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Oh no, they didn't! A guess who said it quiz

Updated on August 22, 2011

All of us are guilty, at least occasionally, of slip-of-the-tongues. The following is a Who Said It? quiz game. It is compiled of humorous and sometimes downright dumb quotes and gaffes made by famous people. If you would like to play, get out pencil and paper then read each of the 25 quotations. Make your guess of who said each quote from the groups of possibilities provided. When you are finished scroll down the page to find the answers. Have fun!

Who said it?


"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."

A. Chuck Norris

B. General Douglas McArthur

C. John Wayne

D. Reverend Jerry Falwell


"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."

A. Julian Wakefield (Missouri basketball player)

B. Heidy Fleiss (Hollywood Madam)

C. Ron Jeremy (porn actor)

D. Jerry Springer


“I don’t think Republicans can damage my character.”

A. President Jimmy Carter

B. Congressman Ron Paul

C. President Barack Obama

D. President Bill Clinton


. The headline "Man shoots neighbor with machete." appeared where?

A. New York Times

B. Miami Herald

C. The Daily Planet

D. The Daily Bugle


"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

A. Gloria Steinem

B. Mary Tyler Moore

C. Brooke Shields

D. Julia Roberts


“Solutions are not the answer.”

A. President Richard Nixon

B. Prince Phillip

C. Bill Gates

D. President Theodore Roosevelt


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

A. Michelle Obama

B. Madonna

C. Cher

D. Britney Spears


"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."

A. Vice-President Joe Biden

B. Secretary of the Treasury, Timothy Geithner

C. President H.W. Bush

D. Reverend Al Sharpton


"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."

A. President Barack Obama

B. Pope Benedict XVI

C. Pope John Paul II

D. Bono


“I would like to come back as a tampon.”

A. President Bill Clinton

B. Prince Charles

C. Bob Dylan

D. Lady Gaga


“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”

A. Senator Bob Dole

B. Al Gore

C. Bill Gates

D. Bono


“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

A. Sarah Palin

B. Christine O'Donnell

C. Arnold Schwarzenegger

D. Hillary Clinton


“The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.”

A. President Dwight Eisenhower

B. Beyonce

C. Queen Elizabeth II

D. Bono


“But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it”

A. Harry Reid

B. Nancy Pelosi

C. John Boehner

D. Rick Santorum


. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

A. Mayor Marion Barry

B. President Ronald Reagan

C. First Lady Barbara Bush

D. First Lady Laura Bush


“I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

A. Twiggy

B. Linda Evangelista

C. Christie Brinkley

D. Naomi Campbell


“We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”

A. Muammar Gaddafi

B. Leon Panetta

C. Dan Quayle

D. Janet Napolitano


“Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640K of ram?”

A. Steve Jobs

B. Al Gore

C. Bill Gates

D. Ann Coulter


. “I love that smell of the emissions!”

A. Sarah Palin

B. Lisa Jackson (head of the Environmental Protection Agency)

C. Gavin Newsom (Mayor of San Francisco)

D. Roseanne Barr


“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

A. Dr. Andrew Weil

B. First Lady Michelle Obama

C. actress Kirstie Alley

D. author Fran Lebowitz


“So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?”

A. Michael Barrymore, game show host

B. Senator John McCain

C. Ryan Seacrest, American Idol host

D. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann


“I may be dumb but I’m not stupid.”

A. Dan Quayle

B. Terry Bradshaw

C. O.J. Simpson

D. Paris Hilton


“I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

A. Jennifer Lopez

B. Dan Quayle

C. George Lopez

D. Rosie O'Donnell


“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas.”

A. Jessica Simpson

B. Jenna Bush

C. Sandy Duncan

D. Jennifer Love Hewitt


A school teacher said this to the father of who?

“It doesn’t matter what he does, he’ll never amount to anything.”

A. Bill Gates

B. Ronald Reagan

C. Steven Spielberg

D. Albert Einstein


1. John Wayne

2. Julian Wakefield

3. Bill Clinton

4. Miami Herald

5. Brooke Shields

6. Richard Nixon

7. Britney Spears

8. George H. W. Bush

9. President Obama

10. Prince Charles

11. Bob Dole

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger

13. Dwight Eisenhower

14. Nancy Pelosi

15. Mayor Marion Barry

16. Linda Evangelista

17. Dan Quayle

18. Bill Gates

19. Sarah Palin

20. Fran Lebowitz

21. Michael Barrymore

22. Terry Bradshaw

23. Dan Quayle

24. Jessica Simpson

25. Albert Einstein


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  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    7 years ago from Tennesee

    Feenix, so glad you enjoyed it!

  • feenix profile image


    7 years ago

    Hello, Beth,

    This hub is absolutely hilarious. Most of my answers were wrong but I had a whole lot of fun taking the test.

    I am bookmarking this.

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    7 years ago from Tennesee

    Lenore, thanks for playing. I doubt I would have guessed that many right myself!

  • Lenore Robinson profile image

    Lenore Robinson 

    7 years ago from Delaware

    I didn't do so well, only 12 right! Good fun! :)

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    7 years ago from Tennesee

    Glad you liked it, Will!

  • WillStarr profile image


    7 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

    What a fun Hub!


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