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It's Called THERAPY Hee hee
Therapy...there are many forms of it to help many different problems...like when you get injured...or when you have a medical problem...or when your mind needs a break...when your heart has been broken...or just when daily problems get the best of you...things are tough these days with the economy and people out of jobs...and to me laughter is a simple way of easing some of the pain...Jokes and funny things aren't always the way and may not be appropriate all the time...but I found these silly things an thought I would share them...Well here I go again...and it feels good to laugh and some how we need to maintain some sort of level of sanity...
I may get in trouble here with Hubs because it is not all my own but we shall find out...one way or the other...:O)
I wish I was smart enuf to think of all these things...but am so glad some one is...so again I had to share some thoughts with you..."Life must be lived with Love and Humor...Love to understand and Humor to Endure" author unknown...
"You feel Happiness through what you experience, not because of what you are." author unknown...
This is a wonderful place to be and such nice people live here..and I Thank you all for always being beside me to guide me and teach me, cause we are never to old to learn something everyday...
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get..
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face..
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,
'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.