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Funny Kim Kardashian Facts Jokes and Quotes

Updated on August 15, 2015

Kim Kardashian One Liner

Do you know that Kim Kardashian has 16.5 million followers on the Twitter? It means that 16.5 million people are interested in what she has to say. Gossip sites and blogs quote every word of Kim like “I do”. Hope you will enjoy the following funny quotes and one liner jokes about Kim Kardashian gossip and enjoy sharing these lines of humor on Facebook status, Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr.

Kim Kardashian's dumbest quotes

  • Americans are too interested in Kim Kardashian and pop culture to pay attention.
  • Dear Kim Kardashian, We don't care what you wore yesterday or today. We don't care what new car you are driving this week. Can you and other selfish people like you stop posting stupid stuff on the Twitter?
  • Kim Kardashian inspired all these stupid girls to let their inner madness come out.
  • Nobody talks about anything meaningful or important anymore, it's almost always small talk or gossip about the latest JerseyShore or Kim Kardashian nonsense.
  • It’s weird, the news was broadcasting the hurricane and right after they changed to "what Halloween costumes the Stars were going to wear" made me feel better knowing what Kim Kardashian was going to be although millions are in trouble.
  • Can Sarah Palin just go away and take Kim Kardashian with her. Here are two stupid people that the media are trying to keep. Just let these two idiots go away...far away.
  • A few things that I can think of at the moment I don't ever want the world to be without: My family, my boyfriend, my weird sense of humor, love, money, Kim Kardashian, Facebook, Hello Kitty and Instagram.
  • I am thinking of you and hoping Sandy speeds out of your life faster than Kim Kardashian changes husbands and boyfriends.
  • What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both mess up the whole east coast to get on TV.
  • I had awesome dream, I had to bring Kim Kardashian and Patrick Star, their cereal, because they're on the same dumbness level.
  • Dear Internet, Kim Kardashian is not sexy, or hot, nor is she "looking good". She is a less than average looking girl who is not interesting and is in no way what I think of when people say "Celebrities". That goes all about your day.
  • On Yahoo's "OMG" they have celebrity tweets, when I crawl across the bottom of the screen. The first one was Kim Kardashian and I'm out.
  • So I got to work and see that my staff has been replaced by Kim Kardashian, a dragon, a mad scientist, a gnome, an owl and soon we will be joined by an old man, a zebra, a spider and a scary monster!
  • Genetic Engineering in any form is scary, but mostly when it comes to humans. I'm sorry but the last thing we need is a bunch of Kim Kardashian look-a-likes running around.
  • K97.5 is crazy they have Kim kardashian moaning on the radio early this morning.
  • Some are worried about others and some are worried about themselves but Kim Kardashian is busy with posting about herself.
  • The woman who poured flour on Kim Kardashian was arrested on site. The man who stalked and murdered Trayvon Martin is free. And with the help of donations from all across the country, someone is a millionaire right now.
  • Keep your relationships on the DL (down low) not on your TL (time line) then maybe it'll last longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
  • To the television networks and to me, reality TV shows are nothing but 'commercial fillers'. It costs nothing to make those shows. None of us should even know what the hell a Kardashian is or how to spell it.
  • I had a dream, I was a judge on X factor and it was down to me weather Kim Kardashian or Kanye won and I went with Kanye.
  • Dear diary: What does Chelsea Clinton and Kim Kardashian have in common? They're both only famous because of their dads.
  • I think maybe Kim Kardashian shouldn't have a pet. Perhaps she should start with a Chia pet.
  • I can't believe I'm going to say this but I have gained just a little respect for Kim Kardashian. She knows who needs to be kept in the white house!
  • Word of advice to anyone who is planning on getting married: Try not to date someone else four or five months later.
  • I am looking forward to filling the neighborhood with the sounds of creaking doors, ghoulish laughs and Kim Kardashian quotes.

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    • Quoteslover profile image

      Quotes Lover 5 years ago

      Many thanks

    • vespawoolf profile image

      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Oh my goodness! Kim Kardhashian is big news in the U.S. We somehow miss that here in Peru. These quotes are too funny!