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How To Kill A Vampire

Updated on October 25, 2010

Vampires - Creatures of the Night

Vampires are fascinating creatures - scary but fascinating. They appear in human form and survive off the blood of their human victims.

In fact, once you get bitten by a vampire, its said that you become undead and become a vampire as well.

Vampires have some distinct traits about them that are fascinating, frightening and make them what they are.

Keep Vampires at Bay

Hopefully you will not have to kill a vampire but here's how to keep safe when you encounter one:

  • Flash a crucifix at them.
  • Wear garlic.
  • Rebuke them in the name of the Lord
  • Spill a pound of salt - they'll have to count every grain (Dracula 3000)

Traits of a Vampire

Before knowing how to kill a vampire you will first have to determine that the person is in fact a vampire. So how do you tell. Popular movies and books have shown us the traits of a Vampire.

1. They come out at night because sunlight has devastating effects on vampires. Vampires sleep all day, roam all night and have to get to bed by sunrise. In the movie, Blade, daywalkers are vampires that come out in the daytime.

2. When vampires come out in the day as some stories have them, they wear dark sunglasses and stay in the shadows. Their pupils cant handle the amount of sunlight that a mere mortal can handle.

3. They have very pale skin, due to them having very little blood in their veins. Their fingernails may be clawlike and vampires have long canines for biting into flesh.

4. They thirst for and will get excited at the sight of blood.

5. Vampires sleep in coffins or upside down like bats. They may also morph into bats as well as in the movie Fright Night.

6. Vampires do not have a reflection and can't be seen in mirrors.

7. They're already dead...or undead...so you cant usually kill them easily using conventional means.

So How Do You Kill a Vampire?

Here's how to kill a vampire as shown in some popular films/movies or books.

1. Stake Through the Heart

This is the most traditional method of killing a vampire, along with some others and was popularized by Bram Stoker who bought the vampire, Dracula to life...er...reality. Most vampire movies, including the numerous remakes of Dracula, shows the vampires being staked through the heart.

There are some variations to this, where the vampire is traditionally killed with a wooden stake through the heart, some say you have to stake a vampire with a stake of silver or stake him through the heart in addition to other methods.

Staking a vampire through the heart is supposed to cut off his lifeforce or weaken him and with other methods you could do away completely with the vampire and kill him.

Popular movies with this method include, Dracula (1931), Fright Night, Salem's Lot, & The Lost Boys to name a few.

2. Break His Neck/ Behead a Vampire

In the movie, Night Hunter (1996), the traditional ways of killing a vampire are abandoned. They'll just laugh at your garlic and holy water and sunlight doesn't do a thing to them. To kill a vampire you will have to be able to get close enough to him and break his neck/spine.

Beheading a vampire will usually kill a vampire as well.

3. Burn A Vampire With Fire.

Vampires don't like fire. One way to kill a vampire would be to light them on fire and burn them completely to ashes. They must be burned to ashes or else they will heal themselves and you will be their next victim.

Combine this method with another, for example stake him in the heart and then burn his body to ashes and you are sure to get rid of a vampire.

In Anne Rice's The Vampire Chronicles you would have to scatter the ashes of a burned vampire in order for this to work or else the vampire's clan can spill their blood on the ashes to bring him back.

4. Silver Bullet

Silver bullets will kill a vampire as well as any other silver object such as a silver dagger or silver stake. Silver is known for its pure qualities and is used to keep away evil spirits, werewolves and other evil beings for centuries.

In the comic book movie adaptation, Blade, vampires disintegrate when hit with silver bullets from Blade's gun.

5. Kill The Head Vampire

Finding and killing the head vampire will destroy the rest of the vampires in his/her clan.

But killing the head vampire is very hard to do because of two things. It can be difficult to find out who the head vampire is in the clan and the other vampires will do everything they can to protect their master. Also head/master vampires are difficult to kill even with the usual techniques because they have more power and skill than their other counterparts.

In The Lost Boys, the head vampire has to be killed in order to get rid of the rest of the clan.

A Million Other Ways To Kill A Vampire

Pop culture will usually come up with all sorts of creative ways in which you can kill a vampire.

