Wives

Hubby making advances at times when you are not feeling 'amorous'? Just do this.

Focus your powers and levitate him into a cold shower.

Guaranteed to put him off while you get a good night's sleep!

Asian girl levitating over her bed while using laptop
Asian girl levitating over her bed while using laptop

Object Levitation

--Can you levitate heavy objects? Why not? I do it all the time. The trick is to forget it's heavy. Remember in the world of anti-gravity, everything weighs the same, except for Oprah Winfrey when she is not on a diet.

Try letting your force flow toward your car, for example, and see if you can send it down to the nearest gas station where you can call and tell the attendant to fill it up with regular and you will pay him later.

See if he doesn't oblige you just to reward you for giving him such an impressive performance? (If he doesn't you can make your car drop again and again on the bell-hose until he gives in.)

levitating a joker card over the palm of a hand
levitating a joker card over the palm of a hand

How to Levitate a Card Without Anything

Levitating a card, while it is tricky, is not as difficult as levitating, say, a 4-ton-elephant-who-has-just-eaten-his-weight-in-peanuts. For one thing, a card is lighter. For another, the card won't start freaking when he looks down and realizes he is floating five feet above the ground and he is scared of heights!

Cards are not only light, but they are more available than a four-ton elephant. So to practice on one is, at least, easily accessible.

I suggest the following:

1. Lay the card face down on a table. (If you lay it face up it will see what you are doing and might start getting nervous about this whole thing. For this reason I advise a card like a King, who will get a kick out of floating in the air, as opposed to a Queen, who will start to ask you questions, such as: 'what in world are you doing? why aren't you out cutting the lawn, or doing something sensible with your time?'...etc. etc.)

2. Pass your hand over the card all the while CONCENTRATING on it, and sending it message: 'arise...levitate...Leviossa!' (see Harry Potter; latin words of Hermoine, magic spells, levitation)

3. If the card starts to move, even the slightest amount, even if you are not sure but think it might have, you are succeeding. Rinse and repeat.


Tips

--don't do office levitation. it can get distracting and you may find your boss asking you to levitate down to the nearest unemployment office.

--watch out for low ceilings.

--don't levitate over open waters. if you fall asleep you may wake up with wet pants.

--ladies! don't levitate unless you are wearing sports-shorts under that mini-skirt. Suffice it to say you would be 'showing off' more than just your power to fly.

--always wear a bicycle helmet when flying.

boy levitating over his bed in his bedroom
boy levitating over his bed in his bedroom

U.S. scientists learn how to levitate tiny objects
CHICAGO (Reuters) - U.S. scientists have found a way to levitate the very smallest objects using the strange forces of quantum mechanics, and said on Wednesday they might use it to help make tiny nanotechnology machines. The team, including researchers at the National Institutes of Health, has not yet levitated an object, but Capasso said he now knows how to do it. "I started to think how can I use these exotic quantum mechanical forces for technology," he said in a telephone interview.

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Advisory

Levitation can produce: dizziness, nausea, butterflies, heartburn and osmosis.

Levitation should NOT be practised by women who are pregnant or intend to become pregnant, people suffering from fear of heights, the elderly, golfers with a lousy putting stroke, stamp collectors, insurance salesmen, people who vote Republican,Aliens,Swedes and citizens of New Jersey.

girl levitating in bedroom while looking through clothes-closet
girl levitating in bedroom while looking through clothes-closet

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    D Shannahan 10 months ago from Everywhere Man!

    had some pretty badass levitating flying dreams. time to apply it to the 'real world'

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    Blue Wings 2 years ago

    somebody plz help me! I have tried everything! I'm so desperate that I have looked up how to meditate, just to make sure i was doing it right! and i was, ps.

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    Blue Wings 2 years ago

    I'm 13 and I can't do this. I've tried for forever, and I think its because I can't raise my consciousness? I hope I'm not to late, or to young. I also agree with DoubleRainbow. please reply soon.

