Is This World A Joke?
Seems that we are funny people by nature and didn't explore or explode that vein in here.
Seriously, we need to vent some tensions regarding the state of this world in crisis and our own economy; or like JT Walters would say, "the state of the righteous 1% from DC, that don't include me!!"
Let's see what mister master minder has for us. Come on Sir 'mind', enough of this rhyme.
The world is actually a joke. The funny part is that God 'knows it' and he is behind the scenes, having enough time to pull some strings...that are not visibly attached.
"Be fair", judge with fairness, don´t tilt the scales. That can apply to us Hubbers also, but can you imagine trying yourself to be fair with your own money? Whoever created currency and applied to his/her own misery, is actually telling the one above, "You were right Lord, Money is the root of evil. "Okay ex CEO on Earth, back to the back burner!!"
This is a deeper thought. As deep as our own Country:
"A Government big enough to give you everything you want,
is big enough to take away everything you have"
This should be the motto for the IRS and we all...all will be fine with this reminder. By the way, Thomas Jefferson wrote it!
BACK TO MOTHER... MOTHER LAND
Let's make our mind and find those funny moments that,... hum!, at one time passed us by. Like angels taking a break at midday and... hearing things that we were not supposed to hear. Sorry lord! Mea culpa!
Here we go:
A new substitute teacher enters the classroom of these 7th graders in Suburb New Jersey. He tries his best to use his skills from social studies, and starts asking some average questions in order to 'break the ice' and get to know these 13 years old pre-teen kids (monsters!).
"Okay Randy, How old was your cat you said?... the one you were telling us about?"
"two years old Teacher, why?" responds this kid with a sweet voice, puffy face and freckles. "Just asking Randy, and what about the sex?" replies the teacher getting a little sarcastic. "Me? not yet, the cat? virgin as his master...so far."
The class burst into laughing so loud, causing the fire alarm to go off!
"Class! Silence please! You see what you have caused Randy? I was asking about your cat's sex. Meaning... if it was a 'she' or a 'he'...you know?
REAL STORIES EVEN FROM WORK
Friends at work did this one...and they were bad!, really mean!
We have a group of Electricians that are constantly going around our Printing Presses for troubleshooting and preventive procedures regulated by OSHA.
This Electrician in particular, the one who loves to eat and the 'whole nine yards' from any fast food premises was the victim victim of the day... of our 'busy fellow employees.'
He bought a Jeep, We think it was a Liberty which comes with the spare tired on the back of the 4x4; an actual real bumper that can help you to hold back the f## guy who just argued with his wife!!
For his good luck we would read this, "LIFE IS GOOD" on the back of the tire cover. One of our creative Machine operators (Pressman), of course who else!, did change the wording by just altering one letter.
Two weeks driving like that, our fellow Electrician with a Union position and all!, found with anger this new phrase: 'LIFE IS FOOD'
He wanted to find the guy who did it! He even asked our bosses to check into the C.C. security cameras, but all did look... the other way.
A WOMAN'S WORST FEAR
This is a true story:
This fellow friend haven't had intimacy from HIS wife in six months and suddenly the day came that... err! she wanted to get her share of the deal in bed.
He flagrantly and conspicuously said, "nope! Screw you"
She was mad and desperately in need to get him 'hurt,' after his denial. She just wanted to share nature and love with him; you know what we mean?
"I'll call the Cops and tell them that you hit me...if you don't make love to me!" Said our Jane to Tarzan,
" Hold it, I will call them myself! to cover my 'assets'," He said. " You have the nerve Jane!"
The cops arrived 10 minutes later, wondering who got hit this time, thinking themselves it was another domestic violence incident. "code 332 charlie, false alarm!" said the Cop to the dispatcher.
THREE MINUTES LATER
"You mean guys!! that you, my man! called us because you didn't want to have intimacy with your wife?"
"Yeah! She was threatening me to call you guys first, so I did her a favor." Wife was fuming all embarrassed and wanted to get some heavy tool from her basement.
The couple of cops, a female and a male taking notes and telling their back up not to show up... due to this 'fatal calling', start the 'obvious grinning' and walk out for a second. Both return back to the Crime scene... and the male Cop, getting serious says, "listen guys, we don't have time for this kind of marital and private issue behind doors, you know? Next time any of you call again, we will make sure either one will spend the night behind bars. Are we clear?"
Other links from us..take a minute!
- AN INSIDE TRADER AT THE DOORS OF HEAVEN
an stock market employee dies suddenly and ends up at heaven's gate. Saint peter and even George Washington, will confront him for his swindling and monetary moves.
- SO YOU THINK YOU CANNOT LAUGH-SERIOUSLY
A PATROL CAR STOPS A GUY WHO WENT AGAINST THE TRAFFIC. UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN HE IS READY TO GO..TURNS INTO REVERSE INSTEAD OF FORWARD. COP GETS A SURPRISE HIT...ouch!