There are many other ways of getting rid of these pesky, bloodthirsty creatures of the night but until we know for sure, be very careful when you go into the night.

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Film stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke & Peter Facinelli.

In Theatres: December 12, 2008

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      Desmond Istari 2 years ago

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      Bael 2 years ago

      Eho it has been way too long. I missed you Buddy.

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      ehothewerepika 2 years ago

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      Bael 2 years ago

      It's been too long my friend, too long.

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      Bael 2 years ago

      Count alucard, how have you been? It's been years

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      CountAlucard 2 years ago

      Wow.... These were the days.

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      h2o 679 4 years ago

      All these killing vampire things are harsh .I now a vampire and they are really nice

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      lust maker 4 years ago

      @ehothewerepika It's Hard to believe that it was now years ago that I and my brother Bael first began to comment on this page...

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      ehothewerepika 4 years ago

      @bael: Lol who cares about the women? Just kidding.

      Recently I got hooked on some cartoons [My Little Pony...don't hate please, Happy Tree Friends]...is that a good enough method of carpe diem? :D

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      bael 4 years ago

      @ehothewerepika yeah man you take care to don't let life slip through your fingers, remember "first you get the money, then you the get the power, then you get the women...".

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      vampire godess 5 years ago

      if you really tink u can kill a vampire come find me i can rip u in half like a slim gym or i can compell u so u can do my dirty work hahahaha

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      @bael: Yeah, you're pretty darn right about high school. Did I tell you I'm Asian by the way? Yeah, high expectations, man! Jk. But IK what you mean...carpe diem, right? I guess no matter how hard I try not to, I'll still do stupid things anyways. Lolol thanks man, but don't worry about me too much XD You take care too, alright?

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      bael 5 years ago

      @ehothewerepika come on man fuck high school. high school can get down on its knees and suck on fat cock. i mean nigga the SAT's aint shit to a motherfucka. what i'm tryin to say is we all can always to "do stupid things" hell without stupid things where would we be... hell?!? you gotta appreciate the time you have left while your still young otherwise you'll look back one day wondering where your life has gone and one day your wife will look at you and ask "when did all the interesting parts of you die?", and dammit ehothewerepika don't ever let that shit happen to you

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      @bael: Haha yeah I remember all that. IDK, maybe because life is getting stressful (I'm going to 11th grade so I have to take the SAT test soon) and I can't afford to do stupid things anymore XD

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      bael 5 years ago

      @ehothewerepika i ain't been a playa hater or no shit... i'm just sayin ya know. a long time ago we used to just post shit. and now its like your all grown up...

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      Seeker 5 years ago

      Hello! I'm looking for a vampire/clan that would want a assistance/servant..

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      @Bael: Gee THANKS man... :P Lol XD

      @Lols: Some of it is funny because some people here are really naive. But half the fun comes from trolling them n playing along. :)

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      Lols.. 5 years ago

      This is probably the funniest stuff ever.. Vampires, really? I thought this was more of a comedic standpoint. But some of you really believe you are vampires, which, I recommend you contact a therapist about. But, from your descriptions, anybody with long canine teeth and pale skin is a vampire. That is like saying anybody who is very hairy and tall is a Sasquatch...

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      7th prince 5 years ago

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      bael 5 years ago

      hi midnight8 and damn ehothewerepika you sound like you finally hit puberty.

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      hello my friends if your remember me i am amazed at all the comments on here i came to say hi :)

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      Two years ago I came here and thought I was so darn cool...I guess we'll all outgrow this someday...hopefully...okay at least most of us will...

      To my pals out there, I see that you finally left as well.

      Have a great life, everyone.

      Watch Dracula (1931). The best movie ever. Read the novel too. Man-crush time :D

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      realist21 5 years ago

      vampires do NOTT exist !!!

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      I♥Eddie 5 years ago

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      I♥Eddie 5 years ago

      Guys, Vamps are real , trust me!

      You can only kill them by chopping ogg their head and burning them into ashes, If yu dont burn them , another vampire will come along and use their venom to put them back together. Garlic,Crosses,Holy Water , Silver , none of it work , vampires are like stone , therefore only other vampires can kill them.