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    DoubleRainbow 3 years ago from United States

    I just have a tip for everybody:

    The only boundries a mind has, are all imaginary

    And I do believe if you are young you can do this, because the young mind is very impressionable and if you learn at a young age that it is possible and you can, then I believe you have a better chance of learning. Am I wrong? Please correct me if I'm wrong :)

    Thank you :)

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    DoubleRainbow 3 years ago from United States

    Okay, so I woke up around 2 last night (dog licked my face and woke me up) and I had my eyes closed, and I just though how cool it would be to levitate. I though I heard a noise so I opened my eyes and I was about 3 inches off of my bed. As I looked down, I slowly started to fall back to my bed, but I managed to keep in the air for about 2 minutes. I have always believed in this, because the only limits our minds have, are imaginary. I'm only 13. And I was wondering what other things should I try to increase my mind power and some ways to clear my conscence. Could you help me please? I would be very grateful

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    Jolagos 3 years ago

    I take note that you have had to explain multiple time now, but you have no idea what you've started... Just try to use smaller words if possible it tends to help those of us who aren't Einstein's successors :D. I also might add your other piece on this was really awkward... "legs split? nose in the fridge? is this literal?

    note: I really hope im not too late since the last post was 18 months ago...

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    Jolagos 3 years ago

    please tell me that you're serious about this whole levitate thing. this has been a life long goal for me and its not working. could you at least try to explain to me the steps... please I beg of you!

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    Woody Marx 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Turn down your air conditioner. Wear rubber-soled shoes. Those will help your efforts.

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    Kimber Wagner 5 years ago from Edmond, Oklahoma

    When it tried to levitate the card I heard

    Little pops and felt cold air over the card. What does this mean?

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    Woody Marx 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Aiman: I do believe you are too young to levitate! Wait until you are older. And if you insist on it, make sure to wear a bike helmet!

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    Aiman rahim 5 years ago

    And one more thing... Mr Marx, can we do it while sitting or legs crossed? I would be appreciated if you could answer

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    Aiman rahim 5 years ago

    Hi there woody... I'm 12 and haven't discovered my talent yet.. Maybe I could be sumthin... So I'm trying levitation... Could u explain to me in a way a 12 year old can understand?

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    mattinblack 5 years ago

    Hi Woody, Matthew here. Just like to say there is a website called http://www.blurtit.com if you want to look up levitation there also

    Thanks

    Matthew Scott

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    CoolSkids McNay 5 years ago

    Dear woody I would like to know when your raising your concioussness page will com out please reply bye.:)

    p.s. if you could cna you post a video of you levitating because it is my only dream to levitate

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    Woody Marx 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    flea: I'm afraid you have to learn to 'read between the lines' with my advice. What is it that you are missing that I have not stated or have not explained fully? Fill-in those parts with the so-called bailing-wire of the mind and you may get some results.

    Above all remember this: levitation is a state of mind.

    I hope that helps.

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    flea20010 5 years ago

    I just can't get it what does it mean to Raise your consciousness?

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    Woody Marx 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    cool: thanks for your feedback !

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    CoolSkids McNay 5 years ago

    Dragon Ball Z is my favorite show and i saw that episode i have been trying to fly like videl and goten and the other Z fighters but i cant seem to get the flow of my energy controled i fell asleep last time i tried so i guess i drained all my energy trying to fly

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    mattinblack 5 years ago

    Hi Woody, Matthew here, thanks for the comments you made about raising your consciousness 6 months ago. I don't know if you know this, but do you watch Dragonball Z? Episode called Videl's Flight. There was a episode where it had Videl, Gohan's Girlfriend started to learn to fly. Is there any way that you or I can harnness that from a cartoon and use it in real life?

    Like to hear from you soon

    Matthew Scott

    PS This email would be easier, mattinblack@maxnet.co.nz, so I would know that this is you on my email. I really use the windows live email account for internet use only.

