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It's Called THERAPY Hee hee

Updated on February 23, 2009

Therapy...there are many forms of it to help many different problems...like when you get injured...or when you have a medical problem...or when your mind needs a break...when your heart has been broken...or just when daily problems get the best of you...things are tough these days with the economy and people out of jobs...and to me laughter is a simple way of easing some of the pain...Jokes and funny things aren't always the way and may not be appropriate all the time...but I found these silly things an thought I would share them...Well here I go again...and it feels good to laugh and some how we need to maintain some sort of level of sanity...

I may get in trouble here with Hubs because it is not all my own but we shall find out...one way or the other...:O)

I wish I was smart enuf to think of all these things...but am so glad some one is...so again I had to share some thoughts with you..."Life must be lived with Love and Humor...Love to understand and Humor to Endure" author unknown...

"You feel Happiness through what you experience, not because of what you are." author unknown...

This is a wonderful place to be and such nice people live here..and I Thank you all for always being beside me to guide me and teach me, cause we are never to old to learn something everyday...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With

Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer

At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .

Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get..

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face..

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,

'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 5 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Feline Prophet..Ok if you say so... thanks for commenting my dear :O) Hugs G-Ma

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      Feline Prophet 5 years ago

      Keep laughing...and keep us laughing, G-Ma! :)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 5 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      shiningirisheyes...Glad you found it too, I had forgotten how funny it was and is even 4 years later...think I will post it to FB..LOL...Thanks for commenting and God Bless...:O) Hugs G-Ma

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      What a devilish mind you have, my dear. This is GREAT!!! I had a good laugh and I also can't wait to try out a few of these. I can not tell you how well written this was. Your humor comes through loud and clear and so does that wonderful sense of humor.

      Great write and glad I found it.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      K@ri:: Good girl....do a few extra for me...LOL G-Ma Hugs

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      Kari Poulsen 8 years ago from Ohio

      LOL G-Ma!! I'm going to practice up on my skipping :D

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Well silly girl I am glad it brought you back here....how sweet you are...G-Ma HUGS :O) and Peace

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      Michelle Simtoco 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hi G-Ma I came back today to read again and laugh again. Last time, I laughed so hard at the condoms and letting the children go due to bad economy. Now its imaging me sitting in the car with sunglasses on and pointing a hair dryer and telling someone do yu want fries with that? I will do that tomorrow. LOL

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Misha..Is this really you? Handsome lad that you are ??? Glad you 'cracked up' cause you look so stern in the pic...and thanks sweetie for the comment..as always G-Ma :O) Hugs * Peace

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      Misha 8 years ago from DC Area

      You one sick G-Ma you, you cracked me up :)

      Thanks and hugs :)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Sally and marie sue...Thanks both of you for your sweet comments...Hope all is well...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      marisuewrites 8 years ago from USA

      Hi G-ma, nice to see you smiling, and you made me smile too!! =))

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      Sherri 8 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

      Well, as far as the HubPolice go, if you didn't write down all this stuff by other people, then I never would have seen it, and I never would have laughed so hard, and I wouldn't have had as much fun on HubPages as I have today. So there, HPP! (Hair dryer and sunglasses for me...I think they'll go well with my big black shiny car.)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Hope can one get too many hugs???Thanks for stopping in sweetie...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      topstuff 8 years ago

      Aha it brought a smile on my face.Thanks G ma.I think ill practise one or two.Thumbs up and too many hugs today.

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      ripplemaker...You silly lady...am glad you liked it though, which was your fav? Thanks for stopping by sugar...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Michelle Simtoco 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      I told Daisy about this hub and shared it also to my officemates...we ended laughing again. :-) thanks for the treat!

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      I did GT Thanks...Lmao tho anyways...Hugs G-Ma :O)

      Thanks Wandererh...glad you were smiling and nice to see you again...G-ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      G-Ma, read your e-mail!