      I love vampires guys , and you can believe in what you want but please , dont call people supid for saying that vamps are real , its their opinion.

      Thanks.

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      fake 5 years ago

      there are no real vampires exist in this world. so.......just stop faking it dude.

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      ThirstOfTheNight 5 years ago

      3: Vote down!!! I AM A VAMPIRE!! I'm a daywalker though. I'm 9,466,386 years old. Good thing no holy spirits or wooden stakes are around.... UGHH!! Theres a vampire slayer!!

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      DemonOfNight 5 years ago

      all you guys are fucking idiots. There is a special bread of vampires out there and they are unstoppable. You can only kill them by using a special wooden stake thats was blessed by the holy spirit himself and given to a person to destroy this bread of vampires and he was destroyed and that stake is now lost and has been lost for over 10000 years. I know this because i had one of these vampires stalk me and watched me learned my schedule and i knew he was a vampire but i didnt know what i was getting myself into because she was that special bread of vampire. I made up 3 wooden stakes i had a blow torch that shot 50ft long for 5 seconds. I also bought a bow and 20 arrows and bought a gun. When i whent to attack the vampire she was waiting for me and appeared behind me from obove a door way so i turned around stake in hand and stabbed her in the heart but the stake dissinigrated so i took my gun out and shot her untill my gun was empty through it at here ran pulled out my 2 stakes and stabbed her in the heart twice she stammered back then said i want you to be my child pinned me down and bit me. Now i am one of those special bread of vampires i was 16 when this happenned now i am 3287 my so called "leader" is 6198 and we will not be stopped there are others to and im telling you stupid little mortals this to ready yourself because we dont like to kill people really easilly we like a fight but we will still attack if you dont put up a fight so be carefull i may already be stalking you.

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      ThirstOfTheNight 5 years ago

      Scrue the person who made this!! I AM a vampire and i suck blood at any time at night. Mmm!! Flesh taste as good as my Aunt. Kate. Don't try to slay me! PLZ!

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      Mrthehappy101 5 years ago

      Um none of make sense I have a bat stuffed animal and he is the cutest thing and I know tae kwon do BLACK BELT LEVl 4 and I like vampire so I won't be talking post a comment back to me if you think I'm rong or right.

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      VampsR 5 years ago

      I think you people have a little too much time on your hands if all you can do is think if ways to vampires are still alive near you then they obviously know how to stay hidden and not get killed by stupid humans... idiots!!! they obviously know how to avoid humans finding out about them. and I'm sure that most of you would shit your pants if a vampire came after you. I would love to meet a vampire. hell I'd even ask them to turn me into one. I think it would b awesome to never have to take orders from a human and have the ability to see what the world is going to be like in a couple hundred years from now.

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      VampsR 5 years ago

      I think you people have a little too much time on your hands if all you can do is think if ways to vampires are still alive near you then they obviously know how to stay hidden and not get killed by stupid humans... idiots!!! they obviously know how to avoid humans finding out about them. and I'm sure that most of you would shit your pants if a vampire came after you. I would love to meet a vampire. hell I'd even ask them to turn me into one. I think it would b awesome to never have to take orders from a human and have the ability to see what the world is going to be like in a couple hundred years from now.

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      emily anne 5 years ago

      my real question is how any real vampire or werewolf ever came to existance and if everyone is just making this stuff up and have no life. i mean some people may actually beleive in this stuff but how wpuld you prove this

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      Vidalia GA 5 years ago

      I am a hunter who only kills Vampires and Werewolves that harm humans. I have to say that your info on how to kill a Vampire is mostly false. I will not tell you how to kill one though because if you are not trained you should leave it to those of us that all. And not all Vampires and Werewolves are evil, some protect humans from their own kind. Most people think that Vampires and Werewolves are demons but they are not. A true demon comes from hell and is evil. True Demomns are the evil ones that must be killed if you know how. One way to protect oneself from a demon is a reading a Bible and prayer to God. How to kill a demon is something that you should not try anless you are trained and know what you are doing. So just keep your self safe and leave the hunting to the true hunters.

