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Male Celebrities I Hate

Updated on August 3, 2017

Close your mouth, dude

Why I Hate Sean P.Diddy Sean John Diddy Combs

Well, so much to hate and so little space. And by space I mean the entire space-time continuum. I think the most obvious thing to hate is the whole hip-hop spiel. It's played,but thanks anyway. If you really want to get into music, make actual music, please. We're over sampling and random people talking over slow music. No one cares anymore.

Of course, he doesn't really want to make music. He's into clothes or purfume or jewelry or whatever his profession is this week. New name, new career new ugly suit to wear. They say Britney Spears has multiple personalities, but I wonder if Sean John is really the one to watch on that front. Trying to make people think you are actually four people sucks.

Richard Gere mauling a young woman

Why I Hate Richard Gere

I'm a Buddhist! I'm a Buddhist! I'm a Buddhist! Thanks, Richie. I'm a freaking Roman Catholic but you don't see me running around the countryside yelling about it. Keep it to yourself. And while you're at it, keep yourself to yourself. The poor Indian woman he mauled onstage has been disgraced due to his behavior and faced legal charges.

Hey, I think most people will admit that he was semi-attractive back in the day. I think those same people will admit that that day is over. It's time to go home, make some soup and watch Matlock, Richie. Stay off my TV yapping about the Dali Lama. No one cares. Being an old, arrogant mauler sucks.

Donald Trump, his granddaughter and great-grandson

Why I Hate Donald Trump

No brainer. When you add ugly, stupid, ridiculous, snobby, homophobic and self-absorbed, there's nothing left not to hate. Besides all of those things, I'm a little insulted at his inference that he's fooled us into believing that he's getting younger. Dating women half his age and younger doesn't make him younger. The combover doesn't make him younger. His attempt to stay "hip" and "keen," which he still thinks are the slang of the day, is also not making him seem any younger. You are old. It's ok. Most people do get old. deal with it.

Why anyone would leave the fabulous Ivana Trump for an endless succession of useless skanks I can not imagine. He looks ridiculous with a new baby, and his attempts to look younger by holding a baby are sadder than Robert Redford wearing his coolest grunge outfit to Sundance this year. Barking and snarling to cover up your own feelings of inadequacy sucks.

George Clooney takes my advice and jumps off a cliff

Why I Hate George Clooney

I know, I know, he's the fantasy man of millions of women. That's not my fault. He's a cheesy loser and you all know it. Quick- name one decent movie he's ever been in! Ok, there was O Brother, but that's one movie out of the 500 he's been in. Not a good track record.

In addition to the crappy scripts he chooses, he ACTUALLY SAID that he's "not the marrying kind." Really? How unfortunate for humanity. We all wanted to see you breed and create hundreds of little losers who star in crappy movies. Woo hoo!

I can't imagine that he's ever done anything interesting in his entire life. And no, standing in front of a camera isn't interesting. From talking about ridiculous charities that don't actually help anyone to the constant snarking comments about his fellow actors, he manages to keep the spotlight on himself for doing absolutely nothing. Being a waste of space sucks.

Jude Law doing his unfortunate best move

Why I Hate Jude Law

He cheated on his girlfriend and slept with the nanny of his kids. Yeah, he's kind of hot. Yeah, he's been in a couple of good movies. Ok, he's aging pretty well. But you know what? He slept with his nanny while engaged to someone else. He's a freak. It's not my fault that other actors do crappy things- those actors suck too. Actors should be part of the same moral universe as the rest of us.

His personality is bland enough that he didn't have much leeway to work with in the first place. I'm afraid his suckiness has now been cemented. Having the morals of a caveman sucks.

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      Russ 5 years ago

      And I thought it was just me. Thanks for restoring my faith.

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      Rowdydog 5 years ago

      South Park was right on with the episode of lethal cloud of smug from George Clooney's 78th Academy Awards acceptance speech drifting together with other smugness and creating "the perfect storm of self-satisfaction".

      I can't stand the guy but he is not too much different than a lot of celebrities. They actually think we want to be one of them or be like them. I wouldn't walk across the street to see any of them.

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      carl-wow 5 years ago

      ok - the other day i was hanging with my girlfriends and they start talking about celebs they think are hot and they think clooney is hot. I'm like - i can't stand that dude - so today i searched on google "I hate george clooney" - and voila, i'm here! I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who can see past that whole bullshit player persona of his. Inside, he's just a little man who is afraid to really open his heart to a nice woman and love someone. That's right, little man, you can't hide your gi-normous EGO and it showed at the Oscars this year when you didn't win anything - you know why you didn't win??? cos you SUCK and you didn't kiss enough ASS!!

      you're girlfriend is too good for you.

