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Movie Quotes Obscura

Updated on October 04, 2008

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective-

We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter.

Addams Family Values-

You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.

Addams Family Values-

Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday: Wait...

Airplane-

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Aliens-

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

American Pie-

She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

Animal Crackers-

You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.

Animal Crackers-

You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.

Antz-

I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension-

Where ever you go, there you are.

A Brady Bunch Movie-

When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're telling on yourself.

A Brady Bunch Movie-

Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?

Bring It On-

Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.

A Bug's Life-

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.

Carrington-

Lytton Strachey: I tend to be impulsive in these matters... like the time I asked Virginia Woolf to marry me.

Dora Carrington: She turned you down?

Lytton Strachey: No, she accepted. It was ghastly.

Casablanca-

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?

Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.

Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Citizen Kane-

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.

Clue-

Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage

Clueless-

Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Clueless-

Cher: I want to do something for humanity.

Josh: How about sterilization?

Coneheads-

Neighbor: All men are pigs!

Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.

Neighbor: Exactly!

Deconstructing Harry-

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'it's benign.'

Dude, Where's My Car?-

Jesse: Have you seen my car?

Christie: Yeah.

Jesse: You have?

Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.

Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Dumb & Dumber-

Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?

Waiter: It's the soup of the day.

Lloyd: Mmm... that does sound good.

Fight Club-

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Heathers-

Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...

JD: There are no stupid questions.

Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?

JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!

Heathers-

I was impressed to see that she made proper use of the word 'myriad' in her suicide note.

Hijacking Hollywood-

Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas-

One man's compost is another man's potpourri.

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    Catlyn 8 years ago from Somewhere in the OC

    OMG !! Too funny! Thanks for bringing some laughs into my day!!

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    desert blondie 8 years ago from Palm trees, swimming pools, lots of sand, lots of sunscreen

    Hilarious!

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