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      kaitlyn 5 years ago

      rong adress that one is gone go to.to bkaitlyn50@yahoo.com

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      kaitlyn 5 years ago

      one lathing people of humans don't shoot or kill any one.ok. thank you vamps r our jobs don't just jump i like a dumb ass

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      kaitlyn 5 years ago

      look im a slayer and all u over grown ice cubes wach your self . and Natasha you'd know if you were a vamp. back to the facts all suckers in Oklahoma city and Moore thees city's are not safe fore you so beat it! last warning.

      and all people who know ware some vamps or any other tips go to kaitlyncossio@yahoo.com and leave what you know there if your not comfortable telling what u no over a message well keep in touch. by by suckers.

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      Natasha 5 years ago

      i think i am a vampire

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      comment poster 5 years ago

      i mean u guys can run around pretending to be vampires and vampire slayers all you want just don't try to suck peoples blood or kill anyone. keep that part of reality with you please

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      Governor 5 years ago

      vampires do exist but it is a medical disease that is called Porphyria. It is a very dangerous mutation of the human genome and can result in death. In a basis it cause the necessity of blood transfusion, because the body does not create heme properly. It is not to be joked with for it claims lives. Ironically they usually have a weakened strength due to the blood problems.

      Please stop you childish bickering

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      emily anne 5 years ago

      @fearthereaper ur so right i just checked this place out ...and wow ...

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      Tits 5 years ago

      Meow

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      tash 5 years ago

      I love how hollywood has created such a mortal craze to what is a lifestyle. yes there is vampires, just not the hollywood tv kind. many hide right next door to you. The stuff you say to kill a vampire with would kill anyone, vampire or not. Some people need to get a life. Are you so bored that this fixation on a lifestyle has to become antisemitic? gee sounds like you think the vampires is as bad as many other folk. as for me .. I like garlic. but does upset my stomach, stake through the heart will kill you also, a silver bullet wow one expensive bullet,and I thought that was used for a were wolf or lycanthrope, break anyone's neck they will die, unless the are lucky. fire burn them what are you on a witch hunt? is this the 15-1600's?

      I don't like salt so I would not count it.

      Kill the head vampire.. ok most clans I know someone else would take their place. so that rules that out. try again? oh and honestly i would not go looking for trouble..

      As for me: "I walk in the shadows you run from"

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      megan 5 years ago

      i know this is wird but the reason i came to this site is because my nexdor neighbors r vampires no joke im not even lying

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      Quagmire 5 years ago

      Gigidy gigidy gooo

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      UK Girl 5 years ago

      Can someone please answer my comment.

      Any good ideas?

      :)

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      lele47 5 years ago

      i study vampires and so far there is sins but no real proof so what ever u guys did not kill any thing

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      srslywtf? 5 years ago

      Okay Come on.

      1:Can nobody in this place use commas?

      2:vampires only exist in movies and books. NOTHING else.

      3:stop with the god-damn theories about them, even if they would exist, they would probably have the intelligence to be smart enough that nobody finds out they are a vampire.

      Luke.

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      UK Girl 5 years ago

      No Offence to those who believe in vampires, i do not believe in them its just not possible but i am writing a short story on a vampire from the 1600's who is now living in the present day, anyone got any good ideas?

      Trying to come up with some new, eccentric ideas about vampires and how to kill them etc.

      Dont want my story to be the same as everyone elses stories want something unique.

      Thankyou :)

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      Malvor 5 years ago

      And no they are not real, at least not as the media portrays them. But there are actual people with vampire bibles who believe they are vampires, and same goes for lycans. These losers don't deserve to exist, they will die.

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      Malvor 5 years ago

      I hate Vampires and Lycans, and as soon as Im done collecting my arsenal and recruiting, I'm hitting all the havens for 4 straight months. They will die. Maybe I'll hit up John, if he's real.

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      JOHNROLFES 5 years ago

      STOP

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      Blade's Apprentice 5 years ago

      Actually Dracula didn't die from a stake to the heart. Quincey Morris, the cowboy dude, cut his throat with a combat knife.

