"Hey, I'm down here Clutzo brain, did you ever take a look at me, while your stuffing your fat gullet, remember how shiny this floor used to be, before you worked so hard to dull it My face is covered with the many zits from your messy dribbled and unnibbled bits, your spills, your slops, some barley and hops, have you ever
purchased any mops, walking all over me as you stop and go, pause and give me a bath in some mop and glo!! petrified mashed potatoes smooshed everywhere, a curmudgeon of cream of beef rots right over there, squashed blueberries, peaches....and m+m's, did you ever catch the look on the face of your friends, enough bread crumbs to feed a thousand sparrows, enough leftovers to fill ten tiny gnomes wheelbarrows, kool-aid splashed from your toddlers sippy cups, mud and dirt by the back door, from boots and messy pups, grease thickly puddled super gooey by the stove, all the ants in town are finding this place a treasure trove, it's a vast Jackson Pollock, but it ain't worth a dime, I smell like a dumpster, so clean me some time, then you might be amazed at how white I can be, get a mop, scrub this slop, and set my brilliance free.
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