Landover Baptist Church Website
Landover Baptist Church, An Antidote to the Westover Baptist Church and Rev. Terry Jones
The Landover Baptist Church's satirical website is an antidote to the virulent antics of Koran burner, Rev. Terry Jones and the Westover Baptist Church in recent years at military funerals, claiming that the soldiers' deaths represent vengance of God for our country's tolerance of homosexuality.
I'm not sure who the sacrilegious creators of the Landover Baptist site are, but they provide a humorous counterweight to the fanatical Westover "Baptists."
Evangelicals beware! If you're looking for a few sacralegious laughs, explore the Westover "Baptist" site linked below.
Westover Baptist Church Website
Koran Burner Rev. Terry Jones Creepier than You Think
- Koran Burner: Creepier Than You Think | The Smoking Gun
Public Documents, Mug Shots
Landover Baptist Church Website A Little Humor for the Heathens!
- Landover Baptist | Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome
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Landover Baptist Church's Top Ten Banned Christmas Toys
- LUCIFER\'S TOY CHEST 2010
THE TOP 10 BANNED CHRISTMAS TOYS FOR 2010! Landover Baptist's annual list of the most dangerously deceptive Christmas toys Satan created this year!
Jesus Clothing and Gear
Get your Jesus T-shirts, thongs bumper stickers and other Christian items at the Landover Baptist Church store linked below
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AUTHOROur Baptist researchers found out the hard way that the Kinect Sensor makes use of body movements and gyrations in a particularly unfamiliar and disturbing activity called, "dancing." After experimenting with the device for nearly two days, three Baptist Pastors were hospitalized with broken hips, two 14 year old girls were accidentally impregnated, and one 10-year old boy had his testicles permanently damaged
glad you added the ads :D
- AUTHOR
The way I heard it was "Because it might lead to dancing!"
that site is great...
you know why baptists don't make love standing up, don't you?
...people will think they are dancing. :)
- AUTHOR
Thanks for the suggestion!
:)
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