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      Frau 5 years ago

      My 2 cents here. If you believe vampires run around with super strength eating the helpless and innocent more power to ya. or even you believe they *sparkle* in the sunlight... well i suppose thats acceptable (tho im deeply saddened by this). Is it so hard to let things be as they are? People are eccentric and I think it's great.

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      Darren 5 years ago

      Are you people fucking retarded? No, vampires do not exist. Even if they did, this would prove the "facts" for you

      1) They have ultra-plasma in their blood - which is what gives them their strength, speed, longevity etc. Plasma is EXTREMELY sensitive to the ultraviolet rays in the sunlight. This is why we can get skin cancer and such. Vampires would be destroyed by sunlight. Not only that, but the light of the moon is just reflected UV rays - vampires would burn during they night as well.

      2) Vampires are "dead" they are not living. In order to think, move, talk, eat, drink, etc. they need a continuous blood flow and oxygen flow from their cells to the brain. This would make them 100% mortal, just like us. Even IF they fed on blood, they would just be like a normal person - no super strength, no agility, no immortality. They would easily be levelled with a 12-gauge.

      3)Vampires are legends - myth. Inventions of fantasy for those who enjoy a good thrill. Even IF they exist, which they do not and CAN NOT, we would have means to dispose of them - bombs, grenades, guns, swords, military, etc. And let's not forget...it would be semi-racist to say that ALL vampires would be bad - if they can think like us (which they are portrayed to do) then they can understand morals, and the difference between right and wrong. But still. They do not exist. They never have, and never will. Good day to you all.

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      madelyn 5 years ago

      there is NO such thing as vampires i watchted fred2 an its not ture u ppl r hlusonating

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      Anon 5 years ago

      Twilight... Nuf said that is why you should kill vampires

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      james braselton 5 years ago

      hi there not a ufo space vampier big bang generators big bang engines and is a true anti buy buy species nothing can defeat it

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      bael 5 years ago

      wow you know i feel like life suddenly woke me up out of bed at 3am on a monday night and rapped me then made fate come in and fuck up my life... whatever ya know oh an btw @ehothewerepika wow you came back for like a total of 5 days

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      vampire 5 years ago

      well im a vampire and i love it and its not bad i mean im a kind of vampire that doesnt drink blood and im normal its just i have everything like hurt by sun and holy water and silver bullets that effect me but I DO NOT DRINK BLOOD!!!!!!! ok read the BIG letters again

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      Tyeye 5 years ago

      U guys really think a silver bullet will kill a vamp the methods of killing a vamp has change over the years

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      facesucker 5 years ago

      i loved this page

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      FearTheReaper 5 years ago

      I have had a startling epiphany! Vampires and werewolves and zombies have become 100% lame thanks to Stephanie Meyer and Hollywood. What is cool however are more hidden things. Like demons, or jackrabbits, or Smurfs. (hahaha Smurf houses are shrooms!) But I have a suggestion for all of you. If you have no life and spend all day obsessing over vampires, you need a hobby. Like suicide. Or homicide. Or matricide, genocide, or my personal favorite, dieticide. (The killing of a god)Warning, if you are going to commit suicide, be sure to use a clean bullet, because a rusty bullet may give you tetnis, and the tetnis will make you die. Have a nice life being virgins for eternity!

      @CountAlucard,ehothewerepika, Alex

      Rock on buddy, rock on.

      @Lucien

      Go die in a hole you piece of shit chihuahua.

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      Wolf'sblood 5 years ago

      @ D BRING IT ON BITCH. NAME A DATE AND TIME AND I'LL BE THERE AS BEST AS I CAN. IF NOT COME AND FIND ME . I WILL ENJOY KILLING U 4 ALL UR KIND HAS DUN.

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      Aww really okay :(

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      Sigh never mind my post. Never mind my hub. I JUST BOYCOTTED HP BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SCAMMY. Maybe that's why Keny Luger left, to deactivate his account naturally? Well I guess I won't be here for long after all

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      theplayerofgames 5 years ago

      Hey guys, it's me, ehothewerepika. I wrote a hub.

      http://theplayerofgames.hubpages.com/hub/How-To-Fi...

