Trump University Rap Tune
Trump University Fight Song
TRUMP U FIGHT SONG
If you want an ejookashun
an become a bizness flash
enroll in our college
and learn to talk trump trash
We’ll teach you to be deceitful
We'll teach you how to lie
You'll learn how to scam those foolsJust give TRUMP U a try
If you want to be like Donald
You have to lie and cheat
That’s how he made his money
Scamming can’t be beat
We'll teach you how to style your hair
and how to dye it blonde
Then apply some agent orange
You too can be a clown
Yes you can be a piece of sh*t
Just like ol’ Donald T
Write a check for 50 grand
To Trump University
We ain't got no campus
we aint got no team
Our leader is a big buffoon
who likes to shout and scream
Forget about diversity
and all that righteous stuff
you'll matriculate with dishonor
just like the Big Trumpus
You'll earn a phony diploma
like the one below
a certificate of deception
signed by the school's top a**hole
Boo Boo for Trumpus U
Certificate of Deception from Trump U
Trump Strategy Revealed
By threatening litigation, the Trump team forced many small suppliers and tradesmen to give up trying to collect for work completed . Hundreds of businesses were denied payment for the flimsiest excuses. Many had to declare bankruptcy as a result.
That's the way we do business said trump.