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    CoolSkids McNay 5 years ago

    i am trying it wont work but i will never stop until i get it so if you have any wise knowledge to raise my confidence and lift my self off the ground please tell me i must know

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    ANZA 6 years ago

    can u guide us with simple words plz I am waiting faor u I hope u will guide me

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    Zerllen169 6 years ago

    how can i raise my consciousness? can u please give an example of raising your consciousness? is it thinking of your hobby or something? please help.. thanks... :)

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    Zerllen169 6 years ago

    how is the first step?? can u pls explain more? i dnt quite understand it..

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    favian 6 years ago

    i am tryimg to float but i am not able to raise my conciousness or my self off the ground

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    Gina Reyes 6 years ago

    what do you mean by raise your sonciousness?

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    anonymous 6 years ago

    I just levitated to the moon, died, and my corpse came back down & got hit by an airplane. FML. I'm suing.

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    hi 6 years ago

    how do you lift yourself off the ground

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    hi 6 years ago

    how do you raise your consiousness properly

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    david 6 years ago

    thank you...but i need that hub asap

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    Woody Marx 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    david: You are probably not raising your consciousness properly. I hope to write another Hub about this to give more detail. As soon as I can float down from the ceiling.

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    david 6 years ago

    I have tried to levitate...but i jus dont get it , plz plz help

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    Abbie  6 years ago

    So this is the real deal what is consciousness I told my friend I believe I can do this and if I do I'll be able to finally do something she can't do

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    Woody Marx 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Abbie: That's your problem kid. You cannot expect to cry and levitate. You must laugh. Like in the Mary Poppins movie. The more they laughed the more they floated to the ceiling. It's one possibility anyway. I don't guarantee everyone can do it. You may have to be satisfied watching others like David Blaine and enjoying their magic.

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    Abbie 6 years ago

    Help please pleAs pleas I need help Ive cried for days how do I raise my consciousness help and is this True tht u can actually levitate if so how I mean I have been crying. Help please please

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    hi 6 years ago

    as in lifting yourself

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    hi 6 years ago

    how do you raise yourself off the ground

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    hi 6 years ago

    how do raise your consciousness

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    Woody Marx 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    mikayla: it is possible you are not doing it right. You have to start from the beginning and make sure you do each step in random order so that the ions and protons that create the light-effect of reversing gravity do not become entangled and cause you to actually stay anchored to the ground. You might want to use a spatula to pry yourself off the floor and give yourself a 'lift' that way.

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    mikayla thomas 6 years ago

    what do you mean by lift your shelf off the ground because i dont undersand what you were trying to say there plz plz plz plz put a comment in here with just a little more detail ... plz :)

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    Woody Marx 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    jordan: ask Matthew above. He seems to know the trick.

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    jordan27 6 years ago

    could you tell me exactly how to livitate beacause i really want to do this. Email me at jordan.shelton13@yahoo.com

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    Woody Marx 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Matthew: I will get right back to you as soon as I come down from the ceiling...have been stuck up here for days....

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    Matthew Scott 6 years ago

    Hi Woody Marx. I am very intrigued by doing levitation.

    In my last paragraphs I have tried to do your suggested ideas but is there something I am missing to doing it right?

    When I am focusing on a object in my own time, I say "Levitate" in my mind. I do this for about 5-10 min max but I see the floor move a bit but not say for example a pillow.

    COuld you please reply to this email as soon as possible mattinblack@maxnet.co.nz so you could teach me to raise my consciousness so when I take my son to Helensville, I could be in the car flying in NZ instead of waiting in traffic.

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    person 6 years ago

    what do you mean by lift yourself of the ground?

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    Woody Marx 6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Shin: Actually I was approached by United Airlines and they offered me ten million dollars if only I would NOT publish this Hub, but being the man of principle that I am, I refused. Hubbers deserve to levitate and I am the one to show them how to do it! Three cheers for me! ;)

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    Shinkicker 6 years ago from Scotland

    Have the airlines read this Woody? They won't appreciate you trying to put them out of business LOL

    Thanks for a very funny Hub

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    icecold 6 years ago

    does it work?im not sure if i should try....