      "Like fighting vampires, you need the right weapons to do so. But unlike fighting vampires, you don't have to get your hand dirty...except for pen marks, I guess."

      It might not help you powerful beings out there, but it would be nice if you could take a look!

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      YAY! Know we can get this started!

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      theplayerofgames 5 years ago

      Hey it's ehothewerepika here. I'm going to be going into the hub-writing business. Keep an eye out for my hubs on random things: surviving high school, what creates fear, game reviews, etc. Thanks guys

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      and ironically I spelled my own name wrong. fml

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      ehotherwerepika 5 years ago

      badspellersareback

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      M slayer 5 years ago

      Guess whos back and alive and not bitten or dead lol

      slayerrr u still with us? plz tell me ur ok , oh and iv been surviving in the woods for days now im finaly home, so wats up everyone

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      @ehothewerepika I'm great.

      Really we have to get this hub back in gear! For Star Trek, Doctor Who, Demons and proper Vampires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      ehothewerepika 5 years ago

      @FeartheReaper: Thanks! By the way, I'm sorry to say this, but I can't answer any of your questions :( The only real connection I have with vampires is that I write about them...sigh...sorry.

      @Asmodeus: Hey man I'm using your name in that story I'm writing and it's going really well btw!

      @Bael: Hey yeah I only come here when I'm bored out of my ass. Yeah...noone does talk about the hub anymore -_- all they do is pretend to be awesome and argue.

      @Dalec Sec: Hey so how are you?

      PS: I might not come here often, but I might check in...every...uh once in a while

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      bael 5 years ago

      hey yeah so whats GOING ON MOTHERFUCKERS

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      bael 5 years ago

      hey yeah so whats GOING ON MOTHERFUCKERS

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      lust maker 5 years ago

      YEAH me and bael DO MAN BUT,a lot of times i post comments but for some trucking reason they don't show

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      ela 5 years ago

      with whot a gun we can a vampire i won to now

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      We need to get this page back in line we all have to start commenting daily and talking to each other man!

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      bael 5 years ago

      yeah i know rite dude

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      I know right Asmodeus! This place used to be soooo much better!!! I miss you guys!!

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      I know right Asmodeus! This place used to be soooo much better!!! I miss you guys!!

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      lust maker 5 years ago

      hey @bael and @dalec sec have you dudes noticed nobody ever really talks about the hub anymore

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      bael 5 years ago

      great yeah that war with those ogres ended about a month ago they surrendered and ya know stuff... so hows it been with you @Dalek sec and i aint gay neither man

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      Bael!!!!! I missed you!!!!!!! *hugs* Shut up I'm not gay but anyway.. How are you buddy?

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      bael 5 years ago

      and GODDAMMIT count your motherfuckin right this was our page if i could id do all their moms with out rubber!! THEN i wouldn't pay child support haha then id be all like welcome to hell and start beatin the crap outta them

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      bael 5 years ago

      hey whats goin on @Dalek sec im diggin the new name change count alucard

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      @Lust Maker OMG! Its me Count Alucard Hubpages deleted my account! -__- I miss you AND YEAH ALL THESE BASTARDS TOOK OVER....*COCKS RIFLE* Lets get our page back

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      Dalek Sec 5 years ago

      @Lust Maker OMG! Its me Count Alucard Hubpages deleted my account! -__- I miss you AND YEAH ALL THESE BASTARDS TOOK OVER....*COCKS RIFLE* Lets get our page back

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      keith159 5 years ago

      at last i can kill robert pattison

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      lust maker 5 years ago

      hey @ehothewerepika man its me bael we havent talked in a while i miss u man @count alucard u craazy son of a bitch i miss u too man we used to talk like evry day and now a bunch of weirdos toke over

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      lust maker 5 years ago

      hey if anyone remembers me my name is asmodeus i am one of the 7 princes of hell me and my brother belphegor or bael used to go on here all the time but we went on here less and less and what happened ehothewerepika u started comin back on here again and what happened to mr.spock and i thought count alucard died man nobodys on this but wannabes nowadays