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Love Song To HubPages (Haiku)

Updated on July 16, 2012
Maybe he is playing a love song to HubPages?
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Inspiration For HubPages Love Song

Isn't it just so romantic when a guy pulls out his guitar and sings to his girlfriend, fiance', or wife? It is even more romantic when he has penned his own lyrics and sings a love song. Well, I do not have a girlfriend, fiance', or wife. That is strike one. I also do not have a guitar, nor do I know how to play a guitar. That is strike two. Since I am not fan of striking out and facing the humiliation, I have come up with a clever plan.

If you have been following me for some time, you will know that I have written a creative writing and a few poems based on my addiction to HubPages. Last night, while I was talking to some of my favorite hubbers (you know who you are), I was inspired to write and dedicate a song to HubPages. And since it is hard for me to resist being funny, I have decided to write a corny love song. I hope you enjoy this Haiku!

HubPages Love Song: "Oh How I Love Thee"

I make lots of friends

You inspire me to write

Oh how I love thee



I have grown so much

I can now edit capsules

Oh how I love thee



I receive fanmail

And get confused on hubscore

Oh how I love thee



Can follow people

Who in return follow me

Oh how I love thee



Love for HubPages

Like a rushing waterfall

Oh how I love thee



Refreshing homepage

To see all of the new comments

Oh how I love thee



Try to S E O

But fail epically

Oh how I love thee



If only google

Loved me but it is all right

Oh how I love thee



I do dream of you

As I rest my head to sleep

Oh how I love thee



Make my world go 'round

And you brighten up my day

Oh how I love thee



You are so awesome

Never cease to amaze me

Oh how I love thee



Check google adsense

And my amazon earnings

Oh how I love thee



Jump on hub hopper

To catch the latest hub buzz

Oh how I love thee



Overwhelmed with mail

And bookmarking friend's hubs

Oh how I love thee



Hop in the forum

Ask and answer some questions

Oh how I love thee



Fixing broken links

Checking hub violations

Oh how I love thee



Just like a fat boy

Loves his cake very much

Oh how I love thee



Voting up or down

Useful awesome and funny

Oh how I love thee



Publishing some hubs

And sharing on Pinterest

Oh how I love thee



Exploring topics

And supporting new hubbers

Oh how I love thee



Uploading new photos

And some Youtube videos

Oh how I love thee



Fun community

Voting for hubbie awards

Oh how I love thee



HubPages you are

My everything all in all

Oh how I love thee



Lots of stuff to do

Like reading love letters to Blake

Oh how I love thee



Why do I love you

Do you even have to ask

Oh how I love thee




Oh how I love thee

I love you oh so very much

Oh how I love thee









Love Song: My New Occupation

If you are in dire need of someone to write a love song for your engagement plan or for your significant other, let me know!

If you are looking for someone to write a love song to be sung at your wedding, let me know!

You can call me at 1-(800)-FUN-LOVE. I charge $99 per word, and an additional $35 for every stanza you want added to my stanza quota. I only write one stanza per love song. If that is not enough for you and your perfect little wedding or engagement, then too bad! I have many people to write songs for. My calendar is almost full to the brim!

So, make your decision and make it fast! I don't have to time to wait around. I must venture off and become famous! I will become better than the the "Biebster", and "Lady Gaga" can eat my dust! This Corny Love Song Writer is going to make his name known all over the globe! My stage name shall for now and forever more be, "Lyrical Loverboy".

I can see it now, making the headlines! My call center putting thousands of people on hold! Money flowing out of my eyeballs! This is the life for me! "Lyrical Loverboy!"


Loverboy: Heaven In Your Eyes"

My Love For HubPages Is Not Tainted!

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      Melanie Shebel 4 years ago from New Buffalo, Michigan

      Awesome hub! I can't believe I got to be the first to comment. Well now that I've commented this is a, "Uh uh tainted hub."

      HAHAHAHAHHAHahaha

      "This tainted hub you've written." :P

      Fab hub, though, love the poetry. :) Upvoted, awesome, funny, and all! :P

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Melbel,

      Thanks, glad you liked it! :) I wasn't sure how it would come out. Hilarious comment, I loved it!

      Thanks for the votes and take care now!

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      Kelly Umphenour 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Oh my, my my!

      Is Josh kinda high?

      How I love thee!!

      Hahaha

      Beautiful!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Kelly,

      ROFL Thanks for your funny comment! I enjoyed it! Have a good one! :)

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      Mary 4 years ago from From the land of Chocolate Chips,and all other things sweet.

      I couldn't stop laughing cute and funny hub.

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      Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

      This was absolutely awesome Josh. When you started talking about singing to a girlfriend or such playing the guitar in your intro, I don't know why but I pictured the scene from Animal House with John Belushi playing the guitar serenading the girls on the stairs and then smashing the guitar into a million pieces. Ok, so I am showing my age a bit there, but seriously loved this one just as usual! Voted up and shared too.

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      Tammy 4 years ago from North Carolina

      Wow.. I never would have been able to write such a touching love song with the words "edit capsule" and "hub vioatations." Guess this is why you are the expert Minstrel. I will consider you the next time I need a singing poet. This is hilarious!

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      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      hahahaha J, is that you? oh my,,how you've grown. hahaha lol, love your hub!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Josh, you are just full of fun! Now this is a hub I didn't expect, but oh how I love thee surprises! :)) Way to go!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Pretty,

      Thanks, glad you had a good laugh!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Janine,

      Glad you enjoyed it! Yes I am not familiar with that example, LOL. Thanks for voting and sharing!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Tammy,

      Glad you had fun reading this one! Have a good day!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      M,

      LOL, Yes it is me, thanks for reading and glad you liked it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Linda,

      LOL, why did you not expect it? :) Thanks for stopping by and for your continual support!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      How do I love thee, Hubpages, let me count 25 ways! Remember your 25 reasons to write here, Josh. Well done.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Michelle,

      Thanks for the continual support and I am glad you liked it! :)

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      Audrey Hunt 4 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Lyrical Loverboy -

      I will be your manager as you ride the road to fame.

