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Movie Quotes Obscura

Updated on October 4, 2008

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective-

We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter.

Addams Family Values-

You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.

Addams Family Values-

Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday: Wait...


Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.


Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

American Pie-

She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

Animal Crackers-

You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.

Animal Crackers-

You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.


I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension-

Where ever you go, there you are.

A Brady Bunch Movie-

When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're telling on yourself.

A Brady Bunch Movie-

Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?

Bring It On-

Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.

A Bug's Life-

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.


Lytton Strachey: I tend to be impulsive in these matters... like the time I asked Virginia Woolf to marry me.

Dora Carrington: She turned you down?

Lytton Strachey: No, she accepted. It was ghastly.


Major Strasser: What is your nationality?

Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.

Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Citizen Kane-

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.


Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage


Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.


Cher: I want to do something for humanity.

Josh: How about sterilization?


Neighbor: All men are pigs!

Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.

Neighbor: Exactly!

Deconstructing Harry-

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'it's benign.'

Dude, Where's My Car?-

Jesse: Have you seen my car?

Christie: Yeah.

Jesse: You have?

Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.

Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Dumb & Dumber-

Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?

Waiter: It's the soup of the day.

Lloyd: Mmm... that does sound good.

Fight Club-

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...

JD: There are no stupid questions.

Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?

JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!


I was impressed to see that she made proper use of the word 'myriad' in her suicide note.

Hijacking Hollywood-

Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas-

One man's compost is another man's potpourri.


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    10 years ago from Somewhere in the OC

    OMG !! Too funny! Thanks for bringing some laughs into my day!!


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