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The power of a few chosen words ! Let's start the new year with a smile, shall we ?

Updated on December 31, 2012
Invaluable advice for the wise shopper !
Invaluable advice for the wise shopper !
Welcome to Florida!  Hmmm! Let me think about this one for a minute here...Is that what they call a tourist trap?
Welcome to Florida! Hmmm! Let me think about this one for a minute here...Is that what they call a tourist trap?
Nobody's perfect! Someone's trash is somebody else's treasure!
Nobody's perfect! Someone's trash is somebody else's treasure!
It's all about common sense isn't it? Would it be possible that the last line is the main purpose of that sign?
It's all about common sense isn't it? Would it be possible that the last line is the main purpose of that sign?
But too much common sense sometimes makes no sense at all...
But too much common sense sometimes makes no sense at all...
Want to witness a miracle? Attend Brother Jack's revival!  Don't take my word for it, just look further down...
Want to witness a miracle? Attend Brother Jack's revival! Don't take my word for it, just look further down...
We told you so! You never listen to anything, do you ?
We told you so! You never listen to anything, do you ?
When in Rome, do what the Romans do, right?
When in Rome, do what the Romans do, right?
Thanks for the reminder! One tends to forget sometimes! Especially after Brother Jack's Revival!
Thanks for the reminder! One tends to forget sometimes! Especially after Brother Jack's Revival!
Didn't I tell you attending Brother Jack's revival might perform a miracle! It's been documented too!
Didn't I tell you attending Brother Jack's revival might perform a miracle! It's been documented too!
No comment!
No comment!
Again, you've been warned. Don't come and blame anybody else for your own conduct!
Again, you've been warned. Don't come and blame anybody else for your own conduct!
Yeah, make sure you stay on the sidewalk!
Yeah, make sure you stay on the sidewalk!
Yeah, really, how would you like that, huh?
Yeah, really, how would you like that, huh?
Need we say more ?
Need we say more ?
No, the other right, you idiot!
No, the other right, you idiot!
Did I make myself clear?
Did I make myself clear?
As seen on "Cops"
As seen on "Cops"
Always with your safety in mind
Always with your safety in mind

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      Zaza 2 years ago

      It's Over ?This hurts because I still love my ex wife and we have chldiren together, but we have had our share of ups and down over the last 5 years. We have made up and broken up several times due to lack of communication. Whenever I want to talk about the problems she shuts down and nothing gets resolved. Either way I still love her she confessed that she still does as well however she has been talking to the new guy online (in whom she has never ever met before) who lives in Australia when we live in West Palm Beach Florida. I know that she is my ex wife but considering that I still love her it bothers me even though he is miles and miles away. Last night I went to spend time with the babies and I wanted to talk with her to find out what really happened and how come we never really tried to fix our relationship. She is mad with me because I have left many times and I told her the reason why I have left. The reason why I have left is because she takes me for granted and when I start to call her on it she shuts down because she thinks that Im either starting a fight (when all I want to do is fix things) or that Im insecure and that I just want to Nag . When she does this I get turned off and then communication goes out the window and we act like neither of us are there and then that's when I decide to leave and break up. So as I was saying last night I tried to speak with her about this issue and she looked at me and said it's over. So im like ok, we never cheated on each other the years, I put her before me in everything, with what little I had I gave, and I was her emotional and physical support whenever she needed me but it was not enough. And now she is chatting online with this guy who lives in Australia that she has never ever ever met and she says that it's over . What can I do to get her back. We have been here before and we reconcile but now she says it's over. When all I have ever wanted to do is fix our relationship and get back to that place we once had. I have tried to move on and date but its hard for me because she still has my heart, and it hurts to hear her say that its over and that she is talking to someone she has never met. I don't even know if he is a rebound guy, because he lives in another country! Is it really over?

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      LOL! Happy New Year, Austin.

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      Becky Katz 4 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      This is great, I badly needed a laugh and will send to my son. He is having a VERY bad day. This may cheer him up.