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      carina ligoberto 5 years ago

      I CANNOT STAND CLOONEY.............HE THINKS HE'S CARY GRANT. HE IS NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING AT ALL.....HE CAN BARELY ACT WELL. HE ALWAYS ACTS THE SAME. I SAW HIS NEW MOVIE,THE DESCENDANTS, ONE OF THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN, AND I ACTUALLY SAW TWO PEOPLE GET UP AND WALK OUT ON IT. PEOPLE KISS HIS ASS FOR WHATEVER REASON I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND; THAT'S THE ONLY REASON HE'S SUCCESSFUL.

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      JENDELL10@GMAIL.COM 6 years ago

      THE WORST OF THE WORST!!! EVERYTIME HE SHOWS UP WITH A POOR GIRL-I THINK WOW ,ONE BORN EVERYDAY.I AM A 29 YEAR OLD MODEL FROM BOSTON AND THIS KIND OF GIRL I KNOW SO WELL,THEY ARE THINKING HE IS PRINCE CHARMING. HE USES HIS MOVIE CELEBRITY TO MAKE THESE GIRLS UNPAID @#$ UNTIL HE GET TIRED OF USING THEM FOR SEX AND TAKING THEM OUT FOR PHOTOS FOR HIS EGO.IF IT BARKS LIKE A DOG ITS GEORGE CLOONEY-HE JUST USES THESE SILLY WOMEN.HE CANT ACT AND HE KNOWS IT, THAT'S WHY HE IS SO RUDE TO THE PRESS.HE KNOWS HE WILL BE FORGOTTEN - AND ITS ALL GOING TO END..HES OLD AND NOT LIKABLE OLD,LIKE TOM HANKS.

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      Gina 6 years ago

      Definitely a gross moron. STOP DATING LITTLE GIRLS!!!

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      Beaks 6 years ago from USA

      That's entirely possible. He doesn't talk about his personal life in the press much anymore. Of course, it's also possible that he heard about her remarks and thought, whoa- she expects me to act like an adult?! NO. WAY.

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      angelaeangus@hotmail.com 6 years ago

      Well I think that Elisabetta did herself in,when

      she said publicly that she doesn't want to be with anyone

      who doesn't want children or be married. That remark should have been between the two of them and not shared

      with the tabloids. He then "lost" all respect of her and

      decided to be on his own again. Whatever you think of him,

      he is a private person even though he is in the news all

      the time and obviously really resents having someone talk privately about him.

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      sf 6 years ago

      he's an arrogant moron. and fyi- a large majority of women know that and wouldn't give him the time of day. the rest are morons just like him.

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      Annoyed viewer 7 years ago

      Jessica, I hope you're kidding.

      George Clooney is the most self-indulgent jackass out of all the celebrities. Him and the obviously fake concern for charities makes me feel like throwing up. I saw an interview with him where we spoke about his help in Africa and I lost my appetite. His self-indulgent narcissism was was just so evident on TV that it was almost embarrassing.

      Go crawl in a cave and die already.

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      Jessica 7 years ago

      F@!k all you who hate george clooney. He is a fun loving man who has done no harm to anyone. I respect his choice to never have kids and think that he is hard working and well mannered. Love you george. Wish you much success.

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      Ben 7 years ago

      I think he is a real idiot and an douchebag. he thinks the world doesn't deserve him but i think we would be better off

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      meryl4ever 7 years ago

      I loathe George Clooney. His true color was revealed at the Oscars. Utterly rude. Didn't stand for Monique but stood for Sandra; gave annoyed look at the hosts; threw Sandra into the pool; sipping his flask of alcohol during the night; etc. I can't stand his voice, arrogance, narcissism, and publicized political stuff. No wonder, he does not have a steady girlfriend, not married, Angelina Jolie cant stand him and Meryl Streep has never been paired with him. Cant imagine Meryl acting with him. Spitznails: yes, well put: he is an actor, why didn't he throw out a fake laugh at his superiors Steve and Alec. He is not only a jerk: I think he is an Orc.

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      spitznails 7 years ago

      Such an egomaniac, arrogant, self-important a..wipe. He has bought into the persona that his fanatics has projected upon him. To see him mugging for the camera makes me want to throw up. His behaviour on the Oscars tonight was pathetic. Hey, you're an actor - throw out a fake laugh for your superiors - Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin. Jerk.

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      Luis from Portugal 8 years ago

      I really hate this pathetic clown, don't ask me why, I just hate him, that stupid smile, that face, his arrogence, their annoying movies (the worst batman in history!)

      Really, why do people still give him so much attention and credit?

      S.hit, don't you have eyes on your face?? Where is the beauty on him?? He's completely normal!! It's like saying that Renee Zellweger isn't fat!!

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      Beaks 8 years ago from USA

      Yeah, illiterate people really don't get that film. Why would you assume that because I'm a fan of the Odyssey that I would be interested in gay porn? I know public schools are supposed to be bad, but come on. Seriously?

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      simon says 8 years ago

      did u just say O Brother was a good movie? lol it sucked ass, dude! george clooney is even said to be starring in a gay porn with tim burton... bet ya cant wait