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Hubpages Aunties

Updated on March 11, 2011

Aunty - An older women of some attraction

I really don't get it, why does the term Hubpages Aunties attract a 1000 searchers a month

Aunty, Auntie's - An older women that you find attractive. From the English word for an aunt

- From a Tamil slang guide

So if Aunties are attractive older women why do all the articles lead to young hot women? Clearly the term should be associated with a non-western MILF style site. Usually, one would have to pay to view such stuff, but luckily due to culture differences we can offer free soft core corn (intentional misspelling) for our international visitors

Why aren't the articles related to older dating or an older men dating service who presumably like older women or older women dating sites. Or even younger men older women dating sites? - see what I did there, lol

What's with this Auntie's fetish?

Well there is one thing I have learned in this internet business, if they want it, give it to them. There must be some reason people choose to spend months stealing photographs without citation or artistic accreditation and publishing here at hubpages.

So, I will discover what the process is all about, by publishing this hub on famous western aunties. Using only creative commons and public domain imagery

Aunt Dolly: Dolly Parton Photo

Hot Aunt Dolly

Dolly Parton has been an american beauty and sex symbol for years. She is also the punchline on hundreds of jokes.

But, not only is she an actress and an accomplished singer, she is a Hot Auntie!

In real life, Dolly Parton isĀ  Miley Cyrus' Godmother and as a result appears as her Aunt Dolly in the wildly successful, Hannah Montana series. But she wont be appearing in the movies.

Older women date MacGuyver

These two beautiful older women have been stars on primetime for over a decade now. Selma and Patty are not just hot movie stars, they have the added sexy bonus of being identical twins.

But keep your pants on guys, one of them is playing for your team!

Hot Aunties- Selma and Patty from the Simpsons

The most famous Aunt of all, Auntie Em

She is definitely not in Kansas anymore

Auntie Edna : On Vacation

Aunt Edna finally goes on a worthwhile vacation

Little known fact: After the Diet fad revolution hit America, Aunt Jemimah toured the country promoting her new Lite syrup

Aunt Jemimah : Hotter than a Pancake

What are you doing here!

See results

This hub is merely an experiment to see the effectiveness of keyword rich photo file names and their effect on SERPS for a moderately searched but low paying term.

All imagery is derived from public domain imagery or CC , commercial use, modifiable, non-attribute required sources.

If you are still reading at this point, i suggest you move along...your brain is melting

The complete book of aunts

Did these Hot Aunties get your rocks off?

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    • sunforged profile imageAUTHOR

      sunforged 

      7 years ago from Sunforged.com

      @hospitalera - earnings on this hub are complete garbage, it attracts non-us traffic so it is mostly valueless to advertisers and useless for ebay/amazon as I present it. hubs like these will bring down your overall earning capacity from your adsense portfolio. I intentionally sabotaged this hub many times when traffic started to pick up. It has seen 10K views from g.com alone and probably has earned less than 3.00 ever. I did it for fun and research i do NOT suggest wasting your time with this model.

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      hospitalera 

      8 years ago

      Global Monthly Search Volume for [hubpages aunties] is now at 5,400, rofl, seems this whole thing has developed a live on its own! BTW, would you share visitor statistics and average earning results with us? Just to give us an indication on how well this kind of hub can do ;-) SY

    • Tim Blackstone profile image

      Tim Blackstone 

      8 years ago

      I found this hub through doing some searches about hubpages myself. It is hard to understand why anyone would look for hubpage aunties rather than just aunties, if that is what they want.

      Maybe they are looking for glamorous hubpage authors? I don't think they'll be finding me if that is the case but maybe someone should do a hub about glamourous hubbers?

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      Jeffrey Neal 

      8 years ago from Tennessee

      Awesome hubpages aunties...very gorgeous...my pants are expanding...

      ;-)

      Uh oh, my brain has melted...but seriously. This is a funny experiment. I used to try keyworded filenames for photos, but realized as you did that they are changed when uploaded, so now I don't bother. If I want the keywords with photos, I use the caption text. A couple of my hubs get regular traffic from google images though, but I'm not sure how images with a filename consisting of numbers and no caption text consistently get found. The G's algo is definitely "smart."

    • viryabo profile image

      viryabo 

      8 years ago

      LOLLLLL!!

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      Laurel Rogers 

      8 years ago from Bishop, Ca

      I had so many aunties in my life I barely remember them all-but none so fetching as Aunt Dolly!

    • sunforged profile imageAUTHOR

      sunforged 

      8 years ago from Sunforged.com

      Well, I hope I got a few smiles, i had been sitting on the keyword idea for a bit and ha d a bit of a writing and photoshop block going on, so i used this hub to get the ball rolling again.

      As far as stats go, my initial experiment is already completed, unlike our own sites, when we upload images to hubpages the file name is changed, so having the keyword rich file names seems to have been defeated.

      ...did you see what i did there, points to how i changed a .05 cent return to 1.50+ return

    • sabrebIade profile image

      sabrebIade 

      8 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Saw the title and had to look.

      LOL

      Great!

    • dohn121 profile image

      dohn121 

      8 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

      Yes, I'm curious to see how many hits you get on this hub. I don't know of any other Hubbers that are "experimenting" with any of their hubs. This is a booby trap if I ever saw one (pun definitely intended). Good stuff.

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      Linda Myshrall 

      8 years ago

      You never fail to spark curiosity... I Hope you will publish a hub on your research results, as it's sure to be entertaining. :)

    • Friendlyword profile image

      Friendlyword 

      8 years ago from house9466@yahoo.com

      Maybe I could make some money on my hubs. If I understood a word you said. But, what I saw will be very helpful. Putting ads right in the middle of your text, related to the particular subject of that paragraph is something I never would have thought of on my own. Thank you, Baby Boy!

    • sunforged profile imageAUTHOR

      sunforged 

      8 years ago from Sunforged.com

      @carol, the stat is from adwords keyword tool for the keyword "hubpages"

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      Carolyn Blacknall 

      8 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Did you look up that statistic in hubpages or on Google? Very interesting and funny hub. - Carol

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      Shari 

      8 years ago from New York, NY

      i love Aunties. . though my niece thinks that I am not old enough looking for her to refer me to that one. . so i am just Shari to her and I take it as a very high compliment,, ,

      but someday I do hope there will be some little ones running around calling me Grammmy,, ,but that is years off ;)

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      Andria 

      8 years ago

      Hot toasted bacon sandwiches do it for me. Not really an auntie fetish I guess but at least the word 'hot' is in the sentence.

      Amusingly hot :)

    • GPAGE profile image

      GPAGE 

      8 years ago from California

      VERY funny! Really........ha

      GPAGE

    • Bail Up ! profile image

      Bail Up ! 

      8 years ago

      Crazy hub but got my attention!

    • Aya Katz profile image

      Aya Katz 

      8 years ago from The Ozarks

      Sunforged, that was funny! In many parts of the world, "aunt" is a way that children refer to women they don't know. Every woman is an aunt.

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