Limericks Based on Movie and TV Characters
Limericks based on Movie and TV Characters
This collection of limericks uses heroes and characters from TV and movies for inspiration. I have tried to select characters, TV shows and movies that most people are familiar with. Hopefully at least some of these give you a laugh.
Superman the Man of Steel,
Met Salvador Dali in the town of Medfield.
He said, 'Paint my picture
As a top baseball pitcher."
The red sox and cape looked surreal.
The Ultimate Bond Girl
James Bond Agent 007,
Was so suave and attractive to women,
Though the girl he adored
Was called Pussy Galore,
A name that was made in Man's Heaven.
I once owned a pet alpaca
That hated the smell of tobacc(a).
When I lit up a smoke,
He'd cough and he'd choke.
His face would distort like Chewbacca.
The Incredible Flash
A superhero named the Flash
From here to there would always dash.
He rushed into a tunnel,
Now he's poured through a funnel,
And the train was delayed in the crash.
A Girl Called 'Pond'.
There once was a girl they called 'Pond'.
Of 'The Doctor' she was quite fond.
Though 'Rory' she wed,
What got into her head?
As companion for 'Who', she belonged.
A mystery writer named 'Castle'
Caused the New York police quite a hassle.
His attraction to Beckett
Made the situation delicate,
Because with her he wanted to wrestle.
Star Trek the Next Generation
Captured many an imagination.
Though the original show,
Went where others won't go.
Mr Spock the show's greatest creation.
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