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It's A Funny World!

Updated on July 15, 2014
Laugh away!
Laugh away!

Who Doesn't Like Jokes?

Those funny one liners can crack you up big time! Especially when you're down and out, by just reading one or two of funny liners can cheer you up almost instantaneously, doesn't it? I am a big fan of one liners -- funny ones, of course.

I go through them now and then just to cheer me up and make my mood a lil bit lighter and it always succeed in doing so! I love to read anything funny, I mean who doesn't?

I am going to highlight some of the funny liners that bring a smile to my face. This is just a small collection. Rest of them can be found in my Funny One Liners page. Sit back, relax and enjoy!


My List Of Some Of My Favorite One Liners

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Do you enjoy funny one liners?

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    • aefrancisco profile image

      aefrancisco 7 years ago from somewhere down the road

      HA! HA! HA!

      your hub is great! It made me smile.

      thanks for sharing :)

    • IslandVoice profile image

      Sylvia Van Velzer 7 years ago from Hawaii

      I love funny one liners! This was fun!