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      David Lim 8 years ago from Singapore

      Pure genius. I especially like No 4, where you put decaf in the coffee maker. I can imagine what happens on the day when you switch back to normal coffee 3 weeks later. :)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Awww... Funride my dear...are you doing alright? I hope so and If I brought a smile to your handsome face that is a good thing...and trying to say 'HUBHUGS' for the first time seemed funny LOL...Bless You and thanks for the comment,,Love G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Ripplemaker...Hi sweetie...and yes laughter helps us all...we all laugh for different reason's and at different things tho...Thanks for the comment...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      TOF..wink wink...sounds rather interesting...hummmm...Thanks G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

      ELENA..Hee heee that's just too funny, sure would like to see the cowboy hat scene...you are a dear and I also liked the intercom one.."page yourself and don't disguise your voice "  Thanks for the comment...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Ricardo Nunes 8 years ago from Portugal

      LOL I was really needing this laughs. Thank you so much G-Ma, you sure know how to put my insanity on a healthy level. Hubhugs...

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      Michelle Simtoco 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      Hahahahahah I love it G-Ma! Bring on the laughter all the time...it's a great way to keep sane in an insane world. Hugs...

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      Elena. 8 years ago from Madrid

      All of those are pretty excellent ideas!! I know I want to try sitting in a car, maybe in the hood, with sunglasses on and the hair dryer... and maybe I'll wear my cowboy hat! Laugh! Diet water is rather cool, too, I'm pretty sure I can pull that off with a straight face next time I'm out to dinner!! In my younger days, I used to order "vodka & orange juice, alcohol free". The barmen used to look at me like I'd lost it. I kept a straight face and said, "what? do you have any orange juice with alcohol? if so I'll take that" :-P

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      The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

      G-Ma, I should think that if a lady of mature years tried it on an adenoidal young male assistant all 'ell would break loose (hint hint, wink wink.)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      TOF... you are so funny and yes I have the vision you are presenting me...LOL Thanks hun for commenting...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

      G-ma. CC, on 14 try looking at the packet with a puzzled expression and asking - " how do they work?"

      This hub goes straight to my jokes folder. Ta.

      TOF

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Just_Rodney...Thanks hun...seems like I fixed it though so not to worry...and I enjoyed your poem...that was sweet...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Triplet Mom...hee hee but it sure would be fun...thanks for the comment...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Rodney Fagan 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City

      G-Ma, well if the hub police come knocking on your door, open the window wide, stick your head out and yell out real loud "You'll never take me without a fight!".

      Great hub, the last one really got me laughing out loud!

      A spoon full of laughter

      makes your heart beat faster

      breaks that creaping tension

      puts a sparkle in your eye

      your lips twitch

      with a beaming smile

      that at least for the moment

      you feel

      alive

      still, calm, rested!

      ;-O

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      Triplet Mom 8 years ago from West Coast

      G-Ma thanks for the much needed laugh. I can just imagine my hubby doing number 14, he is constantly trying to embarrass me in some way!!

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Pam thanks hun is good to hear you enjoyed them...I also liked the one to page yourself and not change your voice..LOL..Thanks for the comment...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Pam Roberson 8 years ago from Virginia

      Diet water! ROFL! Angela beat me to the punch, but I'm going to do that one for real. In fact, you've totally corrupted me now, and I may do several of these. :D

      They were all funny, and I got a kick out of reading them. :)

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Cris A. you must have commented whilst I was editing...trying not to get in trouble with the Hub crew...whenever I try to put something in here that isn't all mine they yell at me...I will learn one of these days and hope it made you at least smile...Thanks dear for dropping in...LOL G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Angela...yes I bet that one will get a few looks..or even questions?  "Excuse me. what did you order"?then ask for a lemon wedge in your water..LOL  Thanks sweetie for commenting G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      C.C.Riter...Ha Ha I would love to see the clerk's face...that would be so funny...Good Luck and let me know ok???now to your story...Thanks for commenting G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Yep I agree G-Ma we need to be crazy and do crazy things sometimes. It adds spice to life and break the monotony. Thanks for sharing :D

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      Rongould...Nice to meet you and thanks for commenting and am happy if it made you smile...G-Ma :O) hugs & Peace

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      GT you rascal you...if you are having your 'game face' on why are you checking the Hubs out??? Oh let me guess???not out loud tho...don't work too hard hun...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      Angela Harris 8 years ago from Around the USA

      Love these. I am definitely going to try some of them out when I need a laugh. I think ordering diet water is first on my list.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      G-MA, you're funn. I loved the last one. Got to do that osme time when a girl is at the counter.

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      rongould 8 years ago

      All of those are great - you must also call in to work 'well' regularly. LOL! Best chuckle I've had today!

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      You got me smiling G-Ma! And I'm at work now, I'm supposed to have my game face on.