      Oh how I love thee.

      And if your songs don't make it, I'll not take the blame

      Oh how I love thee

      Look out Beiber boy and Lady GaGa too

      Oh how I love thee

      This guy's taking over and there's no room for you

      Oh How I love thee

      The #1 album is "Love Song to Hubpages"

      Oh how I love thee

      Dedicated to friends who are all Hub sages

      Oh how I love thee

      My manager vocalcoach has set me up for life

      Oh how I love thee

      If she were 40 yrs younger I'd make her my wife

      Oh how I love thee.

      :-)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Audrey,

      HAHA, LOL Thanks for that awesome comment! :) Enjoyed it, have a great day!

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      iamaudraleigh 4 years ago

      Gggle out loud! Love

      'If only google

      Loved me but it is all right

      Oh how I love thee"!!

      You are hired!!!

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      Paula 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Josh.....Things have gone this far?......I don't know what to say.....I think you are hopelessly in love forever more. Too late to turn back now.....

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      Joseph De Cross 4 years ago

      Hahaha Effer, he would need to 'share' those high muses just to play the harp as we create more poetry. Josh! How I love thee..! Brother where art thou ?? I love your untainted love for HP. You have no hope. Forget examiner, or Klout! Great piece fellow hubber, that murder our laughing ..with a double stanza and some mac muffins.

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      Ann-Christin 4 years ago from UK

      I love it you made me smile :)

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      Joyce Haragsim 4 years ago from Southern Nevada

      Great hub that made me smile.

      Voted up and funny, Joyce.

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Awesome hub. Voted up! I like the imagery of hubpages to the waterfall. Josh, have you been flagging my hubs for violation. LOL... I enjoyed this very much.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Audra,

      LOL, glad you loved it, that was one of my favorite stanzas!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Paula,

      I know I know I am sorry, things have gone this far! LOL It is definitely too late to turn back now! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Joseph,

      HAHA ROFL, I am glad you loved it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Christin,

      I am glad this song made you smile! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Joyce,

      Awesome, glad you liked it!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Marlene,

      I am definitely not flagging your hubs! Where have you been the past few days?

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I guess I should have said "just what I expected" to come outta Josh's creative mind!:)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Linda,

      Ok that works, I will take that as a compliment! :)

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, Love is in the air. I have a feeling you will make BIG bucks.Ha

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Big giggle on this Tuesday nite. You apparently have a lot of time on your hands, cuz I still haven't mastered how to edit all the capsules or incorporate a video! Maybe Lyrical Loverboy should moonlight as Hub-A-Learn-And-Earn!

      Funny hub, Josh. You're really getting good. ( just need to learn the difference between "of" and "have" i.e. should have) Just sayin......

      Love Ya Fairy Godson!

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Hi Josh

      Write us a love song

      Oh Lyrical LoverBoy

      How we do love thee

      Loved it! ROFL

      Voted up up and away!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hey Sue,

      Thanks for leaving me a cool comment!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Brave,

      Awesome comment! Thanks! Lol. I know the difference! Just always forget :). Thanks though. Have a good night!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Always,

      Thanks, I wish! Lol.

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      Dana Strang 4 years ago from Ohio

      LOL! you have some really great lines here! When some lucky girl does catch you, boy is she in for a treat! Corny love songs are SO romantic! :o)

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      Annie Fenn 4 years ago from Australia

      Oh Josh, oh Josh,

      I'm in the mosh-

      pit, swooning,

      While you're

      a' crooning!!!

      You are so clever

      Better than Bieber

      I'll follow you forever!!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Dana,

      LOL, Thanks for commenting and for supporting me Dana!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Paula,

      HAHA ROFL! I love your comments on my hubs Paula! :)

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Hi Josh,

      I was just kidding. Just taking a break. Congratulations on your hubscore of 91. This was a cool hub! Voted up!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Marlene,

      I know lol. Oh ok gotcha. breaks are good! :) Thanks for the congrats.

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      your welcome. It's a good way to recharge your batteries every now and then.

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      when one stops and think about what you were trying to do here: this is awesome

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter99,

      Thanks! I think? :)

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      Madeleine Salin 4 years ago from Finland

      What can I say ... Unique and hilarious. LOL! :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Made,

      Thanks! I a glad you enjoyed it! :)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Your wonderful humor and great attitude ....oh, how I love thee.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Beckie, thanks. You ate the best! :)

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      Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

      Oh josh, what a fabulous, fabulous hub - how I love thee.....

      Very clever! a big vote up from me!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Lesley,

      Thanks! I enjoyed writing it!

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      acaetnna 4 years ago from Guildford

      Wow this was brilliant and SO romantic. Why aren't more guys like this!!!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aca,

      LOL, thanks for reading and commenting, I appreciate it!

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Amazing haiku josh. Interesting and funny as well. You are going to be a hit in your new occupation.

      Voted up awesome and interesting.

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Rajan,

      Thanks for your comment and votes, it is appreciated!

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      A.E. Williams 4 years ago from Hampton, GA

      lol... wow. That was definitely you. :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aubrey,

      Thanks so much! :)

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      Terrye Toombs 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Josh, you never cease to amaze me with your vast array of talents. :) Too funny!

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      Joshua Zerbini 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

      TT,

      Thanks so much for your awesome comment of encouragement! :)

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