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    robby 6 years ago

    how do you really "raise your consionsnes"?

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    fluffy kins  6 years ago

    i dont understand how do you levitate

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    michael 6 years ago

    what does lift your self off the ground even mean?

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    Mercredi 6 years ago

    Wow! Before I read this hub I had no idea that levitation is so fun and easy!

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    Woody Marx 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Lilly: read my upcoming Hub on My Levitation Diary...you may decide not to try it. At any event, if you do, be careful!

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    Lily 7 years ago

    I'm not sure if this is real. i want to try it but i don't know how to raise my consciousness. I'm only 11.

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    jojo 7 years ago

    wow i just lifted 4 feet off the ground!!!!!

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    corina 7 years ago

    amazing! i just flew to nebraska to visit my great aunt betty! ;)

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    Ashe 7 years ago

    So, is it truly possible to levitate WITHOUT illusion? I believe in it, and truly TRULY want to learn.

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    peyton 7 years ago

    wow wow wow

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    Samuel 7 years ago

    What do you mean by "to levitate, lift yourself off the ground."? Do you have to jump?

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    Top Dog 7 years ago

    Please help I do not get what you mean can you please word it easier to me?

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    Top Dog 7 years ago

    I don't get it? I s this real. I have always wanted to do this but I do not know if it is real.I tryed mabey I was not doing it right. I'll keep trying.Please help me.

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    sk8rdude123 7 years ago

    i just tried to levitate and i ended up lifting multiple objects at once!

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    Paul Comer 7 years ago

    Hi my name is P.J and i just came across your site and had some questions that i need answered. I've had dreams where i was levitating and i've had these dreams for years. How do i raise my consciousness to a point to be able to levitate. Email me anytime please I feel like i have the ability to do it, i just feel like i'm missing the knowledge on how to raise my consciousness.

    Thanks my email is comerpj@hotmail.com

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    FARHAN 7 years ago

    I HAVE TRIED IT TOO.IT IS FUN AND SO EASY.MY FAMILY MEMBERS SAW IT AND LIVE IT.BUT I CAN'T FIND PANT NICHOLAS 'CRISS'.I USED A TILE AND CUT IT INFRONT OF ONE LEG SIDE AND WEAR A SOCK CONNECTED WITH A CANVAS SHOE SOLE 'TAPED TOGETHER' AND THEN RAISE MY ONE LEG ONE A TOOL.BUT I MISSDIRECT THEM AND BEFORE I KEEP TWO MAGNET ON BOTH SOCKS SO, I CAN LEVITATE.

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    mattinblack 7 years ago

    Hi there is Matthew here. I am wondering how to do levitation also how to levitate objects. I have been doing as you have suggested:

    1. Raise your consciousness using your favourite consciousness-raising technique.

    2. Levitate by raising yourself off the ground.

    3. Levitate slowly at first,so as not to loose control. Just a few feet off the ground should do it the first time.

    (note: If you find you are loosing control, try tying yourself to the bedpost to avoid accidents.)

    I am wondering how you can raise your consciousness with yourself and objects. My email is mattinblack@windowslive.com if you would like to comment about these things.

    Thanks

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    steven wager 7 years ago

    i levitated 5 feet off the ground right in front of everyone at school

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    desiree 7 years ago

    i cant do it i have tried for a month now and if i did levitate how would i get down

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    tyler osborn 7 years ago

    that was so exilerating thank you for the advice im an eleven year old and ive been trying to learn any real form of levitation for some years again thanks

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    mphozat 7 years ago

    Well I still need to see it to believe it

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    jujuju 7 years ago

    well it is true that if human can go to a high level of focus they will be able to levitate. trust me I'm a scientist studying on levitation and humans.

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    logan 8 years ago

    im new to this can i have some help??

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    Qeturah 8 years ago

    woody i need help can a 9 year do and also do you have to concentrate hard?

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    Chris 8 years ago

    Wow, I just made it one foot off the ground and raced my friend while she was in her car... I beat her =P

    Levitation can be useful for getting places very quickly. I wish the rest of you luck, I"m off to set up a TV and Arm Chair on my ceiling.

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    what do  8 years ago

    what do you do to levitate the card

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    houdini 8 years ago

    trying

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    armmy5678456 8 years ago

    tried to levitate couldnt

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    chucky 8 years ago

    i've tried for ages on the trampoline do you stand or sit it is impossible

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    chucky 8 years ago

    i've tried everything i can't even get of the ground

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Victoria: thanks for reading!

    shayne: I'm afraid to say that not everyone can levitate. But don't be discouraged...maybe you can take up another hobby...like playing bridge or running for the Govenor of California? Good luck!

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    shayne 9 years ago

    hey i dont get it iam trying my hardest it wont work

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    Victoria NTC 9 years ago

    Jean Paul Sartre talked about the contingency of life, so I would perhaps recommend you read his magnum opus on Consciousness and see if you can dig out the answer

    Please, will you tell me where I may find this information?

    Thank you!

    Victoria

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    William: I hope you have found a way to get down by the time I write this. ;0 If not I suggest you get someone to learn to levitate so they can bring you your meals up there! ;)

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    William F Torpey 9 years ago from South Valley Stream, N.Y.

    I'm working on it Woody, but I have a problem. I'm six feet off the ground, but I can't get down! Someone dial 911.

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    Naruto 9 years ago

    Gah, this isnt working out to well. Can I please get a deatiled step by step guide? Im having trouble trying to follow this....

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    Naruto 9 years ago

    Also, do I sit or stand doing this?

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    Naruto 9 years ago

    So a 12 year (Im not gifted) cant do it?

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Naruto: Well those are excellent questions! I do think the answer to both lies in the mystical, extra-dimensional realm of cause and effect and the contingency of life in general. Jean Paul Sartre talked about the contingency of life, so I would perhaps recommend you read his magnum opus on Consciousness and see if you can dig out the answer. I cannot put it into a short paragraph, as it is largely an experiential or rather 'existential' understanding that one requires before one can ever hope to levitate with any degree of certainty.

    I find that the higher the I.Q. the greater the potential for levitation.

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    Naruto 9 years ago

    Also, by "Levitate yourself of the ground", do we use our hands for that...?

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    Naruto 9 years ago

    Uhm, not to sound dumb, what does it mean to raise conscionunse? Is it to feel good?

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Good for you Kenny! I knew you would be able to master it! ;)

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    Ashok Rajagopalan 9 years ago from Chennai

    Lol, Woody! Thanx for this light hub! I write this from my ceiling!

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    john: You never know when you might need it! thanks! :)

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    Joanie Ruppel 9 years ago from Texas

    I guess I never realized how handy levitation could be ;-)

    I'll have to try your instructions sometime!

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Write On!: thanks ! :)

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    Write On! 9 years ago from United States

    okay.... very funny:-)

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    mroconnell: thanks! :)

    Annette: The pictures are the most fun to find. Glad you liked them.

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    Ann Martin 9 years ago

    Pretty damn hilarious. For someone like myself who likes looking at the picture, this article was rathr nformative!

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    mroconnell 9 years ago from France

    haha, hilarious

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    Woody Marx 9 years ago from Ontario, Canada

    Om: Good for you! I have my first real student success-story! I'm "floating on air"! :)

    steph: Don't be discouraged...not everyone can do it right off the mark the way my A-student Om has done. Just keep saying to yourself ' I CAN levitate!'and you will finding yourself on the 10 o'clock News in no time!

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    Stephanie Hicks 9 years ago from Bend, Oregon

    Hmmmm.... maybe I am not concentrating enough.

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    Om Paramapoonya 9 years ago

    Very nice hub! I'm levitating elegantly, ten feet in the air right now. And unlike the talentless levitator, funnebone, I'm sure I won't break any of my bones or furniture. :-)